Urban Dictionary Hoodies

kavanaughty: When a man is drinking beer and only beer and is in the mood to rape or molest a woman.

Brett Kavanaugh drunk: To become so intoxicated you have no recollection of waving your dick around like you just don’t care

blacking out: to get so chemically altered that you don't remember anything.

uwu: a reaction to cute stuff. it is like using XD or :3

ski: n. a beer. short for brewski

Beach Week: Week long fiesta taking place on, near, or around a beach. More of an east-coast tradition in which freshly graduated seniors travel to the beach to get belligerently hammered, hook up with chicks, and sun bathe.

kavanaugh: (verb) To get blackout drunk and show your genitals to the entire party or an individual.

Devils Triangle: A threesome with 1 woman and 2 men. It is important to remember that straight men do not make eye contact while in the act. Doing so will question their sexuality.

7 f's: Find them French them Feel them Finger them Fuck them Forget them Forever

boofed: to have taken it in the butt; had anal sex.

Catalog dating: Another term for online dating. Swipe left, swipe right...

Funnabe: Usually referring to a cheesy or overly cocky person that is trying very hard to be funny, therefore wannabe-funny, short "Funnabe"

Squashed: When you settle an argument; when you're no longer upset/interested in a dispute.

On Sight: When you see someone you dislike or have a problem with and you guys automatically break out into a scrap upon seeing one another.

five fingers to the face: Five fingers to the face or Triple F or FFF is another way of saying or describing that some one is in need of a tone check, a bitch slap or just a reality check.

Popping shit: Popping shit is a term that means to talk shit about another person or start a fight with them. This term first came around in 1995 era hip hop, way before the notion of "scene kids" was even dreamt of. Since "Popping shit" originated with mid 90s hiphop, it's perfectly acceptable to say it in public and even makes the person using the term seem more well-read than the average bear.

caught lacking: Being caught by the enemy without a weapon to defend yourself

lewk: Any outfit you put a special amount of attention into constructing, potentially for an event or special occasion, usually with some sort of theme or reference you're attempting to invoke.

Throwing Ass: Twerking, shaking your booty in a circle, or just shaking your booty in general. Often done in clubs or on dance floors.

left on read: When someone reads someone's text, but does not reply.

Intregret: Verb - wishing you had not scrolled so far into the google image search. Applicable to any internet regret.

whose ass is it gonna be: "whose ass is it gonna be" or WAITGB is used when trying to figure out who is to blame in a situation, usually to punish them.

Don't Work Like Should: Informal slang when something does not function the way it is designed or developed for.

qtna: questions that need answers

Chevrolegs: The kind of vehicle you own when you can't afford a car. Your feet.

lodestar: Slang term for a brand of twinkly vibrator favored by Christian farm girls in Indiana.

Look what the selfie dragged in!: When you post a bomb af selfie and you start getting texts from all the ghosts of boyfriends past.

bread chasing: Popular slang term used to depict hard work twords a long term goal that results in boost of income a.k.a bread.