Random Urban Dictionary Mugs

Slunt: 1. An incredibly offensive word for a woman which combines the words "cunt" and "slut". Use it on someone if a. they don't know what it is and lack the braincells to work it out or b. you really do feel like getting slapped a few times. 2. An incredibly awful "rock" band that sold records due more because of the talentless lead singer and bassist than any musical talent of any kind.

hopout: A part of a railyard (or directly adjacent to or outside of a railyard) where a freighthopper gets on a freight train, or waits to get on a freight train.

Stuart Country Day School: A school full of catty, pretty, and nice ... but boy-crazy, girls that worship God.

full-auto.org: A stronghold for people who have left and or been banned by the jack-booted thuggery of ar15.com (arfcom).

Kyrii: A good looking, cute and generally attractive lady as well as being a very pleasant person, usually there for her friends when needed. Can be lazy at times, but is always around at the right time and always knows how to have good laugh.

Truckasaurus: A truck that is big, incredibly loud, and annoying.

Florida: Florida is really ratchet New York. The Miami metro area is basically the New York Metro areas except more crime and hotter. Even though New York gets snow, we don't have to worry about a hurricane every 2 weeks. Disney World is basically the only thing New York doesn't have, though you can find some magical bullshit in Westchester. They also have their shittier version of IHOP in Waffle House. Also they got Gators and Florida's football hasn't been good since Tim Tebow and Jameis Winston. The amount of crime in the state is pretty amazing; you can always find something on {Florida Man}. Final note: Syosset and Dix Hills > Boca

appl: You were presumably going to type "apple" but forgot the E at the end or maybe you typed out "apply" and accidentally hit backspace or you could have even been trying to type "applicability" and only got half way through before you realized you don't know how to spell it and completely stopped trying. Or you could have been trying to spell any of these other words and stopped right before finishing them: applicabilities, applicatively, applications, application, applicative, applicatory, applicators, appliqueing, applesauces, applaudably, applaudable, applicable, applesauce, applicator, applicants, appliances, applauders, applauding, applejacks, applecarts, applicant, appliance, applejack, applecart, applauses, applauded, applauder, appliable, appliqued, appliques, applause, applique, appliers, applying, applauds, applied, applaud, applets, applier, applies, applet, or apples.

Nakah: A boy that knows how to kiss really good. He will tongue you down. He is literally good at anything. Absolutely ANYTHING.

Japanese Paddle: Decorative wooden paddle given to American business executives upon touring the red light district in Tokyo. Like a gift from the Kentucky Bourbon Trail but from whore houses.

rushmita: Rushmita is a very confident, intelligent and bold person. Her confidence is admirable and is what makes her beautiful. She is the type of friend who teaches you to enjoy your life and cares for you especially at times when even you don't know that you need it. Life is a chaotic and a lot more enjoyable with rushmita.

School -- waste of my life: just like the first one, school was a waste of my life, too. i learned i was dumber than everyone, that people only hate who's different for no reason and that drugs make money just like prostitutes do - because nobody cares and if you're not a somebody already, then no one will ever care until college. Actually college was OK. But nobody cared, just the independence and chance to succeed was OK. But I failed. So it was a waste of my life.

Det one: Something that is perfect. A great finish

German Earmuffs: The sexual act in which two females simultaneously put their vaginas completely around another persons ears.

Mustafa: He is the definition of Power. The arabic name Mustafa means "the chosen one" His strength and intelligence is limitless. Bro you can write your own text here, so stop doing this trend and focus on something more important. Read a book, go for a walk, maybe jogging or do some fitness training.

dirty alara: When a slut, has sex in the bushes, and gets probably gets sticks up the ass

uwamaria: Mother Mary's child.

Danganronpa: A video game/anime, abbreviation (dnrp)

cream of dick'n soup: Semen.

Sniping: The act of stealthily masturbating while on FaceTime/Skype/the phone with your significant other, and then telling them about it hours after the fact.

