Urban Dictionary Mugs

lightbulb tan: A lightbulb tan is a tan gained from spending lots of time under a lightbulb. It usually results in people who are abnormally white. People who have lightbulb tans live in places that are in the middle of nowhere, are usually completely antisocial, and seem to never come out of their bright caves.

passenger princess: A pretty girl that has no other job but to look pretty in the passenger seat while her sneaky link/boyfriend/significant other drives.

bald by choice: A gentleman who has chosen to avoid hair loss or premature balding. He has shaved his head and keeps it that way, maintaining that look.

the rent is too damn high: On October 18th, 2010, Jimmy McMillan debated on behalf of the "The Rent Is Too Damn High" party in the gubernatorial debate in NY. His aim is to provide support to people who have lost jobs, help put a roof over their heads, and allow them to feed their families "breakfast, lunch, and dinner." Jimmy McMillan is also a karate expert and a proponent of gay marriage.

shit shower shave: Shit, shower, and shave (the British military called it "ablutions") was a phrase that originated in WWI, where the US military tried to "train" soldiers to perform certain functions ( to shit, shower, and you guessed it) in the morning so as to not be interrupted during actual combat (WWI was primarily a "daylight" war). By the end of WWII, combat was a 24 hour event, and they could never actually TRAIN the body to crap on command, so the practice was dropped. I've never heard anyone use it who wasn't a veteran of WWII. My dad (a WWII marine) used to say it in the morning and assumed that I (A Vietnam vet) knew what he was talking about. I just thought to myself "gee, dad, that's a weird thing to share..."

Rawdogging life: When you live your life without drugs, medication, etc.

cold shower taker: a man that is a chad of the highest caliber listens to the metal gear rising revengance sound track while in the shower fights off his inner demons doesn't know what hentai is

Cardboardeaux: The classy term for boxed wine

have a cow: A frequent utterance of Bart Simpson, "Don't have a cow" dismisses the other person's feelings as overreactive to the situation. The person who expresses anger, shock, disgust, or any of several other negative feelings towards an action or person is seen as having a cow. The person who induces bovine delivery, either through doing it or telling of the activity, often tries to minimize the activity as something not so bad. Saying don't have a cow minimizes both the activity itself *and* the person's feelings who is having the cow.

scottish slang: Scotland is like a completely different part of the universe. although our native language is English 88% of people that live in Scotland speak slang. like if the English were to say a word, we'd make up something completely different but meaning the same thing e.g. an English person would say hey/hello. we Scott's would say Awright ya wee baw bag. we use insults as a greeting term

Leaf Blower: Person who's sole purpose is to make their mess the problem of other people. Derivation: Leaf blowers blow mess out of the property into streets and lawns of other people and don't remove the mess, but just relocate it.

No juul july: For the whole month of july boys and girls can not hit their juuls

psychonaut: An explorer of one's own mind. A psychonaut often embarks on inner voyages with the aid of psychoactive substances, meditation, sensory deprivation, binaural beats, and other means. Most commonly, one who experiments with psychedelic substances, such as psilocybin, LSD, MDMA (ecstasy), peyote, or mescalin. The goal of the psychonaut is to learn about self and reality by transcending normal consciousness. Psychonauts are distinguished from purely recreational users of psychoactive substances in their desire to learn and grow from these experiences.

bureaucrastasy: The transient feeling of ecstasy derived from finally overcoming the obstacles put in your way by bureaucrats – which only lasts until you think about how much of your time & money they’ve wasted.

Hoochie Daddy Shorts: Shorts worn by a man that the equivalent of "Daisy Dukes" on a woman. Usually, these shorts are cut above the knee, generally mid-thigh, and fit tight around the buttocks.

Tikbait: Something used as clickbait in a video on the popular social media platform, TikTok. Popular “tikbait” imagery include expensive things, food, the female body, and numerous others.

Vabbing: When a women sticks her fingers in her vagina and puts the juices behind her ears to attract men and get laid.

Soft Life: Opposite of hard life. Where you make decisions that leave you feeling stress free and vibrating higher. Less about wealth (though it helps) and more about making good choices. - ordering an Uber to your devil dick appointment instead of taking public transport. - Cancelling/rejecting plans with problematic friends & family members

Them's the breaks: American/Australian slang. Possibly short for "that is the breakdown". It means "that's just how it is" or "that's how the cookie crumbles". Sometimes rendered as "dems...", "those...", etc.

British Exit: The opposite of an Irish Goodbye, the British Exit is a departure from a party that is specifically designed to be as harmful to everyone involved as possible. This can include verbal abuse, extensive damage, loud refusals to pay for anything, and hurling oneself through a closed window into people standing outside.

PIMO: Physically In, Mentally Out. A term used by the ex-jw community.

Scromiting: The act of screaming up vomit.

AmeriKKKa: Cynical corruption of "America" (as in United States of America) especially as relevant to the worst deeds and attitudes of its government; used by citizens of the country and others alike.

LGBTQ: A delicious sandwich containing Lettuce, guacamole, bacon,tomato, and quantum physics.

morning constitutional: While most might think of a early morning walk when hearing this term, the term morning constitutional can also be used to define what happens when someone has to take a early morning bowel movement.

My brother in Christ: what you call someone before you call them out on their problems/hypocrisy

with a grain of pepper: Taking shit seriously.

Womb sniffer: A fragile, power hungry male who thinks he has a say over women’s rights.