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Blokette: Female version of a bloke

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the cat's meow: Archaic 1920s American slang that in various contexts refers to one or more of "excellent", "stylish", or "impressive to the ladies". Synonymous with the cat's pyjamas and the bees' knees.

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cozzie livs: UK slang for the “cost of living crisis” 2022-23, in the same vein as platy joobs or statey funes

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ptdr: French equivalent of the acronym 'lol' standing for 'pété de rire' or in other words, exploding of laughter

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shacket: A cross between a shirt and a jacket similar to the apparel of builders.

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Middler: A middler is made to sit at the middle of the table. The middler is the designated person who you invite to the party that knows how to carry the conversation and keep it interesting. Every dinner party and gathering with a varied group of friends (especially if new people are introduced) needs a talented middler. Coined by Larry David in Curb Your Enthusiasm.

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kentucky sober: only doing your friends drugs to save money.

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couchbuster: A couchbuster is a contemporary spin on the “blockbuster”. Describes grand, crowd pleasing films released for streaming services that one enjoys from the comfort of a couch instead of a theater.

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Build-a-Bear: A Build-a-Bear is a man or person who lacks the basic ability to keep and maintain a healthy relationship. They often have much potential, but never seek it out. They lack common decency and are often looking for a booty call. They bring a person to love them and don’t have intentions to make it real.

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single pringle: A person who is single is named a single pringle. They are the best in original flavour, i.e. on their own.

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it hurts so good: when you feel pain that is so excruciatingly excruciating that it turns you into a blood lusting, apocalyptic, soul reaping, thunder cunt death weapon and you destroy the closest thing you can get you're inner ogre clutches on until the moment you feel satisfaction or the agony gets so intense you pass out.

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Rizz: Rizz actually comes from the word charisma, where in southern Baltimore they've started to shorten it, to "rizzma" (the noun replacing charisma) and to "rizz" (the action of showing charisma), through twitch live streamer Kai Cenat's editor, a resident of south Baltimore, he started putting rizz in the compilation thumbnails and the word was adopted all over the United States

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Small Dick Energy: People with small dick energy carry themselves like they have a really embarrassing secret that they're terrified of other people knowing. They often spend lots of time and energy trying to project a sense of confidence that rings hollow. It has nothing to do with actual dick size and everything to do with an inability to respect and be at peace with yourself regardless of what other people think of you.

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Utah fry sauce: Utah fry sauce (also "fry sauce") is a mixture of mayonnaise and ketchup in a 2:1 ratio generally meant for dipping french fries and onion rings, although it can be put on hamburgers. It is attributed to the Utah-based fast-food chain Arctic Circle ca. 1948. However, it also resembles a simplified version of pre-existing Thousand Island dressing. According to Wikipedia, similar sauces are widely known elsewhere, including "mayoketchup" in Puerto Rico, "Burger Sauce," "Pink Sauce" (also "Salsa Rosada" in S. American countries), even "Cockteilsauce."

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ken dolling: The act of taking an attractive man and mentally picturing he has no junk in his trunk. Usually done when a man is off limits (a friend's ex, gay, just a friend,etc.) You picture that if you were to pull down his pants there would be nothing there. Imagining a man has no sexual organ, but is rather smooth in his nether regions like a ken doll.

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i’m good luv, enjoy: A nice way to say no thanks.

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airport boy: When you go to the airport and see a really cute guy you know you’ll never see again

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Have a fucking December: An all inclusive saying that acknowledges all traditions in December (Christmas, Hanukkah, Kwanzaa, non celebrating etc.).

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Sleighed: To be sleighed is to be immeasurably drunk on Christmas Eve, so much so that you are either still drunk Christmas Day or are massively hung over. The same as "wasted" or "shit-faced" but used specifically on the Christmas Holiday. This term can also be used post-Christmas if one is wasted Christmas Day and continues into Boxing Day. This is often seen in "mall Santas" after they finish thier final day on the 24th.

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great indoorsman: Noun, slang. 1. A person, most commonly a millennial, who is a gamer, whose great life experiences are almost exclusively indoors, and often defined primarily in terms of virtual explorations, such as those in the video games Super Smash Bros. and Monster Hunter. A "great indoorsman" could simultaneously be one of two Smash Bros. 2). A person, most commonly of the nerd varietal, who could go outside, but chooses to spend 99.99% of his or her time inside, often stewing in a pile of his or her own filthy and odorous laundry.

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Ingredient House: Noun: A home that has no ready-to-eat foods or snacks, only the ingredients to make food.

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lalala: The definitive thing to say when you don't want to hear somebody speak anymore. Usually accompanied by a clasping of the hands over the ears in a mature and composed fashion to signify that you are done with the conversation. Short intakes of air inbetween scores of "lalala" should be expected and has been scientifically proven to increase dramatic effect and frustrate the antagonizing speaker to habitual silence.

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Bro Bono: The act of providing free services to friends. Originated from the legal term "pro bono" meaning "for the public good" or "free".

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villionaire: A person with multiple millions or usully billions of dollars of wealth who are dubious of character and morals. They spend their time cultivating a positive public image, or lean into their evilness because they are above the law and probably own several politicians or groups that write or change laws in their favor. They enjoy being called elite, and having absurd passion projects that benifit no one but themselves and their businesses.

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Hey Mister: Verb. Used when a person asks a stranger for something they cannot easily acquire, usually alcohol or cigarettes.

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Lesbomancy: Allegedly a Type of magic practiced by a lesbian mage Philippa Eilhart (Witcher 2 game character) while trying to heal Saskia (one of the key female characters in Witcher 2). During the healing ritual that involved casting few spells and using a number of magic ingredients Philippa puts a Rose of Remembrance on Saskia's lips before kissing her - thus finalizing the ritual. Saskia recovers but her mind remains under control of Philippa's will. All because of the kiss.... Right after the kiss one of the dwarfs that attended the ritual yells "My favourite kind of magic, lesbomancy!" implying that magic practiced by Philippa is based on her sexual orientation... During the game, Geralt witnesses few scenes in which Philippa was practicing Lesbomancy with her assistant Cynthia, one of such scenes involved use of whip...Thus we can assume that besides being a type of magic, lezbomancy is also any sexual activity (that might or might not imply use of magic to enhance the experience) practiced by two lesbian mages...

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The Nogardless Game: The Nogardless Game is played by using non-existent words in front of people who don't know any better and won't check to see if it is a real word or not. The object is to get an unsuspecting person to start using your fake word in every day conversations with others who are not playing. Never tell them it's not a real word. Leave that embarrassing moment for someone else to enjoy.

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Conflict Cocoa: Cocoa or chocolate that comes from a source that is linked to war or conflict.

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