Urban Dictionary Mugs

ticketbastard: another word for ticketmaster. a monopoly that is in the ticket selling and distribution business. also see bastard.

🙃: 1. You're hiding your pain behind a smile 2. Representing a sense silliness or goofiness 3. Used as an ambiguous emotion, such as joking or sarcasm

Real one: Someone who is blunt, Someone that keeps it true to whomever they keeping around, Being 100 , Someone who is a solid individual, Someone who is dedicated and loyal

walking children in nature: A phrase coined by Rupaul's Drag Race contestant TaMMie Brown during Season 1's reunion episode. Turn off your goddamn computer and go walk children in nature.

Friendscort: A completely platonic relationship defined by the act of accompanying another in a dangerous or awkward situation. It is a combination of the words friend and escort. It was originally used by improv actors in St. Louis, Missouri to indicate an intent to traverse Cherokee street without peril.

stealth parody: A Stealth Parody is parody that comes across and purports itself to be the the real thing, often the proprietors of a self parody website or group will flat out deny that they are in fact a parody. Stealth Parodies are often created by people with completely opposite views that the alleged parody contains, and the parody has been created to discredit the group that holds the opposing views. Organizations such as Conservapedia and the Flat Earth Society are often.

feck: 1. It was originally a slang term used in Ireland to mean either a) "to steal" or b) "to throw". 2. It's also used as a pretty mild swear word in Ireland. It's used a) to express that you're pissed off or b) to describe somebody who pissed you off. It's not related to the word 'Fuck', and doesn't have any sexual undertones, so is acceptable for polite company. 3. The characters in the sit-com Father Ted made the use of 'Feck' more popular outside of Ireland, most noticeably in the United Kingdom. Unlike what a lot of people think, the scriptwriters did NOT invent 'feck' to get past censors who didn't allow the word 'fuck'. In fact, 'feck' was used as a mild swear word LONG before Father Ted made it famous!

The Red wave: The Red Wave is a term referring to a heavy period, where the horror, blood, pain and tears are beyond what any human should be subjected too.

sober birthday: A sober birthday is the day that marks the end of a person’s addiction. Some individuals will use the last day that he or she used drugs to mark his or her sober birthday, or the day after the last time they used. Most of all, a sobriety birthday (also known as a sobriety anniversary, sober anniversary, recovery anniversary, or sobriety milestone) also serves as a reminder of the progress you've made, and the new life an addict has chosen for themselves.

bladesmith: One who smithes (or "forges" is you're a purist) blades. Which, by the old ways would involve: Heating an iron rod to cherry red in a forge, and hammering into whatever shape you wish your sword to be. Iron is lighter than steel, but doesn't hold an edge as long. So, many times, the bladesmith would turn the blade on edge, and with a hammer and chisel, would split the edge of the blade in for a half inche or so, and insert an edge of steel. They would then re-heat the item, and hammer the iron down onto the inserted steel, fusing them together. They would then temper the blade by heating the entire piece to cherry-red, and then submerging it in water, or oil. This would harden the blade. However, if left like this the sword would be to hard and brittle to use, and would break opon the first blow. So they would then re-heat the blade to a deep red, and stick it in dry ashes to cool slowly. This would partly anealIn this way, they would aneal, or soften the metal, while not entirely removing the temper. The would then be hard enough to use in battle, but soft enough, and springy enough, that in wouldn't shatter on impact. They would then polish and sharpen the blade. In this way the smiths would create a sword with a steel edge, but that wieghed much less than a sword of only steel. The modern way is to: Use a high-speed grinder to grind a bar of steel down into the shape of the blade you wish to make, then switch to a finer grinding wheel, and finally a buffing wheel to polish. With a whet stone, you can then put an edge on it. The modern method isn't nearly as good as the old methods, though. Sword created by this method are really only good as display models. It's a shame that so many of the ancient ways have been lost. In this era, you could spend your whole life studying the art of bladesmithing, and never even come close to the skill level of an apprintice. The blades of old could cut through solid stone without scratching the metal. Many of them had edges that where only a few atoms in width, but were strong enough to slice through armor like paper. With the finest, you could hold the sword out in front of you, and a silk cloth dropped on it would be cut cleanly in two, of its own wieght. Smiths were held in the highest regard in the middle ages, placed in the same ranks as the priests and poets. The smith was the only craftsmen to work with all four of the basic elements (for they belived in only four at that time). He used fire in his forge, air in his bellows, to blow the fire hotter, water to quinch the metal, and earth, the iron he used. (iron was known as the "black metal," the metal of the earth.) There are still many people who blacksmith and bladesmith as a hobby. (I, am of course, one of them.) It really is a wonderful hobby to take up. Anybody can do it, it just takes a lot of work. (I'm only 15.) It's a very rewarding and interesting thing to do! Ask around, there's probably a forge near you, that you could use. (Or, you can build your own, like me.) Good luck!

hot potato: a difficult problem that nobody wants to be associated with

a day: A shortening of the phrase "everyday"

spoonie: A spoonie is someone living with a chronic illness. It mostly refers to physical chronic illnesses, though it has been known to be a helpful term for those with chronic mental illness as well. It originates from Christine Miserandino's Spoon Theory story, in which she explains what it's like to live with chronic illness to a friend, and uses a handful of spoons to demonstrate. For example, daily activities that healthy people tend not to think about take tolls on people with chronic illness. You start the day with a certain number of spoons, and play your day around not running out. Socializing might cost spoons, using the stairs might cost spoons, lifting things might cost spoons, etc.

Picklebro: An 20 or 30-something ex-fraternity member who takes over tennis courts, basketball courts, and children's playgrounds in order to slap a wiffleball back and forth with his friends who work in finance or tech. When questioned about their monopolization of public space, they'll often claim that they are playing a sport called "pickleball."

nutterflies: the nervous feeling that arises when you want to stroke the salami, but fear that someone might walk in or come home.

menty-b: a shorterned term for mental breakdown

Ruh Roh: Ruh Roh was originally one of the many iconic Scooby-Doo sayings but has been turned into a phrase used at times of wrongdoing or mistake to make people laugh or lighten the mood.

Howdy: 1. (n) A half shot glass serving of liquor. 2. (n) A ramekin serving of any liquid.

lowbie: Used as a term for a low level character in MMORPGs

energy vampire: A person who boosts his own energy by taking energy from others by means of an argument, belittlement, criticism or other one-sided conversation.

eat more possum: Southern slang for just sucking it up and dealing with a bad situation.

gtgtas: Got to go take a shit Used when texting someone when in a rush to the porcelain pony.

Schrödingers Queer: When a character or person is neither confirmed, nor denied to be straight. Usually, this is said in response to a homophobic comment such as “This character isn’t gay”. A Schrodingers Queer is both gay, straight, or something else till it is confirmed.

armpit sex: A sexual act where a male repeatedly slides his penis under a female's (or male's) armpit as an alternative to penis to vag intercourse*. Armpit sex may also be referred to as armpit fucking, pit fucking, putting one's dick in a headlock, or the pocket of paradise (referring to the armpit). *Disclaimer: Be careful when experimenting with armpit sex as it may result in rashes or serious chaffing.

waze train: When you're using Waze in a city and you realize you're in a line of cars all making the same weird turns over and over together.

cornobble: To smack somebody with a fish.

Truss: To Truss something up Named after UK's shortest PM Liz Truss, who trussed up the economy with her trussonomics

chili head: 1. A person who gets a high from chilis, especially really hot ones. 2. To eat a spicy pepper then perform oral sex.