Urban Dictionary Mugs

day friend: A friend you only hang out with during the day because they’re too messy to deal with at night, usually due to their partying ways or tendency to somehow always get you into trouble.

Drive My Car: A euphemism for intimate relations commonly used in the 1950s and '60s.

gorp: A general term for trail mix. Possibly an acronym for "Good Old Raisins and Peanuts," though there is much room for debate.

brainwave: British slang for a sudden, clever idea. Similar to the American "brainstorm." Often used sarcastically.

Ye Olde: A pseudo- Old English word meant to connect a restaurant or shop to the medieval period. It is actually meant to be pronounced "The old", but most people say "Yee old". The 'y' used to be the old English letter 'thorn' (þ), which represents a 'th' sound.

laughfarter: When a person laughs so hard they fart simultaneously and/or a person notorious for doing so.

comfy eye spot: When you're zoning out and staring off into space. The comfortable place where you rest your eyes is known as a comfy eye spot.

Forest Bride: A man or woman that has been taken as a mate by a large woodland creature (such as a bear), hermit, or mythical forest-dwelling creature, typically against that person's will.

ABD: "All But Dissertation" -- someone who is working on a PhD, and has completed all requirements except the dissertation.

grouple: A sort of abbreviation for "gross couple". Everyone has known/heard/seen one; Two people who's un-dividing high school relationship is going to 'last for eternity'. Together, they're no longer two seperate people, but one single entity.

witch hair: on women, a fast-growing long single strand of hair that grows out of your face or chest

Air Jail: The act of holding a animal up as a punishment limiting their movement.

Beanis: The measure of how far back you wear a beanie. The further back you wear it on your head, the longer your beanis is (usually measured in inches).

Acoustic Pussy: When you misplace your vibrator

fuck you money: The exact amount of money required in order to tell an individual or organization to go fuck themselves without facing repercussions.

pig squeal: in hardcore bands and music the singer will make a squealing sound with his voice which sounds like a pig.

Ankle sharking: When a cat (or other pet) stalks or winds around your ankles, weaving in and out, often brushing against your legs with its body and tail. Used as a compound verb. Also see the noun form: ankle shark.

Tuna Hours: When a Pisces gets rejected, putting them in tuna hours. Often followed up by drinking Pabst Blue Ribbon and listening to Guns 'N' Roses.

anotha one: The worlds best way to say another one

foamers: Somebody who is obsessed with trains, may or may not work for the railroad. But they love trains so much they foam up in the mouth staring at trains, and jerk off with the foam.

move along, nothing to see here: A statement made my lazy South Park character Officer Barbrady. He says this every time there is a crime scene due to the fact that he is a lazy fat ass.

Pillow Prince: The m/m version of a {Pillow Princess}. Said with less disdain and more appreciation within the m/m community than in the w/w community.

sweetfeet: A hot chick with pretty feet that I love with all my heart. My pretty wife has the sweetest feet on the planet. I love you Sweetfeet.

ohio: what's happening

grill: What nerdy virgins call a girl.

cheetle: the orange, powdery residue left on your fingers after eating Cheetos

Dirty Heisman: A certain posture one undertakes when trying to visualize one's anal region in a wall mounted mirror. One arm outstretched for balance, the other spreading one butt cheek from behind, with one leg drawn up slightly to facilitate said exposure of the anus. This posture is disturbingly similar to the football players pose on the famous american football Heisman Trophy. Made famous on the KLBJ-FM Dudley and Bob show. They deserve all the credit. Austin, TX

Today years old: Phrase used by those who got by in school with C's and refuse to properly refer to how old they are/were.