Riyansi: Riyansi is a loyal, dedicated person who loves to make other people smile with their witty jokes. She might look rude or intimidating at first sight but when you get to know them, they're just the sweetest. They keep a lot if secrets buried deep inside and don't let anyone see their broken side. She is rare and beautiful.

Tawana Muteve: Tawana is the most beautiful, blessed girl in the world. She is so smart and so pretty everybody loves her. She is so smart, she even has a scholarship!!. Every Tawana gets grate grades and kind compliments and every Tawana is GOOD at basketball!. Tawana is the most coolest person ever to hang out with and she is so beautiful and SEXY! ohh yuhh

schfitz: when your coochie gets so unbelievably wet to the point where it pulsates

omnivore: Primarily, a living creature who consumes meat - i.e.: poultry, pork, beef, fish. Many human meat-eaters are disrespectful towards those who don't eat meat, particularly towards vegans, often writing bad definitions of them in urban dictionary. Such people are often bad at spelling and consistently illogical in their responses to vegetarians and vegans.

lynnhaven: a wonderful and cool oyster that brightens anyones day

boof: To smoke excessively.

Gatorade water bottle: The only thing gamers will ever really drink with

Pesbian: Was a lesbian until she Had sex with Pluto (future)

KOTUH KRiMiNAL: A famous MySpace whore, who spells criminal with a K.

Freddo: A chocolate Frog made in Australia by Cadbury

crap: to shit

Eesh’d: Eesh’d (EE-Y-SH-ED) a word for when a group of people are constantly suffering random political facts. These random facts have absolutely no correlation to the current conversation, nor does anybody care about said political facts.

jayri: The most beautiful outgoing girl u will ever meet. Self confidence lovable and kind

sollomoss: ok pure ownage, this is a fabulous historic battle. 800 of the De'ils Dozen composed of armstrongs, bells, carletons, Dacres, Elliots, Grahams, johnstone or johnson, kerr or carr, Maxwells, Musgraves, Nixon, Storey, and Scott Reivers defeated a full Scottish invading army of up to 18,000 men, cavalry and artillery, with the loss of 7 dead and 1 wounded. In the process they captured the whole Scottish military leadership, hundreds of prisoners, the whole Scottish artillery and almost all their standards, sending the routed army fleeing back to Scotland after taking even their boots off them “bicause they shuld the more spedely flye homewerts” without the encumbrance of their clothing!

ófeigur: An annoying little dude that constantly asks you to buy him candy. But sometimes he's cool.

Angelo: Angelo is the handsomest man who has ever set foot on Earth and the greatest kisser too. He is in fact a god-like person due to his inner beauty. He knows how to love with exaggeration but also to never forgive those who hurt him. He always wants to have full control as God's emissary. He is very stubborn but at the same time deeply emotional. He strives to protect those he loves as he displays his vengeful face to those who harm them. Sometimes he prefers to enclose himself and enjoy his privacy. Strategy is his piece of cake as he may become mysterious and hide in the shadows or even in plain sight. He knows very well how to heal his wounds with the power of Heaven but also how to inflict pain with that of Hell. It's very easy for him to tell a lie but if it's a big one the remorse will drown him. He has the ability to foreshadow some events of the future by analyzing the probabilities and the impact of each choice he makes. No one wants to mess with him because he can quickly outsmart everyone with his superior intelligence. He is enormously gifted in all respects both mentally and especially sexually. It is not easy for him to stay completely in a relationship as we could call him a ladie's man. But when he finds his one true love after almost endless research he will devote himself fully to her. He completely loves sweets and luxury as he cannot live without them. Finally , he wants always to be the center of all attention as he will do anything to maintain it.

keishall: Keishall is a pretty crazy loving person.

Best ATC: Alexander Kokhov is the best atc in XT

FFS: For Fuck Sake, god thats what im sayign knowintg your on this page

Yan: the Shmexiest beast Ever! cool, outgoing, Beastly, funny, gots amazing biking skill, amazing skill of falling of the bike the PROPER way. the Craziest Russian Jew bastard you'll Ever meet.