Urban Dictionary Mugs

scratcher: An untalented tattoo artist. A tattoo artist who scratches up your skin rather than applying a clean smooth looking tattoo.

double true: A mutual agreement that the subject is considered especially factual. Origins: The Saturday Night Live skit "Lazy Sunday" featured two characters who upon stating their favorite map product agreed that the statement was double true.

BOBFOC: Body Off Baywatch, Face Off Crimewatch. A person who possesses a killer body but has a face that only a mother could love.

awkward turtle: The animal mascot of the awkward moment. When you're in an awkward moment, place your hands on top of each other, and spin your thumbs forward. Thus creating the creature know as awkward turtle.

eyetracks: What gets all over anything you read. The reason so many bookworms wear glasses is to keep from getting eyetracks on their fanzines, magazines and books.

newpeat: Repeats with new scenes. Originated from The Office: NBC wanted to spice things up a bit without creating more episodes, so they cut new scenes into their old episodes.

youniverse: The entirety of creation that relates to one specific, narcissistic individual. Used to indicate that a particular person has knowledge only of him or herself -- their universe consists only of them.

gaslight: To manipulate events and situations in order to make a person believe that he or she is crazy. From the 1944 movie with Charles Boyer and Ingrid Bergman.

WWILF: What Was I Looking For? Acronym for phrase describing wasting time sufing online, with no results.

nonpology: An insincere apology or expression of regret, often blaming the aggrieved party for being offended or bringing up an irrelevant topic to distract.

Meh: Indifference; to be used when one simply does not care.

puzzle butt: the crack in a monopoly board.

frenemy: An enemy disguised as a friend.

drunk catcher: An obstacle found in one's path that, while drunk, provides an incredible challenge to avoid. This includes cracks in the sidewalk, low-hanging tree branches, abnormal curbs, and members of the opposite sex who are of questionable attractiveness. Generally, these are ranked by class, or degree of difficulty: class 1 being the lowest and class 5 being the highest.

U-lock Justice: Vigilante justice taken against aggressive motorists or "cagers," by bikers. The heavy U-lock used to lock the bike is used to do damage to a vehicle, like by taking off a mirror. U-lock Justice is not legal justice, but it's the only justice some cyclists get for being hit by inconsiderate motorists.

crunchy: The characteristics of a neo hippy.

dap and dip: Making a brief appearance at a party or social function for political purposes. Involves giving "dap" (fist-pound greeting) to the host and other notables, then "dipping" (leaving) shortly thereafter. Sometimes used to describe an event that is not enjoyable and would not be worth attending were it not for the political motive.

accountabilabuddy: A friend, maybe a best friend, who you get into trouble with and who is somewhat responsible for your actions.

Testosterphone: (Verb). To make a quick and to-the-point phone call that lasts under 30 seconds.

Moms: An affectionate term for your mother.

couching distance: The distance one can reach without leaving the couch or sofa.

cager: A term used by motorcyclists to describe someone driving a four wheeled vehicle.

Bluetool: A person who wears a bluetooth wireless earpiece everywhere they go to seem trendy and important. Places to spot bluetools include movie theaters, malls, restaurants, gyms, grocery stores and cars.

I like your style: A phrase used to express one persons endorsement of anothers general style. Is also commonly used to show happiness at a persons actions. Extra emphasis is placed on the phrase when it is accompanied by a friendly point and wink at the recipient. The correct response is I like your moves.

cubicle speed: caffeine-laden food/drugs used to stay awake in a modern office environment.

driver's arm: refers to the left arm being tanner (or redder) than the right arm because it's been hanging out the window

overvite: An overvite is an invite that occurs after another invite has already been extended.

5 second rule: An unwritten law dictating that if a food or other consumable item is dropped onto the floor, it may be picked up up and eaten within five seconds. The reasoning behind this is that dirt and germs take six seconds to transfer from one surface to another.