Urban Dictionary Mugs

stankin: grotesque odor; unpleasurable scent

simpin: When a guy or girl are sprung on someone or something.

Youse: Second Person Plural. A grammatical necessity which is sadly lacking in the English Language. French has "vous" (informal and formal) and German has "ihr" (informal) and Sie (formal). The southern USA version is "you all"

levidrome: A word that when spelled backwards, turns into a different yet valid english word. They always come in pairs, for obvious reasons. Similar to a palindrome, but with different words instead of the same. Maps <-> spaM Desserts <-> stresseD

Bands: One thousand dollars

high key: when somethin needs to be said outloud so every can here; opposite of low key

Boonk: The act of finessing someone of their personal belongings; The attempt to purchase an item, but deciding to run away without paying for the item;

Double Cup: Double cup. Two cups stacked on each other, filled to the brim with a cocktail consisting of promethazine and codeine syrup, candy (usually Jolly Ranchers, or Skittles), ice, and a softdrink of choice (Sprite, Fanta, etc.)

bozophobe: A bozophobe is someone who is afraid of clowns either jokingly or seriously. Some people pretend to be afraid of clowns or make claims that they were afraid of clowns as children. This all falls under the category of Bozophobia. If one is afraid of clowns they may be deemed bozophobic.

VOCD: "Volume Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder" Function: Noun A psychoneurotic disorder in which the television viewer is beset with obsessions or compulsions or both to adjust the volume on the television to a "perfect" number, such as 15, 20, 25, etc. and suffers extreme anxiety or depression through failure to adjust the volume or witnessing an "imperfect" number (9, 16, 31).

trickle up economics: The financial principle of bleeding the poor and middle class of any expendable income (and some necessary income) so they cannot buy anything, thus impacting the government-supported mega-corporations and lending institutions, requiring Republican idiots to give them more money to continue their financial destruction of the United States. Amen.

fax potato: A person who faxes from one floor to another instead of getting up and running the information because they're too lazy to get out of their chair.

ghostlighting: A hybrid of ghosting and gaslighting. Ceasing all communication with someone and then, when they attempt to contact you, pretending like you have no idea who they are or what they are talking about.

Digging you heavy: Interested in you a great amount.

fuckshit: unexplainable lame ass shit

speak on that: A phrase that entails the other speaker in the conversation to elaborate on their point. It is usually used to propel the energy of the conversation. Similar to the phrases "dayuum", "sheeeet" and "preach brotha"

Poot: Word describing a brief flatulatory experience. (Farting)

Shanksgiving: Thanksgiving in jail.

belly nipple: a outie belly button

office rage: noun; A fit of violent anger by an office worker due to nonperformance by equipment. Normally directed at printers, computers, phones, etc. Similar to: road rage.

Sassterhood: Where a group of girls have all been through relationships with fuckboy bellends and decide to no longer be a rug for them to walk on. They form a group where together, they constantly encourage each other to take no shit from insignificant others that are not worth their time. This is done via group chat or weekly lunches.

cobra yawn: The involuntary spraying of saliva while yawning. Much like the venom spray from a cobra. In most cases the yawner doesn't realized it has happened only finding the aftermath once the yawn is over.

apply for a mutual: follow someone on twitter in hopes of them following you back, thus becoming mutuals.

The Floor is Lava: 1. A multiplayer game in which one person yells, "The floor is lava!" and all other players must comply and find higher ground to get to. Anywhere but the floor is safe and if players stay on the floor, then they are painfully burned to death. The floor becomes safe only when the player that called "lava" recalls that the floor has solidified and is safe to walk upon. 2. An utterance that causes absolute havoc when shouted. The equivalent of yelling "Fire" in a crowded theater, but perfectly legal and much more fun.

Going Screensaver: When you notice a coworker spacing out, or dozing off in a meeting.

Schrödinger's Text: The philosophical thought exercise used by men and women, waiting for a text that states "If you turn your phone off the text is both received and not received untill you turn it back on and see". This thought exercise is exceptionally useful when you are waiting and obsessing over a text.

Old slippers: The genitals of a past significant other that after consideration and comparison are the ones you love the most

ESKETIT: Lil Pump's favorite word. It has many meanings like getting money, get lit, turn up, or "let's get it"