Random Urban Dictionary Mugs

Fauxque: (False Barbeque) Meat advertised as barbeque, but is not prepared using any traditional barbeque techniques.

HowD: Pronounced: How-Dee A short response that can substitute a greeting, an event, or description of some occurrence.

Jet Ski: While going to the toilet, side backwards facing the cistern. When completed, flush the chain and vroom, this gives the impression of being in the mediterranean on a jet ski.

Maddie: This self devouring sex goddess is known throughout the lands. She is prone to falling, but makes It up with her elasticity. Her sensual words will cast you in a deep sleep of lust... And she alone can get you back into reality. She is injured in one arm due to her hardcore mentality in bed. She's into that kinky sex, the sole creator of the cleavlend steam roller, a move only perfected by her. Once this species locks on her target, she devours their penis until there is nothing left but a flap to keep the dust out their asshole.

Luhan: The king of china and also the most beautiful angel in the world

emo: an emo IS NOT as some people seem to think a cross between a punk/skater/goth. they are their own person! some people seem to think they are emos because of the clothes they where but that is not true. and emo is someone who wheres that certain type of clothing, listens to a certain type of music which is of a soft rock genre and are often depressed , make their lives out to be really bad and horrible and often self-harm. although i must make this clear! it is not only emos who self harm anyone can do it and be suicidal! ANYONE! just because u r depressed it dusnt make u an emo!

ava paige: one of the worst fictional characters to ever be created. i don't need to say any more.

migxon: baddest bitch on the planet. a great tt created she should be verified

Gurnazab: My name, don't think anybody will search it up though I had to change the definition just in case they search it up for future job applications...

Boring: Kiara.

girlslop: mediocre and/or weird looking food made by a girl

Sunnia: A female that follows the path of the Ahlul Sunnah Wal Jammah.

Pop-a-Crackaluting: The greeting of a Blood greeting a fellow Blood and the greeting of a Crip greeting a fellow Crip.

slum: The Luxury Circle Trailer Park in Jackson, New Jersey... home of Hoop, the Mountain Man

Mong: Mong is when you are completely zoned out and can't hear anyone and look like you are focusing heavily on your own thought

Mitch: A person who makes very corny yet surprisingly clever jokes

Justice: He is a hot, cute, and very smart guy. He is an asshole most of the time. He is a MONSTER at all sports. If you mess with him he'll punch your head in. He is very shy guy, and he is good at everything, he will talk shit, but he will never say anything mean to pretty girls.

Silly Dude: A person acting childish

ganteng: Indonesian word means Gay, homo, fag

Ludvig: A short spastic that is always tired at school. He never studies and instead spends his making awful music and playing videogames. In his music he has rapped about Nazi Germany. He's also a midget/hobbit.

The name Chaz: The name chaz is a fit boy who every girl secretly loves

Mandee Kulaga: White actress, seeking tall, dark handsome male, see Kevin Davis also answers to Mister Anderson.

Sandy Worms: A meal consisting of a bowl of spaghetti and sauce with a whole container of parmesan cheese dumped on top of it. If you're at an Italian restaurant and they're grating the paremsan for you, you may ask to take the grater and either grate all the cheese that's in it onto your meal, or open the grater and simply put the block of ungrated cheese on your noodles and crush it up with your fork.

Lobster-back: An archaic slur for a British person - still used humorously today (British Army used to wear red coats - lobsters are red).

ditch: to leave a room/place without a trace

PHAT: P-Pathetic H-Homeless A-Asswipe T-Turban

Ye: A word made famous by being used by contino that means "yes"

Tommy Gavin: to drink liquor (vodka, whiskey or rum) straight from the bottle with no mixer and no chaser. Based off Denis Leary's character on Rescue Me, Tommy Gavin

bparents: A term that can be used to describe an adopted child's original set of parents, as in: "biological" parents or "birth" parents On the other hand, aparents can mean "adoptive" parents.

St. Patricks Catholic High School (Biloxi, MS): The worst school on the earth. Hey, I'm not kidding. ps. Principal Trosclair wants your money, he's like a vaccum JFC GTFOFOFOFOFOO

Prizzi: The best city in italy!!!

pretty boy muscle: Muscle that serves no purpose other than to look good. Most people who have pretty boy muscle are frat boys who spend about 2 hours in the gym "repping out." Most people confuse these tools for possessing real strength which serves to give the "pretty boy" an ego boost. Not everyone who is ripped or lean has "pretty boy muscle" as "pretty boy muscle" is an attitude as much as it is a look. You must be a tool to have pretty boy muscle. Characteristics of "pretty boy muscle:" 1. Lots of cuts 2. The said person usually talks more about the supplements they are on rather than their actual training. 3. Frat Boy. 4. When benching, uses a spotter that assists in the lift usually followed by the spotter saying "Yo I didn't help at all" when he basically deadlifted the bar off said person's chest. This leads to an elevated sense of confidence in the lifter as he will usually say he benches more than he actually does. 5. Usually wearing a shirt with the sides completely cut out. You know what I'm talking about. 6. NEVER works legs. They usually say "I don't want my legs to get too big" or will make any excuse to not do legs. 7. Works out in a bathing suit. 8. Eats salad when going to a fast food restaurant. 9. Gels his hair before the gym. 10. NEVER goes heavy. Everything is in the 10 rep range. 11. Goes to FSU. 12. Oh yeah, did I say frat boy?

social clopen: When a retail slave closes the store, gets wasted at a bar or party, then has to open the next day. Occurs as the result of a scheduling snafu where the retail manager overhears that his or her retail robots are going to a party and makes the schedule such that they get 8 hours in between shifts to party, eat, sleep, shower, iron clothes and shave. As a result, the retail robots typically omit many of those steps (especially the ironing clothes part), and go to work wasted the next morning, if at all.

Polykarpus: The chillest and hottest dude alive like I’m talking Priscus and Protas COMBINED,is okay with being called Polly,Got A lot of friends,has every slur pass,and is very good at roasting,if you have him as a friend or boyfriend,you got lucky

Margarett: She looks like a depressed idiot that cant get any bitches so they resort to saying "suck my balls idiot" while they are a woman that is born with no balls so they are practically being stupid as they are saying they have a penis even though they know that they have no dick no balls no penis only a vagina. They are also lesbian for their friend, and obsesses over random guys.

Nigerican: Now that the USA has a "black" president (who is mostly Arabic), we are a black nation. Now let us have Kwanzaa you inbred Nigericans.

Jens: an absolute mothafuckin chad.

bologna rod: When a woman uses a piece of rolled up bologna to pee through. This was first identified in the mid 80's in Braintree Mass.

galoush: better known as a colinder but that's what boring fuckers call it. it has a lot of holes in it. it is metal. it can come in many different colours. is used mostly for fashionable hats but can also used to drain water from pasta after cooking. galoushes have the power to rule the world but they are harmless beasts so use their powers to better uses.

boos: an informal slang term used particularly in Australia that means intercourse, pronounced “boose”