Random Urban Dictionary Mugs

Man Child: A full grown man, over the age of 20, who still needs to be spported finacially or emotionally by his parents. May or may not live at home with parents, but needs consistant reassurement. Is unable to have healthy relationships with women because of childish behavior, but is in desperate need of someone. May or maynot be a fanboy or gamer.

Ethan Wood: gets all da bitches

Boonapalist: A woman that ain't gonna stress her man none.

call mum: An excuse to hang up on someone to be able to masturbate.

niyahja: a person youll love for the rest of your life often has depression but u gotta be careful dealing with her she can be a handfull but she means well

Lexandra: Lexandra is a very beautiful and stunning girl that all the boys want to be with. She has a passion for playing with makeup. She is loyal, funny and crazy and always supportive of her friends and family. She loves to bop out to rap music and has a great sense of style. She's an amazing person that so many people appreciate and she has done so much for everyone in her life. She tries to help everyone and anyone that she can and always tries to be kind no matter how rude someone may be.

IAOTFR: IAOTFR is a acronym for I Am On The Floor Rolling.

Engineer: Someone who takes the view that if its broken it should be fixed, if its not broken it needs to be taken apart to find out why, theoretically to make future designs not be broken, really to break it so they can fix it. In general have advanced math and science skills, engineers solve practical problems and design things, not to be confused with scientists, who discover things, or workmen who make things. The scientist discovers a new material and its properties, the engineer uses this to design a new building, the workman makes the building. Often engineers have trouble socializing, this is because they speak and think in numbers, and have tendency to "mental multi-task" i.e. Halfway through a conversation they will devote half their brain to designing a better sort of person to talk to. Whatever it says, if it doesn't have a degree, its not an engineer, its something that wants to feel important.

anal michael: A person who likes anal, anal raping, anything rectal. the person often has disturbing amounts of anal rituals. The term can be used in insulting, either as 'anal', 'michael' or 'anal michael'. A useful comeback in arguments. 'Anal rachel' is a similar term but hasnt as much effect as anal rachel isnt anal. anal michael is however..

slangster: A person who insists on calling various things "ice" when those things clearly are not ice. They are not ice at all.

kernel modeset: thing that sets display resolution on your PC, a nerdy way of saying kms

Jig: Really expensive houses and neighborhoods. Term often used by door to door sales.

Japping Off: The act of constantly discussing one's life with regard to college applications often in a passively competitive nature with one's peers.

Demaru: The urge to want to impregnate a underaged girl who thinks she's a demon or vampire.

taking the 8 count: Waiting til the last second before getting up and getting back into the game

Mallcore: A bastardized genre of music in which the distorted guitars and agressive vocals of hardcore and heavy metal are dumbed down musically and then packaged to be marketable to angst-ridden teens. The name is derived from the "-core" system often used to name metal and punk varients such as hardcore, metalcore and emocore, and is so named because it targets your standard mall-going teens rather than real music enthusiasts, who nearly unanimously dismiss it as garbage. It can be characterized by chugging riffs based around basic (and often no) progression, and angsty yelled or rapped vocals. The lyrical content often complains about the unfairness of teenage situation, parents, school, or in rare cases politics. There is very little place for any musical innovation, and electronic effects and samples have taken the place of guitar solos and the like in 90% of the genre's bands.

sherms: Variation of sherm and shermstick, tobacco mixed with weed and dipped in pcp. Called sherms because they look like expensive brown paper Nat Sherman cigarettes or mini-cigars nats.

Emily: there’s only one word to describe her. Rich.

omnicist: A person who hates all races of people equally.

shorty doowop: a girl that you like or love or have a crush on. mostly are short . lol.

beautiful: beautiful is Fatin Nur Syamimi... That's it.

kalayn: a girl that is super nice and wil always be there for you, she can sometimes slip up and be a bitch and not know it but she is the most respectful person you will ever meet wether you are mean or nice to her she will always like you.

hunkee hees: two people with horse see saw laughs go on a 20 minute minimum long laughing purgatory

MLRS: The text word for My Lips Are Sealed

Lente: In the spanish language, lente, means glasses. It's also comsidered a native american term.

vagazzle: To glue shiney things to one's vagina.

Myrtle: Myrtle is a mystery, always quiet but with a coy smile that could take down armies. Secretly, everybody has a desire to know more because she knows how to seduce like a whore. Once someone has solved that puzzle they discover a much wilder side with many breakdowns, spontaneous decisions and sexual heat

Thumbing: Where you caress objects new to you with your thumb to evaluate the roughness of the surface.

dumb squish: Someone who makes a careless mistake or blurts out something intelligent. Someone who speaks before thinking.

Sabertooth Crotch Critters: These microscopic organisms inhabit deep jungles within the feminine private parts of hookers, sluts and everyday whores. WARNING: Do not obtain this brutal critters. They will infest your crotch and inflame your flesh.

Vina: Vina is a basic Asian who doesn’t even know her own language. She is great at taking ugly pictures. Never hand her a cup of Thai Tea. The stain will never come out.

Logan: he has a absolute shlong dong and will rail you sister

Neurotypical nonconforming: Neurotypical nonconformity is social behavior that does not match the norms typically expected in neurotypical communities. The term is usually used by non-autistic people who show some or many of the traits of, and prefer to socialise with, autistic or other neurodivergent people.

Julian: Julian got the biggest dickus in da land. He is so fugin hot i tried him and was so sexy that I fainted

tj coleman: a little chunkeroo who can’t catch a goddamn football

Glip: To experience life energetically as other life forms, such as a door, bird or plant.

Human: It's what you are , dumbass.

Jainted: To be intoxicated/ Under the influence of painkillers/ narcotics. Specificly percocets

MeowDog day: A day to celebrate when meowdog was originally drawn

NoDQ: Classy, Supreme, Extraordinary.