Urban Dictionary Mugs

The Great Resignation: The Great Resignation is a phenomenon that describes record numbers of people leaving their jobs during the COVID-19 pandemic in 2021, often with no prospects lined up. Associated with the trend is the anti-work movement (created in 2013) and the associated subreddit r/antiwork. Both experienced a boom in members and activity with the increase of job resignations over the course of the pandemic.

Kodak courage: An extra dose of courage and the tendency to go beyond one's usual physical limits when being filmed or photographed (from action sports such as skateboarding, snowboarding, and extreme skiing).

Sunday Scaries: The feeling you have after a long week of work followed by a Saturday full of binge drinking, when Sunday hits you question your entire existence. Typically characterized by laying in bed all day and both regretting past decisions and questioning your seemingly non-existent future. Thoughts like "I"m going to die alone" and "Will I ever get a job that I actually enjoy?" consume you for the entire day while you're battling a hangover.

Urban dictionary mods: Evil. Pure and utter evil. Opinionated and devilish who devide whats what and what goes on and off the website

coronacopia: The growing volume of people and places that can give you the corona virus. Handshakes, desk surfaces, door handles, sneezes...

Voluntell: Voluntell is when you volunteer someone else to do something and then tell them to do it.

dummy spitter: adult who gets angry over chldish things and over reacts, much like a baby when its toys are taken away. a dummy is also called a pacifier that is placed in a babies mouth. when it wants to scream it spits the dummy out.

Thinkiness: noun. The appearance of careful consideration, importance, substance, or profundity while lacking each. Adjective: thinky. cf. truthiness

Toxic Positivity: Toxic Positivity is the belief that, "if you just stay positive, you will overcome any obstacle," to such a degree that you invalidate natural emotional responses and the person having those feelings.

sober curious: Curious about staying sober for more than a few days but not willing to not drink myself into oblivion.....

Rug Pull: When after 4 days of sitting on the sidelines you decide to join the stock market and buy a 0 DTE SPY 420 Call only to watch SPY plummet 7% initiating a circuit breaker 3 seconds after you click the buy button.

deja-poo: The eerie, inescpapable feeling that this shit has happened to you before.

Return to monke: To devolve back into monkeys by rejecting modernity and embracing a primitive lifestyle.

bridge troll: A typically grumpy person known most commonly for ruining someone's good mood, or crashing someone's party, or being an overall unpleasant person to be around. Could also be used to refer to an inanimate object, or a boring task. Synonyms would include: Party-crasher, wet blanket, drag, etc.

astroturf: Creating the impression of public support by paying people in the public to pretend to be supportive. The false support can take the form of letters to the editor, postings on message boards in response to criticism, and writing to politicians in support of the cause. Astroturfing is the opposite of "grassroots", genuine public support of an issue.

jomo: Joy of Missing Out: You’re enjoying what you’re doing in the here and now and not on social media broadcasting or seeing what everybody else is doing. Opposite of fomo or the fear of missing out.

Green Flag: A Green Flag is the direct opposite of a Red Flag. You know those things we know at the start of a relationship we avoid. Typically Red Flags are not as desirable as Green Flags considering Green Flags are often mature, responsible, honest, virtuous, and socially acceptable. But Green Flags are often not as desirable as Red Flags because they have nothing to fix. People prize generally fucked up people who have mommy and or daddy issues, usually a drug problem, unemployed, or typically someone you wouldn't want to bring home or have a child with.

j-line: Direct line to Jesus

Elf-Esteem: The feeling of being overworked, underappreciated and like you don't exist to others during the holidays while in actuality the season's success depends on you. The sense of being 3 feet small when others would view you in high stature if they realized all you do to make the holiday's happen.

holiday pants: pants you where during the holidays so you can eat tons of food

ta ta for now: Another way of saying "see you later". Can be abbreviated to TTFN, but there isn't much point if it still has the same number of syllables.

cad: A rogue, or bounder. A cad is a man who is aware of the codes of conduct which seperate a gentleman from a ruffian, but finds himself unable to quite live up to them. Cads are quite capable of disguising themselves as good chaps for some time, only revealing their true nature in circumstances of particular stress or temptation. Others embrace their caddishness whole-heartedly and delight in behaving in a manner which is, to be quite frank, not cricket. They are certainly intelligent, educated, often cultured and frequently very witty, but, alas, are simply unreliable.

Dallas threesome: When you have sex in barn, and a grazing cow stands there and watches you.

Face Crack: Common slag used within the gay community. Reacting with an extreme facial expression, to the point where it might make your face crack.

Heart Horny: Horny for love, not really for sex, just for someone to cuddle with and love you unconditionally. a feeling that occurs when you a haven't been in a relationship/haven't been in one for awhile.

Maskfishing: The phenomenon where a person appears to be more attractive because they are wearing a facemask.

Minnesota Goodbye: The act applying to most Minnesotants while visiting others in which, when one person has to leave, they proceed to talk for another hour, then the departing party is walked to the front door, where they talk for another hour, then the departing party gets walked to their car while the host family talks to them through the car window for an hour, and finally the departing couple SLOWLY departs down the drive, yelling back & forth with the host family.

Going Flat: Going Flat refers to a brave woman who decides not to have reconstructive surgery after a mastectomy in our boob-obsessed world.