Urban Dictionary Mugs

click itch: An everlasting feeling of need to start clicking, usually on social sites such as Facebook, Instagram, Google, Pinterest, etc.

yassderday: When something really great happened the day prior.

hirp: A Hiccup burp. The painful eruption of gas flowing up the esophagus, while simultaneously hiccuping.

IYKWIM: Acronym. Stands for "If you know what I mean". Mainly used in instant messaging conversations. Can also be used in conjunction with "AITYD" (and I think you do).

Lent Trap: /lɛnt træp/ noun In couples where one party is Catholic and the other is not, the unwilling subjection of the non-Catholic to the 40-day ritual of penitence known as Lent.

Cruzing: Looking for porn on Twitter. Bonus points if you get caught "liking" one of the posts and blame it on a hack, then on a staffer.

dinner reprise: A heady way to say leftovers

Gasterbation: It's when you beat the gas nossle on the tank to get all the gas out.

a small loan: A million dollars.

cospainting: Cosplaying in a suit but instead of a mask, you use facepaint.

Hush Puppie Highway: Walking. esp when you have no car or your car is not working or your ride left you.

global warmer: A sports utility vehicle or other large truck-vehicle that spews an attrocious amount of toxins into the atmosphere, particularly apropos if the owner has no need for an off-road vehicle and would never even dream of driving it on a gravel parking lot for fear he would ding his paint.

clickskreig: To engage in war using false news and propaganda with scandalous and intriguing "clickbait" titles and links.

Burp snarf: Is to burp then sneeze then fart at the same time

Braveass: Another word for Commando. To describe the act of not wearing any underwear under your pants.

dickjillion: 69 to the 69th power; slang for "a lot"

drain the granny out of it: Draining the granny out of something is when you get every little last bit.

Trumpmosphere: Releasing negative and or toxic energy into the open

Fap Rotation: The act of cycling between multiple different fap materials in order to avoid becoming desensitized to any of them. Similar to how farmers cycle the crops they plant in order to keep the soil full of nutrients.

Exclamation pants: What happens in one's pants when they see something sexy and aren't afraid to hide it.

vacationship: A long-distance relationship in which the couple only gets together for idyllic vacation-like excursions, therefore avoiding the "real-life" issues of dating.

Murphy's Locker room Law: When you select a locker in an empty locker room, the next person coming back to their locker will be right next to yours. If they happen to enter at the exact moment you're putting on your underwear, then their locker will be on the opposite side of you and they'll have to shuffle by uncomfortably close.

league skimmer: a person that goes out with people way out of their league

backup bestie: A person's second friend; Your second bestie; the second person you want to spend time with most; BBFF.

Dinner Sweats: When you hold in a poop at the dinner table so long that you start to sweat.

rectangle time: The time of day when people in an obviously social setting instead choose to pull out their smart phones and have some time alone with their "rectangle". The term can also apply to other electronics, such as computers, iPads, etc.

I'm gonna Trump today.: I can't Trump today means to blow off all responsibilities and go play golf.

Canadian competition: The act of challenging someone to bigger act of kindness war.