Urban Dictionary Hoodies

Wheeling: The act where a young female and young male are in a "phase" before dating. Like flirting but a bit more commitment. Includes talking, hugging, kissing, hand holding, flirting ect. Basically another term for dating but less awkward and more teen friendly.

home: A place where I can poop for however long I desire.

Business Fabulous: When you dress so fabulous at work that no one is on your level.

stop resisting: A phrase used by local police right before you get beat to a bloody mess or end up dead. Many believe it is the law enforcement equivalent of the "Allahu Akbar" chant given when Muslim extremists kill someone.

pink clouding: Pretending everything is okay to everyone when it really isn't.

zaddy: The slang term for a really "handsome" guy who is very appealing and looks really fashionable. He has to have swag and sex appeal and look sexy and attractive.

venntersection: The lens/football-shaped area where circles of a Venn diagram overlap/intersect.

fanny flutters: Fanny flutters is when you see someone and get a slight tingling sensation in your private area. It could suggest you could have some sort of have sexual chemistry with them and want so have sexual interactions with them to or just find them extremely attractive

short hairs: A euphemism for "pubic hairs," itself in this context a euphemistic metonymy for "balls". It is used mostly in expressions such as "to have someone by the short hairs," which is to say "to have someone in a very difficult or hopeless situation," equivalent to "to have someone by the balls."

CRB: Cock Rules Brain

H/C: Fanfiction term meaning hurt/comfort. One character often gets hurt in the story while the other comforts him/her.

no cap: Usually means No lie. Someone usually uses this after saying an unbelievable statement or asking a serious question.

Trump Disease: Mesothelioma, in the Trump era. This deadly form of cancer has been renamed to Trump Disease in light of the president's lifting of the ban on asbestos in manufacturing, which will undoubtedly lead to a rise in cases of mesoth - ahem - Trump Disease in the coming years.

Russiablican: A republican who endorses or simply does not care about Russia's verified interference in the 2016 election because it allowed their party to win.

byoo: the noise a laser makes.

omarosa: An unlikely ally. A friend by way of sharing a common enemy.

lugged: To Be Lugged; Having luggage lost/stolen at a bus stop, dock, train station, or airport.

reflectophobia: the fear of seeing yourself in mirrors (or just really hating it).

fuckshit: unexplainable lame ass shit

Clout Demon: Someone who is possessed by clout chasing. The original human is now gone and a demonic entity that feeds on clout is all that is left. An empty shell with no control of their actions, forced to blindly react to situations they think will bring them attention.

Funding secured.: When you have no idea where you're gonna get the money.

idrk: I Don't really Know

Bitechsual: When someone is an expert in more than type of technology.

text massage: When you receive a text and your phone is resting against your genitals, causing the vibration to massage your package.

Decacucked: In bowling, one is said to have been decacucked if he knocks down all of the pins except the ten (deca) pin in one roll.

Draggin a wagon: When someone has a large butt

WTTCA: welcome to the conversation asshole

Foul-weather friend: A friend who is there for you when your down, but is no where to be seen when your happy.