Urban Dictionary Mugs

jackass of all trades: A person who is exceptionally bad at everything.

goofing around: As stated in Friends: "Two friends who care a lot about each other and have amazing sex and just wanna spend more time together."

Blackfishing: When a white person has purposely made themselves appear black on the internet

Flounce: When a member of an online community announces they are leaving, usually after a protracted disagreement with other members of the community.

sanctimommy: A mother who is sanctimonious about her parenting choices. Looks down at and/or judges parents who don't make the same choices. A combination of the words "sanctimonious" and "mommy"

tactical spoon: Tactical spooning is the militarised version of the civillian term spoon or spooning; When applied to the military, the act of tactical spooning is not a romantic exchange, but rather an act of survival and the desire to stay warm in harsh environmental conditions. This protective posture can be utilised in either the sitting or laying position.

Thought leader: A bloviating, self appointed douche bag who thinks he/ she is an expert. They are usually an expert in brown nosing.

Reverse Midas Touch: Talent for turning anything you touch to shit

corpocracy: While by law the U.S. is a republic, the government is actually a Corpocracy - democracy by the corporations. Corporations vote by paying politicians and political parties to put forward their agenda. The term is also endearing because of the similarity to the word "Hipocrisy".

premad: Of, and, or relating to becoming angry before having sound reason to do so.

outwordle: While playing the online game Wordle, when a friend, family member -- anyone, really -- guesses the day's word in fewer tries than you.

rainbow capitalism: when big corporations pretend to support gay people and trans people but they actually just want more people to buy their stuff

Green m&m: the hottest, most fuckable, fattest pussy lip owning candy out there. she has huge dominatrix vibes and won’t hesitate to pull the strap out to spice things up. the green m&m, the hottest m&m, has been our sexual awakening and we don’t even know it.

permabear: A permabear is somebody who is ALWAYS negative about the future direction of the markets and economy in general, no matter what. Opposite of permabull

Thoughts and prayers: I couldn’t care less (but one must keep up appearances, right?)

piece of piss: A task that is considered easy. Generally this term is used in Australia.

Pussy stick: Another word for a vape pen.

stitious: When you are not fully superstitious. If you're just a little superstitious you're merely stitious.

porky pies: Cockney slang for "lies"

Okie Doke: To fool or deceive someone in a particularly sly or clever manner, possibly leaving the victim with the feeling of being cheated or taken advantage of. Examples: Hidden ball trick in baseball, Fumblerooskie in football. Using loaded dice. A Ponzi scheme.

Covid Dutch Oven: Burping with your COVID-19 mask on and smelling your own breath. Requiring you to marinate in your burp juice.

spite store: When a place of business angers you, so you open a competing store out of spite.

hellaciously: When it's not just crazy its HELLA crazy.

Dracula Sneeze: Dracula sneeze "Covering one's mouth with the crook of one's elbow when sneezing, seen as similar to popular portrayals of the vampire Dracula, in which he hides the lower half of his face with a cape."

Farmyard Tennis: Two people ass to ass, passing an egg back and forth until one cannot return it. Loser typically is made out to eat the resulting egg.

Singleish: I philosophy/lifestyle on love and relationships in which one remains single in the sense of not entering any kind of committed relationship but continues to date and enjoy non-platonical relationships with not intentions to start one. They do not want to simply have sex with people or they would just be a player. They are crucially open about their desires and do not lead anyone into thinking they mean to commit more than they do.

Toilet Read: A Toilet Read is a book or magazine that stays in the bathroom/toilet area and is read when one is sitting on the toilet.

The Great Resignation: The Great Resignation is a phenomenon that describes record numbers of people leaving their jobs during the COVID-19 pandemic in 2021, often with no prospects lined up. Associated with the trend is the anti-work movement (created in 2013) and the associated subreddit r/antiwork. Both experienced a boom in members and activity with the increase of job resignations over the course of the pandemic.