Random Urban Dictionary Mugs

main guy: practically anyone as long as you're fine, play a sport, bash, or people just like you for no sensible reason.

snaking: A line of 3 or more cars traveling above the speed limit on an interstate or highway, basically counting on there being "safety in numbers" to not get pulled over. The members of the snake all remain travelling in the right lane until passing, at which point each car pulls into the left lane and then back into the right lane, appearing to "slither" around slower traffic.

Gunninist: basically a form of saying that you hate feminists

Jago: Is 99% teeth, is now officially called plumpy. A amazing flirter but an man-hore! Always rejecting decent girls. Thinks he's a "smart-arse". Shit music taste. And has no clue who wrote this!

gripmas: On the day after Christmas, every female temporarily hoes out and are ranked based on their grip strength when giving hand jobs. In order to get a tuggie on Gripmas, simply wish a woman a merry Gripmas.

Lumfao chikin: How much lumfao could a lumfao chikin lumfao if a lumfao chikin could lumfao?

Frothy Dome: When you’re getting head and it’s super sloppy and this man is creaming all over himself

Cherry Cream Ale: When you have sex with a full can of beer until ejaculation, then give it to your significant other.

sluttire: Clothing that makes the wearer look like a slut.

Rooster: A slut!

bangin: The Techno knock in Electronic music. Hard hitting repetious music. Something highly agreed to for rolling

Runescape: When a woman shaves her pubes into a glyph or rune.

nate: florida slang , it means no

gone fishing: Heading out into the world of nature to explore things far beyond one can normally venture.

Baylor Bitch: A stereotypical female Baylor student. Generally part of a sorority, but not necessarily. A Baylor Bitch is mainly any female (or flamboyant male) who attends Baylor and lives off of Mommy and Daddy's money. Baylor Bitches can be identified by their orange skin, Ugg boots, clumpy, grotesque eyelashes, and blindingly white teeth. Or you can just look for any Lexus car that's been crashed on Baylor campus. Baylor Bitches feed on carrot sticks, cheese cubes, and caramel macchiatos. See also shiny girl.

Poutine Law: Poutine Law Is a Canadian law that is a traditional Canadian law that has run through the country for hundreds of years. It is a law that means it is mandatory to like poutine. If you do not like poutine than you immediately become a Canadian immigrant.

Abec11 Green: The kick ass color of lime urethane abec11 wheels, namely bigzigs. Abec11 Green is also know to be the fastest color.

Groat's syndrome: A physiological condition that renders the sufferer with profound hyperactivity and spasticity... like after drinking 5 cups of coffee. Possibly named after Hall of Fame baseball player Dick Groat. This little known disease was brought to the mainstream by a complete episode of 'Curb Your Enthusiasm' being devoted to it. We can thank the honorable Larry David for taking a leadership role in bringing awareness to the public so we can raise money to defeat this life-altering disease.

Marcos: One of the greatest guys you will ever meet, but they can have a temper and love to argue. They are kinda nerdy and very smart. Also a really handsome guy who doesn't care what anyone thinks.

Blerp: When something pathetically leaves existence. Like when a boner goes limp.

chach: vagina, cho-cha, pussy, ignition

Up the butt: Fucking a bitch up the ass

Digital Reverb: An audio effect that is used to make individual instruments or even master recordings sound downright terrible. Never sounds real and almost always overused and ruins everything.

bad sex: Bad sex is when the sex is not worth using a new condom, much less the time you just wasted taking your clothes off.

floant: Used to deny permission to one’s request

sko: A person of color. The color black. Can also be combined with other words to specify that it pertains to a black person, ex: Sko + hobo = skobo Derived from the residential communtiy "Haggin Oaks", which becomes "Skao Niggah" when spelled backwards. The A in "Skao" was dropped to make it more pronouncable. Can also be used as a greeting.

darkness angel: its a woman thas is atracting all the male on her and she pass his friend befor his famely she a godness in bed she have to be a demon but its ther same anyway and she hate the most his son Boyka she have a mate Red Fang who she ignord him anyway she got many friend and have difficulty to leanr

National anybody but Jackson appreciation day: On April 22, we celebrate anybody but those named Jackson bc fuck you jackson

Bonae: Although not a poplular name , bonae can be a sweetheart and she has style. They will make you fall in love with them and their amazing personality. Bonaes usually tend to be very kind and optimistic . They are very kind and gorgeous and are all around the perfect package . They are the most trustworthy friend you can have in life and have an open heart for everyone

Screw Down: An alcoholic drink, a mix of tequila, orange juice and grapefruit juice.

Anjali: A women, commonly found on the streets of New England, who is extrememly permiscuous to say the least. Her soul purpose in life is to satisfy human beings in general, including women. She is appreciated souly for her sexual appetite. See cooze.

Miles Walden Wood: The Prime Minister of Cleveland High School. With the ability to vote over certain things. Overcoming dyslexia and his parents divorce to become the successful, beautiful specimen of a person he is today. With absolutely stunning feet. He’s known as the same animal but a different beast. As well as a lone wolf who plays by his own rules. ~Susan Walker

Bugaround: When the company you work for doesn't fix a bug but you can exploit it as a workaround for another bug so you can do your job.

squiz: Slang for square, which is slang for cigarette.

quorday: He’s a lover boy shows attention to you, show affection to you, everyone likes him, very friendly and compassionate

mothers milk: highly important; used as a basis to compare the importance of something to life as we know it; the best in its class when used in conjunction with "your" can be a dergoatory slam used to indicate your sexual relations with somones mother while still serving as a basis for a positive comparison

Facebook Archaeology: To dig up old facebook posts by liking or commenting, flooding people's facebook spaces with posts and statuses from five years ago or older. This practice is most successful when done to posts made before facebook likes were implemented, staking the archaeologists' claim.

Micro Penis: As said by FHM: A penis measuring less than 1cm when erect. There is no shaft, just a small nob connected to your pelvic region.

Dick Rohl: One's name. My name. I'm a self-centered bastard who wants his name on the urban dictionary.

Chocolate iceberg: See Poo.