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Masturliker: A person who performs self gratification in a public forum or on social media by liking their own comments or posts.

Tweetplomacy: Noun. Using social media sites such as Twitter to manage foreign relations and conduct diplomatic discussions publicly.

Trumpian: malevolent and ill-advised

This is so sad Alexa play despacito: The sudden response to something sad happening. This sadness can go from mildly inconveniencing to a tragedy of some sort

for reasons: Used as an explanation as to why you are requesting something when you don't want the people to know why. The more sinister your statement sounds in context, the better.

Despawned: To disappear from known existence.

Break the Fart Wall: The point in a relationship where one first farts in front of the other

trumpcamp: A Trumpcamp is an unconstitutional internment camp created by then-standing president Donald Trump where undocumented immigrants are stripped from their families and abused. May also be called a Trump Camp.

jocking: to engage in flirtatious behavior with another; to crush on someone; to hit on someone

Deep Bro Talk: A serious talk between two close male friends, in which they talk about all the things going on in their life at the moment. Deep bro talks are sacred meetings, and all the things discussed during them cannot be told to anyone else without the other's consent.

Racial Capitalism: When a company profits on the image of minorities on its website to fake diversity, while paying lip service to building a more diverse company in the long run.

eat the board: Eat every item on the menu at McDonalds

same difference: Another way of saying "whatever". It is often confused with "same thing", but you're really saying "OK, I admit that they're not the same thing, but they're not different enough for me to really care about it." Often shortened to same diff.

stomach sweats: when your stomach hurts so bad it starts sweating

trumporrhoids: A pain in America's ass or a pain in the ass of someone with sense. An acute flare up can occur in response to Donald Trump's dumbassery expressed in the form of a demented tweet or rambling incoherent speech.

Moms: A respectful term for a parent (maternal), the supplement to pops

Catto: Doggo, but for cats.

wantaway: Used to describe a player in soccer who no longer wishes to play for his current club.

chronic: 1) very high-quality weed, generally with red hairs on it. 2) pertaining to a long-lasting medical condition.

Trump Hotel: A converted mega box store used to house children in cages after they've been separated from their families.

California Sober: To abstain from all drugs except marijuana and alcohol.

Business: A bad beating or ass whooping.

Airport Alcoholic: Someone who is impossible of spending more than 5 minutes in an airport without getting drunk. Often, used as an coping mechanism for flying anxiety.

stiff meds: Stiff Meds are taken to correct erectile dysfunction. Also referred to as Stiff Meds or Hard Meds.

revulsion compulsion: The uncontrollable urge to view something disgusting when someone has told you you shouldn't.

crime-storming: Producing an idea for an offense that may be punishable by law, by holding a spontaneous group discussion. A combination of the words crime and brainstorming. From Arrested Development, Season 5, Episode 7 ("Rom-Traum").

I'm Dead: You died of laughter, aka something is that funny you laughed so hard you died.

On God: A phrase used to describe something so honest you're swearing upon God's name. I swear on God = On God