Urban Dictionary Mugs

Post Avatar Depression: Post Avatar Depression, also known as P.A.D for short, is the case when a person after seeing the movie "Avatar" (By James Cameron) eventually realises that the world they live in sucks ass and that they will never be able to fly, jump or live like the Na'vi do on Pandora.

bunnyhug: A fleece, pull-over style sweater with a large pocket on the front, and a drawstring hood. Is almost exclusive to Saskatchewan; outside the province is usually known as a hoodie. Weirdos.

Underwater Ceramic Technician: A fancy name for someone who washes dishes. (Dish pig)

Anal Glaucoma: Anal Glaucoma is more like an excuse to get out of work.

Pittsburghese: The particular speech patterns of a native of Pittsburgh, PA.

Side: A person who doesn’t enjoy anal penetration (giving or receiving), but will engage in other forms of same sex activity (fellatio, frottage, mutual masturbation, etc).

tasteful thickness: Part of a quote from the American Psycho produced in 2000: "Look at that subtle off-white colouring. The tasteful thickness of it. Oh my God, it even has a watermark." -Patrick Bateman "Tasteful Thickness" is often used to denote something that has proper width that is pleasing to the senses, in particular the sense of vision.

bodied: When someone gets utterly destroyed in something they are competing at. The FGC (Fighting Game Community) uses this word to describe a beating a player has taken.

tiki taka: a way of playing football, with very fast and short passes. invented by football journalist andres montes describing spain national team tactics.

window weather: Cold (often windy) but sunny weather that looks extremely pleasant through the window when one is inside, but is in fact quite uncomfortable to be outside in. origin: An Icelandic expression: "Gluggaveður" (literally: Window-weather).

Underfucked: sexually deprived

DDD: Destroy Dick December. The opposite of No Nut November. One must nut once for Dec. 1, twice for Dec. 2, and so on until New Years eve were you must nut 31 times. I suggest keeping reminders on your phone so you don't forget. It is be a tough but it can be done. By the time it is over, you will have ejaculated 496 times and you will be crowned the DDD king.

Otacore: A music genre made up of songs heavy origins or basis in fan communities, such as those for anime. A large portion of this genre is made up of J-Pop.

divorced dad energy: An adult male who responds after a divorce usually initiated by the woman, with either a mental or physical crisis resulting in fits of quick anger, moodiness or buying of expensive items to compensate for his insecurity or sadness. He may also try to hit on much younger girls that are out of his league because he is going through a midlife crisis and wants to please his ego

popty ping: a microwave owen. Word invented in Wales for simplicity.

Cheddarella: A grilled cheese with a slice of cheddar and a slice of mozzarella. Silas' favorite sandwich in the show Weeds. And, with that in mind, an absolutely delicious snack to have when you're stoned, as it is even more extraordinary than the original grilled cheese.

vacation dick: A dick that's too big to take on a daily basis, but makes for good vacation sex. Bigger than a boyfriend dick.

4 corner kiss: Also can be known as a compass kiss North (forehead), East (right cheek), South (chin), west (left cheek) is when you kiss all four “corners” of the face. It is usually placed on the Forehead, cheeks and chin. It doesn’t have to be limited to just those places, but just as long as there is a kiss on a separate section of the face, it qualifies as a four corner kiss.

Charge it: A shorter version of the phrase 'charge it to the game' To just accept what has happened and move on.

lagom: A Swedish word that describes an amount. It originates from the vikings. If they only had one cup to drink beer from, it was passed around the table, and each person should only drink an amount that made sure everybody would get some (Laget om = For everyone in the team). Therefore the amount is not always the same. If they had a lot of beer, they could drink more and the other way around. Basically it means "the perfect amount". However it has been defined (as a student prank) in the city of Lund, Sweden so you can actually go there to find out the exact definition...

Cornucopulate: The greasy, sluggish lovemaking that happens on Thanksgiving.

yes chef: responding to a person telling you what to do, explaining that you will do it.

Bandwagon Fan: Anyone who claims they are a "fan" of a particular sports team, even though they had no prior support for/interest in the team until that team started winning. These types of fans only show playoff interest, have probably never watched a regular season game, don't own any type of team merchandise, nor would they buy any.

filler episode: A day where nothing special or exciting is happening.

Cling man: A wing man that sticks around when his services are no longer needed.

failwhale: The image of a whale being carried by a number of birds that appears when the Twitter website is overloaded or has failed. Failwhale appears to now have his/her own fanclub. Word origin: from fail + whale (probably for rhyming purposes).

Kissing the homies goodnight: It's when you kiss one of your homies goodnight but like it's not gay cause y'all are just homies.

nah: Used when "no" is too formal, and "nope" is too casual. If it's ever capitilized, you're using it wrong.