Random Urban Dictionary Mugs

Norwegian: Smart and Loyal people who have a record of living longer than any other Nationality on Earth. Here are some other things Norwegians have accomplished: 1. 12% of Norwegians in America are Medicine Workers 2. 15.9% of Norwegians in America are Scientists 3. 23.4% of Norwegians in America are Medical Workers 4. 14% of Norwegians in America are Lawyers 5. 25% of Norwegians in America are Dental Teachers Norwegians are good and hard Workers.

Jessecah: Backstabbing bitch who will do anything she can to ruin friendships. She doesn't care about anyone but herself and how she can get on top. Basically nobody needs a Jessecah in their life. She will completely ruin your life. Don't trust anyone that spells their name J-E-S-S-E-C-A-H

mysterectomy: When a femine spouse verbally abuses a masculine spouse to such an extrent that he feels his manhood has been cut-off. Spelling should actually be "Misterectomy" or "Mr.-ectomy"

Tominel: Tominel is the richest resident of Mala Ida. Ida was built by his father from the money he took from codes. He is 4´11 tall and he has nickname "Hlava od penisu". When you want to say you are rich, just say you are Tominel

magic sock: A sock you use for cum while master-bating.

Schneidified: The act of getting dominated by Kyle Schneider when your drunk.

fosho: Being for sure about something, serious. For sure combined.

ragerunner: little skinny person who's peaceful and senile appearance masks his true nature as a raging bloodlusted tauren

Fur boy: A small gay man, like a twink, but hairy like a bear.

Lancer: The best bad guy in a video game. The coolest and raddest person. Is also a very good boy.

December 9: gay people day.

Kiro: An elegant but undiscovered species among the North Eastern part of Ireland. Where the Fenians thrive. A term typically used for someone from the Northern part of Ireland. Usually, tend to get very angry at any type of video games (especially PG rated games). Normally, very small in height (5ft2). This person has panic attacks very occasionally, over the smallest reasons. Tends to be a regular user of illegal drugs, part of the EDL, and also IRA. Typically has a brown wife, normally from nigera. Either this, or hugely overweight. Despite all the negatives, this person has very good relations with the BBC, the news company.

shanxy: Murderous intent & or vibe

pimp socks: Ultra sheer men's socks that ride at least calf length. Back in the day, read 70's, you had a winning hand with a pair of pimp socks and some Stacy Adams.

bamjoor: Bamjoor means is another word for the name Erin.

Pecky: Use this word when you need to say you are hungry but only want a snack

Red Raying: When a guys girlfriend is really mad at him and she is giving him an evil look that lets him know she is so mad he thinks to himself " im surprised her eyes aren't glowing red right now ".

password: The most common password.

BBB: bredbandsbolaget An name of the swedish broadband company which delivers the fastest internet lines in sweden

Duffy: A horrible creature of name invokes fear in all under the age if 18.

Bloofie: When one receives anal sex and at the same time is getting a blow job

Snotblobalicious: The gratifying experience when you have a cold and you snort a blob of snot through your nasal passages and it slides down your throat and into your stomach.

Sunniva: Sunniva is a gorgeous and most amazing person you will ever get to meet!! She puts her all into trying to make friends with you and is the sweetest person you will meet!!!!!!

A Jett: A North Korean boy with moisturized shaven skin and Leprosy that Molests children every Thursday

young must: An example of a teenage boy who gives off an unappealing and annoying odor. Most of the time he has a strange personality, a weird sense of music, and is socially awkward.

Huzz: When you are high and buzzed at the same time.

srinjani: Srinjani is actually a word we define as beautiful and gorgeous , people who is facing with lots of problems but keep smiling to the world , they are very sweet from side and will always help other and will give there best , they forgive everyone easily but never forget , they will never let someone down and will never leave someone who are close to them , they are very sensitive with there relationship doesn't matter what relationship it is , they are pretty as heaven and indeed gorgeous and are pure hearted , it's just perfect a perfect person a person who have everything a person would want srinjani is amazing and perfect

dipper: A person of East Indian descent who has the following traits: 1. thinks they blend into the general population 2. has a strong indian accent or cannot speak english at all (pronounces V's and W's like B's - eg. window = bindow) 3. wears their pajamas outside like it is a fashion statement 4. plays obscure sports like kabaddi 5. cuts their hair (previously in a turban) in highschool to fit in 6. uses baby oil as a hair gel 7. always refer to their social circles as their buddies or cousins 8. breath smells like masala 9. if they are men, wear blue contacts to look like the men in Bollywood 10. lives with their extended families (ie. parents, grandparents, uncles, aunts) until they are married and sometimes even after.

LinuXBox: An XBox modified to use Linux as it's OS. Hard to do, hard to keep.

Asstube: A tube that is shoved up someone's ass. Liquids are then able to be passed through the tube into the person's anal cavity therefore giving them special sensations.

nvniy: the best mutual on this planet, she’s so amazing! (and my fav moot ofc), she’s also super supportive

credit carding: opening a door that you don't have access the keys to using a credit card, by tricking the locking mechanism up and down.

grumpy ana: An anal explosion, usually from a female, done on purpose despite pleas to the contrary.

bepić: steal something

Sparkleweed: A substance that puts a sparkle into your life; makes everything seem on the bright side; boosts sex drive; the only known form of addicting weed.

Emotional partners: This is when you are connected with someone, but not dating them, but you have feelings for each other. Otherwise known as stupid.

simpleton: An individual that lacks basic cognition of the easiest things whom is essentially the town fool.

Isadore Newman School: A school where a bunch of rich kids go but actually does have a lot of smart people along with their dumb people! Also the person in the other def called us stupid but doesn't know how to spell the name of the school. It's Isidore not Isadore. Also you can't call people stupid when you never properly learned to speak english!@stubblywave3370 It would be "they" not "their" lol. Also I'm pretty sure we'll all have pretty good jobs based solely off of our parentage. Though I concede that we may be less deserving than other candidates our class alone makes us more likely to get real jobs. One of the worlds unfortunate realities.

good one timmy: Use “good one timmy" as a response If some is annoying and they tell a joke that isn't funny.

Vtaeyong: Vtaeyong is a kind and generous strong person