Urban Dictionary Mugs

conversation walling: When you're trying to make a conversation with a girl/guy you met recently, either A) online B) via text message or C) in person, and she/he responds to any of your questions with blank stares, one letter text messages using the words: oh, cool, or nice, or nothing at all until you have to try to change the subject.

Brain Spurs: brain spurs. noun. a medical term referring to fatty growths in the cerebral cortex causing difficulty speaking, limited vocabulary, lying, laziness caused by being born rich

paggro: to be passively aggressive towards someone

Smartphone dead leg: The loss of feeling in the legs due to prolonged smartphone use whilst sitting down, in particular on the toilet.

blind cite: A citation to some authority where it is clear the author has either not read, or fails to comprehend on a basic level, the cited authority.

collecting receipts: taking screenshots/pictures/video/any form of footage or audio to be used against someone. like when an lawyer provides evidence in court.

Schrödinger's Text: The philosophical thought exercise used by men and women, waiting for a text that states "If you turn your phone off the text is both received and not received untill you turn it back on and see". This thought exercise is exceptionally useful when you are waiting and obsessing over a text.

trump bump: The painful knot on your forehead that develops from repeatedly banging your head against the wall out of frustration, disbelief and/or abject horror at Trump's inability to form complete thoughts & sentences, tell the truth, treat people with respect, etc etc etc. (Basically anything he does)

posse: your crew, your hommies, a group of friends, people who may or may not have your back

gangsta lean: A common driving position in which the driver holds the wheel with his left hand while leaning to his right toward the passenger seat, usually bobbing his head or bumpin' with the beat. It's a pretty badass way to drive. This move works best in a Chevy Caprice or any pimp-style car with a 3-person front seat.

IRLYBITSTTY: i really like you but i'm too scared to tell you

interrogatories: A list of questions that you must answer truthfully or else you're fucked.

scheissegeist: From the German for "shit" + "ghost" (scheisse + geist): the smell left over in the bathroom.

Claustrophobic: To have a fear of Santa Claus.

Manafucked: That time you were like Paul Manafort and got indicted by a federal jury for treasonous behavior.

President Toddler: The 45th President of the USA, Donald Trump

Yeah, but still: The worst way to win an arguement, used when one has been proven wrong but somehow is able to reject all arguements and win.

Binge-sleep: Sleep for hours and hours in advance for coming days.

weird part of youtube: the part of youtube where one encounters very odd videos, such as the retarded running horse, retarded dog, and drunk squirrel.

excretorium: Restroom, bathroom, lavatory.

deluxe handshake: A "man's" handshake. When you squeeze someone's hands so hard that you make them kneel down from the pain that you are inflicting on their knuckles. Typically done by redneck and trailer folk on unsuspecting people.

pupper necking: The act of slowing down traffic to look at a cute dog.

DeVostated: The feeling one has when they go to report a sexual assault to learn section seven has been annulled under Betsy DeVos and the Trump Reich.

DeVostated: The feeling one has when they go to report a sexual assault to learn section seven has been annulled under Betsy DeVos and the Trump Reich.

Typeractivity: Over use of personal devices especially in regard to texting.

Thirst Responder: Dudes that start hitting on a girl immediately after she becomes single.

Cynically Optimistic: Somebody who acknowledges the fact that humanity is crap but also believes in its capacity to do good.

Say Less: A phrase used when you are done with someones bullshit and you want them to stop talking. Usually in a rude/angry tone and/or while in an argument.