Random Urban Dictionary Mugs

Elisa: A beautiful friend, she loves Bts and her bias is Jimin

moking: The act of smoking a cigarette or stogie through a hole in ones neck. This word was derived from the people who have a hole in their trachea (which they smoke from) and pronounce "smoking" as "moking" because they can't pronouce the "s" sound. Pronounced = "mo-king" or "moke"

apple: sex

luhanna: a chick that loves the color green (even her eyes are green) Loves to eat, has about a million "guy friends" Is usally known as "Lony"

hanfic: Short for Hanson fiction. Long or short stories written about the band Hanson. Started in 1997 when Hanson became popular. First couple of years the stories were similar, founded on the authors personal day dreams about the band. The quality of these stories was rather poor. Basic plot: Hanson moves in next door to a girl, Zac/Taylor/Isaac and girl fall inlove. The quality of these stories has improved greatly over the years, some have even been published as books.

Burrito wrapper: The tortilla that makes up the outer layer of a burrito.

shparf: Shitting, pissing, and barfing at the same time. Usually happens after mexican food.

dyewhore: A whore on the forum Dyestat. May be merely attention seeking, but also actively trollish.

LUCAS: Your worst enemy or your worst enemy, practically bald but you can still see his ginger hair, a midget, secretly lives under your bed, always showering you with insults and won't stop talking about anime, only awes about his pot of gold at the end of his rainbow, Irish background, key phrase "I killed you chicken" , sarcastic AF

Egg: Balls that come out of female food

Swimming hol: The process of one man ejaculating in a female vaginal area. Not cleaning up, she has another man eat her out later that day till she's wetter than a swimming hole.

Red Sox: Red Sox Nation = stupid pieces of shit. Red Sox fans and players are the greatest combination of pussies and faggots ever made by God. They are jealous the yankees because it took them with ease to win 26 world series, but took them 82 fucking years to win one. Also yankee players dont cry like Johnny Damon and the biggest faggot Curt Schilling. Red sox fans dont have real fans too, they just consist of people who are pissed off there team didnt make it to the playoffs or just hate the yankees. THis applies mostly to Mets fans who are the second biggest bitches to the Red Sox. So Red Sox get some real fucking fans. One thing the red sox should believe is the yankees are kick the red sox asses this year.

Crackadactal: 1. Someone who is far beyond the status of novice drug dealer (or any occupation). Not necessarily old but experienced at what they do. Has seniority. 2. A phrase used draw someone’s attention when they are being irritating to the first person. Not usually used as an insult.

churrios: a word that you say out lout in class just to be a total jackass to the teacher. #CHURRIOS

MP: Abbreviation of My Problem. Sometimes used with YP: Your Problem.

Secret Smile: your partners Cum face that only you see on the point of Male/Female ejeculation. Used in the Semisonic of the same name

Sakura haruno: The pink haired cutie from Naruto she's strong lovely cute asf

Rectalnogomo: Two guys sticking their wee wee up each others ass for pleasure but is not gay. Hence the no gomo.

Andrew: Pokemon-loving, sweet, caring, kind, AWESOMEEE, sensitive, funny, can sing, loves Inception... And is the best BFFFL that anyone could ask for <3

landing the deal: to finish engaging in sex

Passing the Baton: To carry and transmit multiple stds.

Lobotomized nigger: Someone who is so stupid they have to be called a word so horrible that will make them lock in

Geeks + Gamers: The worst fucking YouTube channel on the planet. They only talk about politics in movies and SJWs, they also constantly make Hate videos about the actress Brie Larson because they can’t get any pussy so they probably jerk off to her. There famous for there avengers Infinity war video. There also man baby’s and bitch about Woman being in movies because there man baby’s and jealous that those Woman are more stronger than them. There fans are also pussys!!!!!!

Hot Pencil: Is an extras and casting agency term. Meaning that someone is a certain for an upcoming job or film shoot. Film and casting agencies commonly make use of this term.

Deasia: That one girl in your class who's always being that asshole but then she's cool again.

Matt: A fucker who gets a sugar high off of soda. Someone who, while on this sugar high, plans on punching trees with a bigass smile on his face. Nevertheless, this person makes the best D jokes ever handsdown. He lives in a very redneck-y area. Despite his whiteness, he is a sucker for Asian food. Also most importantly, this guy is way too thirsty. Yet he won't admit it. Pfft.

Fartenese: A language dialect of the Ancient Stinkys, thought to be invented by a smoking hot guy after farting beside his girlfriend

trinisha: A savage, beautiful spirit,hottest bitch in the room.

Tyvek: Hot man who is a gangster and who gets lots of chicks and who has a really big penis

larry: to leave something or someone surreptitiously; to abandon a person or thing in a manner designed not to be noticed; to ditch. (Origin: Leaving Larry at the party with an, "I'm just going to get another beer" then never returning. Extended to the leaving of objects in wrong sections of the department store once you've decided better of purchasing them.)

oilfield mafia: A collaboration or pure bread degenerate idiots whom decided to deem themselves “The Oilfield Mafia”. Origin remains unknown.

Full court press: When you're constipated so badly that you have to reach out for leverage on the handi-tard bar and shit to press that thing out.

Rylawn: Good you tuber And has many loyal fans, and he is hot

Turtle smoke: The act of beating someone who is so slow even though you are incredibly slow yourself. Or is a procrastinator accomplishes a task before another procrastinator.

wa gawn: It's actually "wa gwan".

absolution: Third album by the British band MUSE considered by many to be their best. Considered by others to be highly overrated. Still one hell of an album.

Biante: The definition of fly. Being biante is being hot and sexy. Biante means you keeps it hood with a swagger so mean. Watch out when somebody so biante comes through because no games will be played.

Drequan: A man who is very loveing and kind with a wonderful tongue.

Outdue: An attempt to upstage; see also: perping on something that already was. Made popular by Whalebomb.

Anorexic Slut: Thin yet attractive girls who, while maintaining an eating disorder, still find time to be complete sluts when they aren't counting calories.