Urban Dictionary Hoodies

shitup: A common prank resulting in the victim attempting a blind-folded situp and encountering the perpetrator's ass at the apex of the situp.

rpp: Rich People Problems

taint team: when a prosecutor needs to get between a prick and an asshole.

girl wood: Female arousal. The girl equivalent to morningwood guys experience upon waking.

Yesn't: A word that means no.

Bey-sexual: A person who is not sexually attracted to women, but would have sex with Beyoncé

Yay: n; Slang for Cocaine, popular in California's Bay Area. Syn; blow,coke,snow.

And I get that but: When you aren’t really listening but you want to make it seem like you are.

narcissistick: A selfie stick

Z-Locate: Mostly used by hackers, this word means to locate/collect data on someone using Facebook.

fb shitting: Scrolling through the Facebook newsfeed while sitting on the toilet

mammograph: A celebrity signature written on a female breast, usually with a "Sharpie" brand marker.

textrovert: 1. One who feels an increased sense of bravery over texting, as opposed to in person. 2. One who will often only say what they really feel over text messages.

let me run a visa: When you are purchasing drugs on credit and not paying with cash

Put a G on it: Bet on it, put a grand on it

The book off: The act of getting a book out on the train, tube bus or plane in order to avoid talking to the person next to you. Substitutes include a newspaper, phone or iPod.

Shoulder Dancing: Rhythmic movement from only the shoulders up, including swaying, popping, and bouncing. Often done while seated.

Trigger warning: Used to alert people when an internet post, book, article, picture, video, audio clip, or some other media could potentially cause extremely negative reactions (such as post-traumatic flashbacks or self-harm) due to its content. Sometimes abbreviated as "TW."

forcememe: 1. when someone who knows little about memes tries to use one in an attempt to sound cool. OR 2. tries way too hard to make something into a meme.

i got plugs: I have connections I know people I am somebodaay you feel meee

Glam Shaming: Glam shaming takes place when one person shames another for grooming, primping or spending extra time (most often in inappropriate places) adjusting or fixing their appearance.

White People Shit: Also known as "WPS". Usually associated with extreme sports, activity with dangerous animals, or large acts of terrorism.

Hitting Skins: Having sex. Comes from the Irish phrase for sex - "bualadh craiceann". The phrase "bualadh leathair" is also used, and literally means "hitting leather"

Trendetarian: A person that cuts a certain food out of their diet because of a trend

Pun Fucker: A complete imbecile who devotes their time to telling awful puns to peers around them, only to piss everyone off to feed from their reactions like a parasite.

rat status: (adjective): a state of being where a person is so gross that they are comparable to a rat living in the sewer

Romancing the Bone: A euphemism for masturbation.

Let Your Nuts Hang: A phrase coined by popular rapper Tekashi 6ix9ine,which made the term mainstream. The term means to flex show you're the best, be yourself , and keep it real. The phrase can also be said as let your nuts drag.