Urban Dictionary Mugs

garbage time: The closing minutes of a blowout game, when the starters have left and the bench players are playing out the clock. Usually refers to basketball, but can be used in other sports. See garbage man.

homoblivious: Not having the ability to recognize homosexuals as homosexuals; a lack of gaydar.

urban amish: n. Someone who has none of the technological devices that have become a part of our daily lives, such as television, microwave, gaming platform or home computer.

VIP: The act of riding in the back seat of a car when the front passenger seat is available.

to the left: From Beyonce's "Irreplaceable", 1.) Dismissed, dumped, broke off 2.) "Step aside," as in when a person is dumped: means to get out of one's face and life so that a new partner can be established. 3.) Indicating where the door is located, even if it is not actually located to the left -- "To the left" indicates that your exit is expected right fucking now.

retro shopping: To compare prices for an item after you've already purchased it.

ladyprimer: 1) Makeup; mascara, eye liner, blush, lipstick/gloss, etc. 2) A girl who wears an excessive amount of makeup.

surge protectors: Those who oppose an increase in troops in Iraq, like most Democrats and a few Republicans.

Gore Effect: The phenomenon that leads to unseasonably cold temperatures, driving rain, hail, or snow whenever Al Gore visits an area to discuss global warming. Hence, the Gore Effect.

king kong: A very loud car stereo system that includes amps and sub woofers.

musk up: The application of cologne to a man's body, generally by the man himself.

swagger jacker: A person who steals someone elses flow, lines, jokes, swagger.

rebooty: 1. A booty call made with an ex. 2. A renewed relationship with an ex.

dap: The knocking of fists together as a greeting, or form of respect.

Treeware: Documents made of paper, like an anablog, in contrast to electronic documents.

blogorrhea: To write a blog entry just for the sake of posting an entry, not because you have done anything interesting today.

nametake: The reverse of namesake; a person you are named after.

shop naked: To shop for items online; to buy things from an online store.

slap your plastics: To insert contacts in your eyes.

bio-accessory: a living being used as a fashion accessory, like a handbag or a scarf, except that it's alive; often dressed up in cutesy little outfits

unprotected sleep: turning off your alarm clock and immediately going back to sleep; risking not waking up for a job, class, or other daily task.

marble ceiling: Discriminatory barrier keeping a certain class of people out of an upper echelon of American government. Distinguished from a glass ceiling because not only is this class prevented from rising to the next level, they cannot even see what is going on up there. Coined by incoming Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi.

Bond Year: Any year that ends in 007, such as 1007 or 2007.

gay card: The mythical figurative membership credential carried by gay men to commemorate the innate knowledge, ability, or sensibility with regard to any subject matter traditionally and generally considered to be the purview of gay men, such as show tunes, color coordination, fashion, hairstyling, interior decoration, or knowing whether any particular man in the vicinity is gay without requiring him to present his gay card.

Enterdrainment: Any passive form of entertainment that is so incredibly mind numbing that it sucks the intelligence from the listener or viewer; ultimately over time reducing (or limiting) them to a simplistic proto-human mental state, incapable of cognition or rational thought.

girlfriend button: The button on the controller of an xbox or PS2 you have to press to pause the game when your girlfriend wants to talk.

e-penis: A term used to describe the technological prowess of an individual, usually in an internet community. Factors that engorge the e-penis include bandwidth, computer speed, hard drive size, size of DVD collection, and an impressive frag count in any number of popular first person shooters.

resolutionary: People who join a gym after the New Year, only to quit going within 3 months.