Urban Dictionary Mugs
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side-text: While texting a group of people you and one of the people in the group also have a private texting conversation
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Stashing: Stashing is when you're in a relationship with someone and you refuse to introduce them to your friends and family; mostly because you view the person as temporary, replaceable, and/or you're an asshole.
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Mental health food: Food that does not benefit your physical health or well-being, but sure as shit makes you feel awesome while you're eating it.
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Babybottling: The act of drinking a beverage without stopping/slowing down/taking a break for air.
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juvenoia: The fear one generation of adults holds towards the younger generations succeeding them. Often times coincides with the inability to recall one's own childhood and use this as perspective when formulating opinions about "today's" youth. The feeling that entertainment, social practices, fashion, etc was superior in one's past when compared with how these are practiced by younger generations in modern times.
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internet hobo: 1. Someone who is using thier neighbor's/hotel across the road's wi-fi internet.
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Nutflix: A movie rentals-by-mail service for squirrels
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It is what it is: Used often in the business world, this incredibly versatile phrase can be literally translated as "fuck it."
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Assfacia: A disease in which your face begins to resemble your hind quarters.
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Shit and run: When someone walks their dog, but does not bring a bag with which to clean up the poop, and has to flee the scene. Having no intention of cleaning up after your dog.
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Douchy Donald: Deragatory (but very descriptive) nickname for the 45th president of the United States of America (Donald Trump).
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apartimony: Monies paid even though you are no longer living with a former roommate/lover.
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cakemaggedon: the event when a group of 6 or less people attempt to eat an entire Costco sheet cake in one sitting.
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sleep in your eye: another word for eye boogers
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Pulled a Nixon: When one is said to 'pull a Nixon', it means that s/he was in a position of power, until screwing up really bad. Facing the consequence of firing/impeachment/whatever, this person resigns to avoid this punishment, as Nixon did.
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generation xerox: 1. People who follow the same path/live up to the same expectations as their parents 2. People who fall into the expected stereotypes of a previous generation
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Beauty sus: The opposite of Beauty bias, where the attractiveness of a person makes you more suspicious about their true character, usually causing you to act more closed off or cold around that person than usual because of their beauty, thus the sus.
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deadnaming: Disrespectfully calling someone by their old name after they have changed their name. In particular, this is something done to transgender people.
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Grass Money: Instead of gas money, one pays for a ride by smoking down with them instead.
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Hair Furor: Reference to the turbulent Donald Trump and his hair based on "Der Fuehrer," AKA Adolf Hitler. A term of mockery aimed at Trump and his disorderly, chaotic and increasingly unhinged administration.
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like whoring: It is when you are begging for like or trying to trick people into likeing your comment to get attention. These comments often end with something akin to "Like if you agree" Its called like whoring because your whoring out your dignity for likes
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flexing on my ex: Showing your ex that you're better off without them
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Not actually my President: When all you hear about on the news and social media is Donald Trump and you don't live in America.
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laughing off the pounds: Abbreviated as LOP, laughing off the pounds referrers to the feeling of laughing so hard it feels as if one is getting abs. is used in instant messaging, texting and other electronic communication to indicate that something is humorous, LOP can be used instead, or in place of LOL, LMAO or HAHAHA. It implies that the sender is laughing hard enough to burn a significant amount of calories so as to loose weight, thus laughing off the pounds
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jack of all traits: A politically correct way of describing someone with multiple personality disorder
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Flanking: When you get to work before someone and leave after them.
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btfd: Buy The Fucking Dip
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Inkremlinate: To incriminate by showing a malicious or otherwise suspicious connection to the Russian Federation, Moscow, the Kremlin, or similar things associated thereto (such as the Soviet Union).