Urban Dictionary Mugs

barefoot and pregnant: adj. phrase to describe certain married females who wanted to work outside of the home but forbidden by their protective husbands. Usage common in the U.S. to about 1960.

keep ya head up: "Keep Ya Head Up" is a song by Tupac Shakur. It addresses issues concerning lack of respect toward the female gender, especially poor black women. It has a very positive message, and is often used as an example of Shakur's softer side. Many consider it to be one of the deepest rap songs ever made and is often referenced by other artists in their work, building Shakur's persona as a very conscious and influential rapper, being 2Pac's second greatest song, after Dear Mama, voted #11 in the 100 Greatest Rap Songs, with "Dear Mama" voted #4.

gumption trap: Noun. A human-created situation that drains away initiative or original effort. From gumption (spunk; resourcefulness; sensible initiative) + trap (a trick or contrivance for catching and holding people or animals).

Christofascist: Christian religious extremist. Often a person who believes in forcing a right-wing Christian agenda on the rest of the world. Also known as a 'fundamentalist' or more recently 'evangelical'. Since many Christofascists bristle at the term 'fundamentalist' there has been a movement to get the media to refer to them as 'evangelicals.' However the term 'evangelical' is a misleading one as many Christian sects are evangelical in nature and not all evangelical Christians have such extremem views or political agendas. Christofascist is a more descriptive term for these right-wing extremists.

jokerfied: v. past tense of jokerfy, the quality or condition of being disillusioned with society and those who actively engage in it without questioning established norms

bronding: team bonding, bro bonding

Depressi spaghetti: When your depressi so you get upsetti and need some spaghetti

plot armor: Character shields (also known as plot armor or plot shield) are plot devices in films and television shows that prevent important characters from dying or being seriously injured at dramatically inconvenient moments. It often denotes a situation in which it strains credibility to believe that the character would survive.

Ope: It's a Midwest thing. When someone cuts in front of you rudely, when you are surprised, when you bump into someone, or when something is offensively funny, you use the word ope.

In the Basement: A person who is secretly a nerd, and is afraid to tell anyone.

basically: This is the word you use when you want to explain something but don't actually have any depth of knowledge. Just say 'basically' a whole bunch and everyone will still think you're super smart and thank you for shielding them from potentially complex concepts.

park and bark: referring to performers who plant themselves in one spot and sing instead of moving around on stage.

iPad kid: A child who is so intensely focused on the iPad their parents gave them (usually in a bulky case, and littered with fingerprints) that they lose all awareness of their surroundings, often randomly contorting their bodies and throwing themselves in awkward ways over furniture, bumping into things, and randomly vocalizing.

bussy: Slang term used by gay men to connote Boy-Pussy. In reference to their anus. Bussy has been used for at least 15 years by gay men to describe their man hole of love!

heightist: Someone who believes that people are superior to or inferior to others on account of their respective heights, or that people of differing heights have different moral qualities and intellectual capabilities.

bisexual manicure: A manicure consisting of long nails on one hand, short on the other.

Wheyfu: Combination of "whey" and "waifu". Whey is a milk-based protein used by fitness people for building muscle. Waifu is a term coined by otakus for their fictional anime/manga wives. A wheyfu is a girl, real or not, who hits the gym for strength and you find attractive.

Meat and Greet: When two parties knowingly meet each other for the first time (most likely over the internet), knowing that the key reason is to have intercourse.

graduation goggles: The relief and nostalgic feeling one has about a time in their life when it is about to end, even if the time was completely miserable.

requel: when a remake contains a lot of new material; A remake that also doubles as a sequel.

Tea Dance: Tea dance, often abreviated as just "tea", is a term for "happy hour" used among men and women in the gay community. Not necessarily just one hour. The term can also be qualified by Kight" and "low" to qualify the time of day it occurs. Low tea typically takes place earlier in the evening. High tea is later. And in some larger gay resorts, such as Fire Island, there is even mid-tea which takes place between the two.

Contextomy: The art of removing words from a sentence (or a sentence from a paragraph) to change its context completely. Used commonly in movie posters when a film critic in their review has said something uncomplimentary. Also known as "false attribution" and is related closely to "quotation mining".

squick: 1. Noun. The physical sense of repulsion upon encountering a concept or situation one finds disgusting. 2. Noun. A situation or concept which engenders this reaction. 3. Verb, transitive. To cause someone to have this reaction. 4. Verb, intransitive. To experience this reaction. The concept of the "squick" differs from the concept of "disgust" in that "squick" refers purely to the physical sensation of repulsion, and does not imply a moral component. Stating that something is "disgusting" implies a judgement that it is bad or wrong. Stating that something "squicks you" is merely an observation of your reaction to it, but does not imply a judgement that such a thing is universally wrong. The statement "kiddie porn squicks me" and "kiddie porn disgusts me" may both be true. In my case, the second sentence is true, and I assume that the first is also true, but, having never encountered it, I have no way of knowing for sure. In general, distinguishing between "squick" and "disgust" is an important part of living in a tolerant society. It is my contention that most anti-gay attitudes, for instance, are the result of people finding that gay sex squicks them -- and, because they don't know about the concept of the "squick", they assume that gay sex DISGUSTS them, which implies that there is something morally objectionable about it.

hopefilet: When a man attempts to prepare a meal for a woman with the main course consisting of any type of fileted meat or fish in hopes of wooing his dinner guest.

Morb: This is a verb for when Morbius gets angry and attacks you. Nobody really knows what he does when he Morbs but you don't want it to happen to you. He can morb all over you and it can be very life threatening and must seek medical attention IMMEDIETLY

a friend of Dorothy: Homosexual; a gay or queer man. Gay historians say that the term came into popular use in the 1950's as gays and lesbians developed a special connection with Judy Garland, whose ballads of hope and despair and whose relentless spirit, and tragic history, mirrored their struggles in everyday life. She wasn't the first diva or drama queen, but certainly the one who resonated the most to a generation of gays and lesbians. Garland's most famous role -- as the ever-optimistic and wistful Dorothy in the 1939 classic "The Wizard of Oz" -- gave gays and lesbians a "secret" code word which they could use to refer to themselves. At cocktail parties or company gatherings where one could not be comfortably "out and proud," gays would inquire discreetly of each other, "Are you a 'Friend of Dorothy?'" The wink-wink admission of "I am, too!" would likely lead to fabulous and fast bonding in an age when gay bars were clandestine, and in some cases dangerous. Today, the term is used mostly by Baby Boomers and an older generation of gays and lesbians; the gay members of MTV kids and Generations X and Y would probably not recognize the meaning of "FOD" unless they learned it from some older friends!

unlightening: A process of "learning" something that makes you feel dumber.

a-whole-nother: Refers to a subject that is vastly or categorically set apart from the previous subject. Unique in the English language as one of the few 'infixes' (as opposed to prefix or suffix). Other infixes include re-fucking-diculous.