Urban Dictionary Mugs

Beyhive: The Beyhive is Beyoncé's fan base. These fans are dedicated to Beyoncé no matter what she does. The Beyhive likes to refer to Beyoncé as their Queen Bey. The Beyhive's enemies are referred to as wasps (Beyoncé haters). Beyhive consists of both fans and stands of the Queeen Bey, and they will stick by her side through thick and thin. The Beyhive also has their own unique vocabulary: beyhydrated (miss Beyoncé), pollen (news on Beyoncé), Beyutiful (the word used when referring to Beyoncé as beautiful), and wasp (Beyoncé haters). Basically, the Beyhive can turn any word into a "Bey" word. The Beyhive is not only Beyoncé's fan base, but they are the best fan base hands down.

Rolling coal: A large diesel truck equipped to blow large clouds of black smoke to signal a desire for deep anal fisting

nakey: Chilling without any clothes on. Being able to live freely wihout clothes and the pressure of others to put some on. Having the confidence and deisre to show off your body no matter its shape or size. Living life the the fullest.

lawyer's lawyer: When the crimes you commit are so bad that your lawyer needs to get a lawyer.

late-stage capitalism: We have reached late-stage capitalism. This is the era where businesses, investors and even the layperson will try everything they possibly can to capitalize on literally anything and every situation. The increasingly diverse stock industry and the booming crypto mining industry can be seen as one of the many aspects of late-stage capitalism. There is no single way to define late-stage capitalism, as the effects are most often seen on a micro scale and the scope is very broad as a result of the plethora of industries. Some of the various examples of late-stage capitalism could include, but are not limited to: profiting off of your attractive physique, selling your personal data, selling your poop, dropshipping, house flipping, game companies making every single game pay-to-win, news corporations putting paywalls on their news sites, smartphone companies removing the headphone jack to save money, paying people to say positive affirmations, etc etc. Essentially, it is capitalism but 10x more savage.

It's all gravy: Gravy is a sauce made from the juices of meat or vegetables and enhances the flavour of a meal. In poorer times, to have gravy on your meal is a sign that you have sufficient meat and vegetables to make such a nice meal. Hence the phrase "on the gravy train" meaning that ones life was well supplied with good things, usually money. "It's all gravy" therefore means that there is an abundance of good things in the given circumstance. It should not be taken to mean that there is no problem or that a situation is liked, specifically. Those things may follow but are not necessarily connected.

prepper: Someone who focuses on preparedness, generally for various worst-case scenarios like peak oil or armageddon. Sometimes used to avoid the more loaded term survivalist.

Soulslike: A game that features elements similar to the game Dark Souls. e.g. skill based, steep difficulty, focus on bosses, punishing deaths, rich enviroment.

Unfuckwithable: (adj.) When you are truly at peace and in touch with yourself, and nothing anyone says or does bothers you, and no negativity or drama can touch you.

recession dating: When you go out on a date with someone you're not interested in to get a free meal due to the state of the economy.

don't piss down my back and tell me it's raining: something you say when someone lies to you, cheats on you, betrays you

In the near future: A phrase often described to something that will be done within a short time, the near. Nobody knows how long the near future is, its a mystery. It is often used to shut people the fuck up when they will ask when something will be done.

lightbulb tan: A lightbulb tan is a tan gained from spending lots of time under a lightbulb. It usually results in people who are abnormally white. People who have lightbulb tans live in places that are in the middle of nowhere, are usually completely antisocial, and seem to never come out of their bright caves.

passenger princess: A pretty girl that has no other job but to look pretty in the passenger seat while her sneaky link/boyfriend/significant other drives.

bald by choice: A gentleman who has chosen to avoid hair loss or premature balding. He has shaved his head and keeps it that way, maintaining that look.

the rent is too damn high: On October 18th, 2010, Jimmy McMillan debated on behalf of the "The Rent Is Too Damn High" party in the gubernatorial debate in NY. His aim is to provide support to people who have lost jobs, help put a roof over their heads, and allow them to feed their families "breakfast, lunch, and dinner." Jimmy McMillan is also a karate expert and a proponent of gay marriage.

shit shower shave: Shit, shower, and shave (the British military called it "ablutions") was a phrase that originated in WWI, where the US military tried to "train" soldiers to perform certain functions ( to shit, shower, and you guessed it) in the morning so as to not be interrupted during actual combat (WWI was primarily a "daylight" war). By the end of WWII, combat was a 24 hour event, and they could never actually TRAIN the body to crap on command, so the practice was dropped. I've never heard anyone use it who wasn't a veteran of WWII. My dad (a WWII marine) used to say it in the morning and assumed that I (A Vietnam vet) knew what he was talking about. I just thought to myself "gee, dad, that's a weird thing to share..."

Rawdogging life: When you live your life without drugs, medication, etc.

cold shower taker: a man that is a chad of the highest caliber listens to the metal gear rising revengance sound track while in the shower fights off his inner demons doesn't know what hentai is

Cardboardeaux: The classy term for boxed wine

have a cow: A frequent utterance of Bart Simpson, "Don't have a cow" dismisses the other person's feelings as overreactive to the situation. The person who expresses anger, shock, disgust, or any of several other negative feelings towards an action or person is seen as having a cow. The person who induces bovine delivery, either through doing it or telling of the activity, often tries to minimize the activity as something not so bad. Saying don't have a cow minimizes both the activity itself *and* the person's feelings who is having the cow.

scottish slang: Scotland is like a completely different part of the universe. although our native language is English 88% of people that live in Scotland speak slang. like if the English were to say a word, we'd make up something completely different but meaning the same thing e.g. an English person would say hey/hello. we Scott's would say Awright ya wee baw bag. we use insults as a greeting term

Leaf Blower: Person who's sole purpose is to make their mess the problem of other people. Derivation: Leaf blowers blow mess out of the property into streets and lawns of other people and don't remove the mess, but just relocate it.

No juul july: For the whole month of july boys and girls can not hit their juuls

psychonaut: An explorer of one's own mind. A psychonaut often embarks on inner voyages with the aid of psychoactive substances, meditation, sensory deprivation, binaural beats, and other means. Most commonly, one who experiments with psychedelic substances, such as psilocybin, LSD, MDMA (ecstasy), peyote, or mescalin. The goal of the psychonaut is to learn about self and reality by transcending normal consciousness. Psychonauts are distinguished from purely recreational users of psychoactive substances in their desire to learn and grow from these experiences.

bureaucrastasy: The transient feeling of ecstasy derived from finally overcoming the obstacles put in your way by bureaucrats – which only lasts until you think about how much of your time & money they’ve wasted.

Hoochie Daddy Shorts: Shorts worn by a man that the equivalent of "Daisy Dukes" on a woman. Usually, these shorts are cut above the knee, generally mid-thigh, and fit tight around the buttocks.

Tikbait: Something used as clickbait in a video on the popular social media platform, TikTok. Popular “tikbait” imagery include expensive things, food, the female body, and numerous others.