Urban Dictionary Mugs

Federize: To completely dominate another player in any sport or game, particularly in tennis. Originates from Roger Federer, the master of Federization

Gomad: 1. Am acronym for "gallon of milk a day". A method used by practitioners of bodybuilding to put on significant amounts of muscle by consuming a gallon of milk, every single day. Frequently used in a facetious manner, denoting the ridiculous lengths people go to for the purpose of bulking up.

the mysteriously vanishing 40-year old actress: The worst kept secret in American entertainment - be it film, stage or television : be a woman, be an actor and turn 40 years old, and your career is effectively over. You're done.

urge surfing: Or riding the wave. Knowing your feelings will pass … ride the wave without judging , usually goes on within ourselves when a “trigger event “ happens

potaint: This refers to the soft and sensitive part of a potato

Mourn Hub: A nickname for a funeral home

mourny: The feeling of extreme horniness during times of great emotional pain.

wooden onesie: a term originated from Ireland used to define a coffin

covid virgin: A term coined in 2021 by Dr. Sam Fawaz to describe a person who has had neither the covid-19 virus nor any vaccine for said virus

chardonnay mom: Soccer mom who is always swilling white wine at Bridge Club, Garden Club, Book Club, Junior League and the like. Her children are merely accessories to her social life. Chardonnay moms may be observed giggling, gossiping, or making ill-timed passes at friends' husbands.

Blursday: The day you are presently living but have no idea what day it actually is.

good clean fun!: Usually refers to activities that are rated for all audiences and does not involve any of the following: sex, drugs, alcohol

cockamamie: Adj.: Crazy, Off-kilter. A word you use when you can't think of the proper terminology.

queening: British Term :- The act of a woman sitting on her subserviants face for the majority of the day. Also known as throning

kayfabe: Term in pro wrestling. Kayfabe was the unsaid rule that the wrestlers should stay in character during the show and in public appearences in order to maintain a feeling of reality (albeit suspended) among the fans

tradwife: Short for "traditional wife." Used in alt-right circles to refer to women that embody traditionally feminine and wifely qualities (submissiveness, chastity, willingness to do household chores, etc).

pigloo: n. Snow cave created by a wild boar in Canada. .................

Sweet summer child: from Game of Thrones: a person who doesn't know the hardships of winter often used when someone has no experience with a particular (stressful) thing

blep: the act of a cat sticking its tongue out slightly without realizing it, often for long periods of time

Hot af: The state of being super attractive or burning up by the sun/fire.

cuck fluffer: Someone who is relegated to the sidelines so much that they're not even a cuck, they're the person in charge of giving the cuck a blowjob to get the cuck hard so that the cuck can sit in the corner and masturbate using his own tears as lube while someone else fucks his wife.

dad movie: A dad movie is the kind of movie that fathers watch and advise you to watch. This kind of movies usually contain middle aged dudes beating other dudes and winning the love of their lives

punk time: refers to the tendency of punk shows (especially house shows) to start well after their advertised start time

This you?: A rhetorical question asked, usually on social media, to embarrass them with any online content from their past if they ever contradict themselves or have a very unpopular opinion.

Pity potty: Sitting on a pity potty is a more solitary exercise than going to a pity party, but both describe feeling sorry for one-self. While sitting on the pity pot, the victim bemoans his or her own fate, usually only making comparisons with those more fortunate--those richer, smarter, funnier, sexier, and better looking. And in far less trouble! "Oh, woe be me!" is a common thought, as is "Oh shit, oh damn!" Any recovering addict spends a lot of time first sitting on the pity pot and will strongly resemble a baby or toddler at early toilet-training. When addicts finally start to work their twelve step program, they gradually learn how to accept responsibility for their own body functions and actions, do the right thing, and become productive members of society. At this point, the initial work is done, and the addict is able to get off the pot. Who flushes it, is irrelevant. At least the addict has stopped all that whining.

Dark Brandon: A play on the term “let’s go Brandon”. Dark Brandon is a persona given to 46th president Joe Biden. Dark Brandon is normally classified as a more politically aggressive biden, taking action against opponents rather than his common calls for unity

FOBI: Fear of Being Involved/Included/Invited

text man: a man that you only text. you don't go on dates with them or hook up with them, just have casual conversations until one of you gets bored and ghosts.