Urban Dictionary Mugs
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eat the board: Eat every item on the menu at McDonalds
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same difference: Another way of saying "whatever". It is often confused with "same thing", but you're really saying "OK, I admit that they're not the same thing, but they're not different enough for me to really care about it." Often shortened to same diff.
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stomach sweats: when your stomach hurts so bad it starts sweating
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trumporrhoids: A pain in America's ass or a pain in the ass of someone with sense. An acute flare up can occur in response to Donald Trump's dumbassery expressed in the form of a demented tweet or rambling incoherent speech.
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Moms: A respectful term for a parent (maternal), the supplement to pops
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Catto: Doggo, but for cats.
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wantaway: Used to describe a player in soccer who no longer wishes to play for his current club.
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chronic: 1) very high-quality weed, generally with red hairs on it. 2) pertaining to a long-lasting medical condition.
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Trump Hotel: A converted mega box store used to house children in cages after they've been separated from their families.
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California Sober: To abstain from all drugs except marijuana and alcohol.
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Business: A bad beating or ass whooping.
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Airport Alcoholic: Someone who is impossible of spending more than 5 minutes in an airport without getting drunk. Often, used as an coping mechanism for flying anxiety.
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stiff meds: Stiff Meds are taken to correct erectile dysfunction. Also referred to as Stiff Meds or Hard Meds.
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revulsion compulsion: The uncontrollable urge to view something disgusting when someone has told you you shouldn't.
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crime-storming: Producing an idea for an offense that may be punishable by law, by holding a spontaneous group discussion. A combination of the words crime and brainstorming. From Arrested Development, Season 5, Episode 7 ("Rom-Traum").
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I'm Dead: You died of laughter, aka something is that funny you laughed so hard you died.
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On God: A phrase used to describe something so honest you're swearing upon God's name. I swear on God = On God
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shitup: A common prank resulting in the victim attempting a blind-folded situp and encountering the perpetrator's ass at the apex of the situp.
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rpp: Rich People Problems
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taint team: when a prosecutor needs to get between a prick and an asshole.
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girl wood: Female arousal. The girl equivalent to morningwood guys experience upon waking.
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Yesn't: A word that means no.
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Bey-sexual: A person who is not sexually attracted to women, but would have sex with Beyoncé
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Yay: n; Slang for Cocaine, popular in California's Bay Area. Syn; blow,coke,snow.
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And I get that but: When you aren’t really listening but you want to make it seem like you are.
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narcissistick: A selfie stick
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Z-Locate: Mostly used by hackers, this word means to locate/collect data on someone using Facebook.
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fb shitting: Scrolling through the Facebook newsfeed while sitting on the toilet