Urban Dictionary Hoodies

Foul-weather friend: A friend who is there for you when your down, but is no where to be seen when your happy.

It be like that sometimes: Just stating how life is and how it has its ups and downs and somethings just happen.

riding herd: When you get in someone’ face or on their case to get them to move on something. Cracking the whip. Kick in the ass. Making something your life’s work

Jangry: Being angry because you’re jealous of something; similar to “hangry” but because of inadequacy rather than a lack of food.

ripperoni: What you say when an unfortunate event transpires to you or another person. Slang term for "Rest In Pepperoni."

absolute unit: Someone very heavy or somebody who weighs a lot.

Socks off: Australian Idiom 1. Used to signify the feeling one experiences at the pinnacle of relaxation. 2. A command given to assist one in relaxing

Collusion: when you meet with Russian officials to plot a mission to interfere with the U.S democratic election and you know that it's wrong so you lie about it ever happening

solid maybe: When you probably can’t do something but don’t want to eliminate the possibility. Also, it is nicer than “probably not”.

NBS: No Bull Shit, and old hacker acronym which is usually used to signify that the talk will be serious.

content creator: A fancy word for Youtuber that tries to sugercoat the worthlessness of the profession.

L: Catching an L means catching a loss. In this sense, you catch an L if you say something stupid or, if you try to sound intelligent but are proved wrong.

touristaurant: Expensive restaurants with horrible food that people still go to for the prime location or atmosphere.

Bust down: A very expensive piece of jewelry (specifically expensive watch) that has a broken down value to the brand but flooded with many diamonds around the breguets, wristband & also face of the jewelry

marina queen: A boat that rarely leaves her slip or dock.

Ligma: "Ligma" is referring to "lick my" So when someone tells you "ligma" it means he's about to say something like "ligma balls" which means "lick my balls"

dab me up: To greet someone with a handshake or high five

Surrender Summit: The name given to the Helsinki Summit where donnie trump exposed himself as a traitor. He also displayed his love for Putin and the demise of the republican party.

grassy smile: When someone has pieces of lettuce/green vegetables in their teeth

Hackusation: Accusation for cheating in game or using a specific modification in game that's blacklisted / not allowed to gain advantages against other players.

relationblip: a very short relationship with little real importance to either member; usually lasting between one day and three months and entered into "for the hell of it"

caucacity: Something done with the audacity of white privilege. An act showing little compassion towards people of color.

jomo: Joy of Missing Out: You’re enjoying what you’re doing in the here and now and not on social media broadcasting or seeing what everybody else is doing. Opposite of fomo or the fear of missing out.

Ship Name: A mix of two peoples names. You can use this if they are dating or if you want them to me a couple. Just remember don't say it all the time because it will become over used.

instagram tax: When something is expensive because it is insta-worthy or aesthetically pleasing.

pottermania: Fanaticism surrounding fictional characters and themes contained within a series of books written by J.K Rowling, namely "Harry Potter".

big dick energy: confidence without cockiness. it is never misplaced and it cannot be simulated. it is the sexual equivalent of writing a check for $10k knowing you got it in the bank account.

Transportainment: Buying a car, motorcycle or similar vehicle because you hope it will be more fun than your usual daily driver.