Urban Dictionary Mugs

Vabbing: When a women sticks her fingers in her vagina and puts the juices behind her ears to attract men and get laid.

Soft Life: Opposite of hard life. Where you make decisions that leave you feeling stress free and vibrating higher. Less about wealth (though it helps) and more about making good choices. - ordering an Uber to your devil dick appointment instead of taking public transport. - Cancelling/rejecting plans with problematic friends & family members

Them's the breaks: American/Australian slang. Possibly short for "that is the breakdown". It means "that's just how it is" or "that's how the cookie crumbles". Sometimes rendered as "dems...", "those...", etc.

British Exit: The opposite of an Irish Goodbye, the British Exit is a departure from a party that is specifically designed to be as harmful to everyone involved as possible. This can include verbal abuse, extensive damage, loud refusals to pay for anything, and hurling oneself through a closed window into people standing outside.

PIMO: Physically In, Mentally Out. A term used by the ex-jw community.

Scromiting: The act of screaming up vomit.

AmeriKKKa: Cynical corruption of "America" (as in United States of America) especially as relevant to the worst deeds and attitudes of its government; used by citizens of the country and others alike.

LGBTQ: A delicious sandwich containing Lettuce, guacamole, bacon,tomato, and quantum physics.

morning constitutional: While most might think of a early morning walk when hearing this term, the term morning constitutional can also be used to define what happens when someone has to take a early morning bowel movement.

My brother in Christ: what you call someone before you call them out on their problems/hypocrisy

with a grain of pepper: Taking shit seriously.

Womb sniffer: A fragile, power hungry male who thinks he has a say over women’s rights.

barefoot and pregnant: adj. phrase to describe certain married females who wanted to work outside of the home but forbidden by their protective husbands. Usage common in the U.S. to about 1960.

keep ya head up: "Keep Ya Head Up" is a song by Tupac Shakur. It addresses issues concerning lack of respect toward the female gender, especially poor black women. It has a very positive message, and is often used as an example of Shakur's softer side. Many consider it to be one of the deepest rap songs ever made and is often referenced by other artists in their work, building Shakur's persona as a very conscious and influential rapper, being 2Pac's second greatest song, after Dear Mama, voted #11 in the 100 Greatest Rap Songs, with "Dear Mama" voted #4.

gumption trap: Noun. A human-created situation that drains away initiative or original effort. From gumption (spunk; resourcefulness; sensible initiative) + trap (a trick or contrivance for catching and holding people or animals).

Christofascist: Christian religious extremist. Often a person who believes in forcing a right-wing Christian agenda on the rest of the world. Also known as a 'fundamentalist' or more recently 'evangelical'. Since many Christofascists bristle at the term 'fundamentalist' there has been a movement to get the media to refer to them as 'evangelicals.' However the term 'evangelical' is a misleading one as many Christian sects are evangelical in nature and not all evangelical Christians have such extremem views or political agendas. Christofascist is a more descriptive term for these right-wing extremists.

jokerfied: v. past tense of jokerfy, the quality or condition of being disillusioned with society and those who actively engage in it without questioning established norms

bronding: team bonding, bro bonding

Depressi spaghetti: When your depressi so you get upsetti and need some spaghetti

plot armor: Character shields (also known as plot armor or plot shield) are plot devices in films and television shows that prevent important characters from dying or being seriously injured at dramatically inconvenient moments. It often denotes a situation in which it strains credibility to believe that the character would survive.

Ope: It's a Midwest thing. When someone cuts in front of you rudely, when you are surprised, when you bump into someone, or when something is offensively funny, you use the word ope.

In the Basement: A person who is secretly a nerd, and is afraid to tell anyone.

basically: This is the word you use when you want to explain something but don't actually have any depth of knowledge. Just say 'basically' a whole bunch and everyone will still think you're super smart and thank you for shielding them from potentially complex concepts.

park and bark: referring to performers who plant themselves in one spot and sing instead of moving around on stage.

iPad kid: A child who is so intensely focused on the iPad their parents gave them (usually in a bulky case, and littered with fingerprints) that they lose all awareness of their surroundings, often randomly contorting their bodies and throwing themselves in awkward ways over furniture, bumping into things, and randomly vocalizing.

bussy: Slang term used by gay men to connote Boy-Pussy. In reference to their anus. Bussy has been used for at least 15 years by gay men to describe their man hole of love!

heightist: Someone who believes that people are superior to or inferior to others on account of their respective heights, or that people of differing heights have different moral qualities and intellectual capabilities.

bisexual manicure: A manicure consisting of long nails on one hand, short on the other.