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cyber pretty: You only look good online(with filters)
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Contact Shame: When you watch or see something so embarrassing that you feel embarrassed; feels like you had something to do with it.
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uncanon: Another word for unbelievable. It’s so bad that it’s unbelievable, uncanon
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unbenounced: How fucktards try to spell unbeknownst.
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Blueterus: The female equivalent of blue balls.
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micropretension: A statement that conveys an indirect, subtle, or unintentional affectation that is superfluous or irrelevant to the context of a conversation. Person 1: "Did you watch that show?" Person 2: "I don't have a TV." Person 1: "Are you hungry?" Person 2: "I'm a vegan."
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Boxset Boyfriend: A character you genuinely fall in love with while binge watching a series
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immigrant: What every inhabitant of the USA is, except the Native Americans.
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i'm so down: I'll do whatever. I'm ready to do whatever you suggest. Let's get together and do something.
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Shitcoin: Great ways to lose your money. See: scam
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caught lacking: Being caught by the enemy without a weapon to defend yourself
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Also true.: phrase used when the other person has proved your point wrong or otherwise contradicted you. indicates that the other person's statement is true while not conceding that your point was false. usually said in a contemplative manner with a knowing head nod. compare touche.
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AOL Keyword: Used in a conversation to emphasize a point.
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Have a Presidential Dinner: Taking fast food home and eating it in bed before going to sleep. Taken from reports in the Fire and the Fury that Donald Trump often goes to bed early with a cheeseburger
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Jagoogala: Verb: Short hand for "Just Google It." i.e. do a google search.
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Badumpa-Trump: An enormous old white man booty, likened to that of Donald Trump’s giant ass.
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Stormy daniels: n.: When you pay off the adult film star you had an ongoing affair with but the media finds out anyway.
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sarah huckasplain: Defending someone else's bullshit.
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murdered out: When a vehicle has both black paint and black aftermarket wheels. The window tint should also be really dark and other aftermarket accessories such as black taillight covers etc. should aid in blacking out the ride.
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brain boner: Something that strikes a chord in someone's thinking, creating a spur of "enlightenment" and stimulation in knowledge, especially in subjects like philosophy & logic.
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Girther: Someone who does not believe heath statistics promulgated by the government
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executive time: Time spent alone in bed, performing unproductive activities like watching television, playing on a cell phone or masturbating.
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Cancel Items: A feature added when you realize that you accidentally charged your latest purchase to the wrong card.
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Chankle: Chubby ankles, but not quite cankles.
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trump anthem: A song you think you know all the words to, but find out quickly that you do not.
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shit-hole: The 45th President of The United States of America - Donald J. Trump
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Shithole: Trump’s mouth, often a place from whence great amounts of shit spews.
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cannonball: A "dive" in which you hold your knees to your chest and hit the water with your fat ass with as much force as possible with the purpose of creating a gigantic splash, thus soaking everyone in the near vicinity.