Urban Dictionary Mugs

fantasy cheering: Rooting for a football player you would normally root against because the player is on your fantasy football team.

tfti: an acronym for Thanks For The Invite, usually used when a bunch of your buddies go out and they dont think to invite you

helicopper: police helicopter

Stable Genius: Knowing a whole lot about horse shit.

passing crush: an excuse that someone uses when they are trying to cover up the fact that they have an actual crush on someone

OTTNO: "On To The Next One" as seen in the Jay-Z song "On To The Next One" feat Swiss Beats. Means if chick dont work out just move on to the next one.

darkout: a person acieves the status of darkout when they refuse to go out on an evening when all theyre friends are going out and they have no real excuse

pass a bill through Congress: to take a sh*t, a dump, etc.

Gundamentalism: The worship of guns; a modern religion based on buying, owning, carrying and shooting large numbers of firearms in situations where they are not really necessary.

nr = nt: no reply = no thanks

Nend Sudes: Nend Sudes is A way of saying Send Nudes But The First letters are interchanged Send Nudes Nend Sudes

bruv: A word used by mainly South Londoners. It's the shorter version of 'bruvva' which is a slang variation of 'brother'

gang gang: A term when you and your gang chillin

Schlumped: When someone is so fucked up from a variety of drugs that they become immobile or it becomes extremely difficult to move.

politick: poli-tick: Noun - A person that enters a political career for personal gain at the expense of everyone else. A parasite on the political system that causes no good.

bar out: to take a Xanax pill. Xanax is often referred to as a bar.

geeked up: Being high on blow, ice or any other amphetamine.

pro boner: work completed with sexual favors given in recompense

Golden Donald: It's what they call a golden shower in Russia.

Clout chaser: A person that only hangs with certain people or starts beef with people to gain popularity

robocoitus: Simultaneous masturbation while utilizing a video chat application. Also referred to as Skype sex

Rageswiping: When you are frustrated but your boyfriend/girlfriend and get on tinder to swipe to relieve your anger

Just wondering: Said to cover up someone's true intentions about a question they just asked; trying to appear nonchalant. Could also mean that it's about to go down.

resting moron face: A person, man or woman, whose usual facial expression makes them appear foolish and lacking common sense or intelligence.

DO NOT CONGRATULATE: What is said to someone when not to do something, but it is done anyway

Dick-wap: the act of slapping someone in the face with a penis-like object

Trumpflation: Inflation caused by the ill-advised and uninformed monetary policies and tariffs imposed by Donald Trump.

chipdrunk: In poker, having so many chips that you make bad calls and bets. It usually is the result of winning one or more big pots and usually is followed up by being "down to the felt"