Urban Dictionary Mugs

second breakfast: invented by hobbits, second breakfast is breakfast all over again

munch: A low-pressure, social gathering at a restaurant or pub for people into BDSM. Particularly intended for people new to the scene who might be intimidated by a play party

Found Family: A trope common in fiction and fanfiction. It is the phenomenon where a group of people come to love each other like family, even through (and because) they aren't biologically related. The LGBTQ+ community in particular tends to favor this trope because it allows them to escape overbearing or harmful biological family. Found families can be found in real-life as well, as close friend groups may feel closer to each other than to biological family. Found Family is also known as Families of Choice.

Douchergheist: (Noun) A spirit that embodies pure douche like behavior that can possess one or more people in an administrative setting.

sweet nothing: a sweet nothing is a complementary statement with no real substance, usually whispered into the ear of a significant other. Most likely invented by the French...

splooting: When a dog lays of their stomach with their hind legs behind them. While this may seem trivial it is the most effective way, known by man, to assert dominance.

pump cover: A pump cover is gym slang for sweatshirt. It is called a pump cover because it hides your pump as you workout.

Quiet quit: When physically, you still turn up to work but mentally, you check out and do the absolute bare minimum to get by.

Cockwomble: A completely useless person that spouts constant bullshit

eighth grade syndrome: 1. A time in life everyone tries to forget. It usually involves acting totally different than you actually are. Sometimes people think they have superpowers or think that they are super cool. No matter what case of 8th grade syndrome it is, people will never want to remember it.

google earthing: What I do when I have nothing else to do. I have no life. I mostly look for abandoned airports.

juvenoia: The fear one generation of adults holds towards the younger generations succeeding them. Often times coincides with the inability to recall one's own childhood and use this as perspective when formulating opinions about "today's" youth. The feeling that entertainment, social practices, fashion, etc was superior in one's past when compared with how these are practiced by younger generations in modern times.

unforch: Short for unfortunately

Big brain: When you do something smart for once in your life. overcome a problem with a good solution

Cape: When someone is protecting, covering for or being a “hero” for another person.

pajama rich: The state of being exceedingly wealthy to the point where one forgoes usual attire for pajamas. The phrase is attributable to the Sports Guy, Bill Simmons, as he included it in an article on ESPN.com, though it is often incorrectly traced to Kanye West, who popularized the term.

Beyhive: The Beyhive is Beyoncé's fan base. These fans are dedicated to Beyoncé no matter what she does. The Beyhive likes to refer to Beyoncé as their Queen Bey. The Beyhive's enemies are referred to as wasps (Beyoncé haters). Beyhive consists of both fans and stands of the Queeen Bey, and they will stick by her side through thick and thin. The Beyhive also has their own unique vocabulary: beyhydrated (miss Beyoncé), pollen (news on Beyoncé), Beyutiful (the word used when referring to Beyoncé as beautiful), and wasp (Beyoncé haters). Basically, the Beyhive can turn any word into a "Bey" word. The Beyhive is not only Beyoncé's fan base, but they are the best fan base hands down.

Rolling coal: A large diesel truck equipped to blow large clouds of black smoke to signal a desire for deep anal fisting

nakey: Chilling without any clothes on. Being able to live freely wihout clothes and the pressure of others to put some on. Having the confidence and deisre to show off your body no matter its shape or size. Living life the the fullest.

lawyer's lawyer: When the crimes you commit are so bad that your lawyer needs to get a lawyer.

late-stage capitalism: We have reached late-stage capitalism. This is the era where businesses, investors and even the layperson will try everything they possibly can to capitalize on literally anything and every situation. The increasingly diverse stock industry and the booming crypto mining industry can be seen as one of the many aspects of late-stage capitalism. There is no single way to define late-stage capitalism, as the effects are most often seen on a micro scale and the scope is very broad as a result of the plethora of industries. Some of the various examples of late-stage capitalism could include, but are not limited to: profiting off of your attractive physique, selling your personal data, selling your poop, dropshipping, house flipping, game companies making every single game pay-to-win, news corporations putting paywalls on their news sites, smartphone companies removing the headphone jack to save money, paying people to say positive affirmations, etc etc. Essentially, it is capitalism but 10x more savage.

It's all gravy: Gravy is a sauce made from the juices of meat or vegetables and enhances the flavour of a meal. In poorer times, to have gravy on your meal is a sign that you have sufficient meat and vegetables to make such a nice meal. Hence the phrase "on the gravy train" meaning that ones life was well supplied with good things, usually money. "It's all gravy" therefore means that there is an abundance of good things in the given circumstance. It should not be taken to mean that there is no problem or that a situation is liked, specifically. Those things may follow but are not necessarily connected.

prepper: Someone who focuses on preparedness, generally for various worst-case scenarios like peak oil or armageddon. Sometimes used to avoid the more loaded term survivalist.

Soulslike: A game that features elements similar to the game Dark Souls. e.g. skill based, steep difficulty, focus on bosses, punishing deaths, rich enviroment.

Unfuckwithable: (adj.) When you are truly at peace and in touch with yourself, and nothing anyone says or does bothers you, and no negativity or drama can touch you.

recession dating: When you go out on a date with someone you're not interested in to get a free meal due to the state of the economy.

don't piss down my back and tell me it's raining: something you say when someone lies to you, cheats on you, betrays you

In the near future: A phrase often described to something that will be done within a short time, the near. Nobody knows how long the near future is, its a mystery. It is often used to shut people the fuck up when they will ask when something will be done.