Urban Dictionary Mugs

beach slap: When one is struck and (usually) knocked down by a large wave. Implies losing something of value in the ocean. A derivative of 'bitch-slap'.

hodl: An enthusiastic misspelling of Hold, prompting bitcoin users to avoid the temptation of selling off their coins once price starts rising.

stable genius: What unstable cretins claim to be. See also, dotard.

The 11th Hour: Used to describe the final moments of a given event, or situation where change is still a possibility. Right before a deadline.

pop a socket: A method of lighting fire using tissue, a paperclip or staple, a plastic comb, and an electrical outlet. Commonly used in prisons where smoking cigarettes is prohibited.

nuclear button: a micropenis

catch the ones: You and someone are having beef so you want to fist fight to settle out the differences.

Brand Dropping: Mentioning that you're wearing an expensive brand of clothing, using an expensive piece of technology, or bragging about other items that you own which are of high value. Brand Dropping is similar to name dropping, the main difference is mentioning merchandise in lieu of a person.

tw/s*: trigger warning: suicide the tw means trigger warning and is used for anything the could trigger someone (ex. self harm, eating disorders etc) and the / is to indicate what the trigger warning is about. the s* stands for suicide, it could also be written out s**cide

skeeve: verb 1. to cause disgust (in someone). 2. +that: to be disgusted by (something) From Italian schifo (pron. 'skI:fo

come heavy: To walk in carrying a loaded weapon. From The Sopranos

car crotch: The rashy, matted and uncomfortable state of ones crotch after a lengthy car ride.

Fazed: 1.) When your drunk 2.) When your high

gdi: God Damn Independent, a college student that is not in a fraternity/sorority.

take a seat young skywalker: A phrase used in the Star Wars prequel Episode III Revenge of the Sith. The line is said by Mace Windu

cleptopenia: The unconscious theft of Pens. Also known as Cleptopenamania.

Da Vinci: 1. implies a conspiracy, like a conspiracy theorist. In reference to the book "The Da Vinci Code." 2. a reference to Leonardo da Vinci: scientist, inventor, and artist. 3. to hack or grok.

deface: To remove a 'friendship' from facebook due to having either accidentily adding him/her as a friend or actually adding them and reconsidering later.

SMIDSY: An acronym - "Sorry Mate, I Didn't See You" is a common excuse given by cagers in car-motorcycle accidents.

bananaficiary: The person to whom you give your bananas once they are too ripe for you.

Google Girlfriend: An imaginary girlfreind whom one would brag about to his friends and use a picture of "said girl" from google.

mac daddy: The pimp-meister, the king of the streetwalkers, possessor of the blingest of bling-bling. The mac daddy is the man who means everything (and the only man who really means anything) to his ladies of the night.

courtesy fart: When someone accidentally farts and is embarrased, you should, if you have one ready, let one fly as well. This is a courtesy fart. This is an opportune time for you to release since then the two fart smells will interfere and no one will discover how unbelievibly nasty your ass is.

gu: Acronym for "geographically undesirable."

Transitive Property: 1. If A=B, and B=C, then A=C. Used in Geometry. 2. If Person A hooks up with Person B, and Person B hooks up with person C, person A has hooked up with person C. This property is hated by most high school/college age persons. 3. Definition 2, as a verb. To hook up with someone by the transitive property.

Man Stand: The act of a man standing outside a shop while his wife/girlfriend/partner shops inside. Man Standing involves looking into space, at other women, or in the case of multi story shopping centers, leaning on the railings of an upper floor watching the people below.

We out here: A statement referring to how a specific group of people are "out here" in the streets trying to make a living. Commonly used by Toronto and New York gangstas.

sucks mad ween: When something sucks SO MUCH. Like it VIOLENTLY SUCKS. Like when you have a pop quiz that sucks MAD WEEN and when you trip in front of the whole school that sucks MAD ween