Urban Dictionary Mugs

maidenless: Term originated from the 2022 fromsoftware title else ring. Typically used to call someone a virgin or single.

knurd: "The opposite of being drunk, its as sober as you can ever be. It strips away all the illusion, all the comforting pink fog in which people normally spend their lives, and lets them see and think clearly for the first time ever. Then, after they've screamed a bit, they make sure they never get knurd again" - Terry Pratchett

wook: Half-cocked former middle-class dude who was a stoner in high school, discovered shrooms at a camping festival in college and has since decided to live as a nearly homeless walking tarot card. Like if The Fool jumped off the cliff and landed in a mushroom patch. He's emotionally stunted; probably hates his dad for some perceived slight like say, asking him to do something with his life other than donation-based drug parties. He's sexually reckless with only a tenuous enough grasp on nonmonogamy to use it to be a slut. Into tantra but not condoms. Supported Bernie but would rather watch the government collapse so ultimately sat out the whole election, "the moon landing was faked, bruh," anti-vaxxer, some kind of vegan/orthorexic eater but his abs only look good because of all the coke he does. Instead of hosting intelligent discourse he likes to ask "highly philosophical" questions as a means of deflection, but his arguments can be knocked down with simple logic. He refuses to partake in society, because he sees through the bullshit, but in reality he's almost totally ignorant. He'll seduce you with talks of sacred geometry and if he's the calmer type, demonstrations of acro yoga. For all the talk of intimacy, spirituality, and human connection, he just grunts on top of you like any other dudebro you've made the mistake of fucking. Basically a very dirty and confused cross between the shittiest art student in the program and a standard hard-partying college dude.

AAAAA: American Association for the Abolition of Acronyms and Abbreviations

putinism: noun: a bold faced lie so audaciously transparent that it defies all conceivable logic. A lie ardently defended even when the liar knows that the person being told the lie knows it's a lie and that that person knows that he knows. Derived from the wildly bizarre claims and assertions of Russian Prime Minister Vladimir Putin in regards to nearly any situation.

hexting: Leaving text messages hoping something bad happens to someone, like a hex or a curse.

wooder: The philadelphian's pronounciation of the word water

Bank’s Closed: A slang from the 1920’s, meaning “sorry babe, no kissing/making out now”. Often said if not appropriate at the moment.

Armchair General: That one dipshit on reddit that always comments on military related threads acting like they know what they are talking about because they watched Top Gun, played Call Of Duty 4 and War Thunder. Usually bashing the F-35.

homeopathic beer: This is a synonym for light (lite) beer; essentially a watered-down, unsubstantial beer.

comfort room: The term used to describe a public toilet in the Philippines. It is also simply referred to as the CR.

SUSFU: Situation Unchanged, Still F**ked Up

Himbo: Think bimbo, but actually better. He's a little slow, but he's trying his best. Big, beefy, almost always has a nice ass and drinks respect women juice. Most of the time the only thing playing in his brain is elevator music. Just don't make him think to hard and you should be good.

the fuckening: When your day is going too well and you don't trust it and some shit finally goes down

n/a: n/a stands for non applicable. It is the professional/simple way to tell someone you don't give a shit to write down your information. It can be handy when filling out forms.

Goblin Mode: A variation of the cowgirl sexual position in which the person on top has their hands and feet planted onto the other person. Also often involves grunting and occasionally manic laughing.

buy-curious: A person who is just looking around and may or may not be interested in buying something from a store. As used on Arrested Development.

niced: mainly used in east london. means being treated or being treated nicely.

Metamate: Someone who lost 26% of their compensation in one day but still works hard to make their boss rich one day again

Flop Era: Word that describes your life when its falling apart

dinobabies: Older workers in the tech industry, formerly known as boomers.

love puff: A silent fart released whilst in bed with your partner, that you were hoping wouldn't smell, but does. By calling it a 'love puff', you hope to maintain some level of cuteness and overcome the curse of the bad smell that threatens to ruin an otherwise romantic moment.

party foul: Something socially unacceptable done in a social gathering.

Skinship: In Korea, the term "skinship" is used to describe the act of intimate, non-sexual touching between very close (Usually same-sex, but can include both genders.) platonic friends. It involves acts such as holding hands/arms, hugging, and kissing on the cheeks. Sometimes it goes even deeper than that and can even involve bathing together, as Koreans (And the Japanese) believe that group nudity helps break down the barriers and helps establish a closer relationship.

Green and brown m&m: Its a way of saying someone is a lesbian

farm emo: country music

brochet: Activity in which bros gather around and crochet. Usually only occurs in the latter stages of the bromance. It's a pretty chill thing to do.

I like the cut of your Jib: a far classier version of "i like your style", originally used by pirates in the 17th century the expression refers to the forward sail on most ships. The course and speed of a ship is determined by the cut of the ships jib so saying that you like the cut of someones jib is a way of saying, i like the way you're heading.