Urban Dictionary Mugs

apartimony: Monies paid even though you are no longer living with a former roommate/lover.

alcopops: Alcoholic Soda Pops. Modern day drinks with fruity flavor. like lemonade or strawberry flavored alcoholic drinks.

hatriotism: Proving your patriotism by hating the people the government tells you to hate.

google drift: To drift aimlessly between subjects of interest, by finding them accidentally on a web search for something else.

courage dot com: When someone tries to be badass over the internet, like on a forum, or blog because they aren't actually face to face with anyone.

mirthquake: an episode of laughter that entails shaking or violent motion.

stall call: using the bathroom while on the phone. direct relationship with the advent of cordless phones and cell phones especially, particularly in da club.

lal: Lacht Aus Laut German for "Laughing Out Loud"

cyber monday: Cyber Monday is the Monday after Black Friday, when online retailers will be looking for their biggest sales from those who checked out products over the thanksgiving weekend, and will now be ordering them Monday at work.

catch and release: The act of buying an item or items of clothing with the intention of returning them for a refund.

doorbuster: An eye-popping sale that only runs for a short period of time on Black Friday. These sales are used to draw people into stores early on, and they usually result in long lines of people waiting for stores to open.

Thanksgiving pants: Pants that are worn in anticipation of eating a huge meal (i.e. Thanksgiving dinner). These pants usually boast an elastic waist, to allow some give for that third helping of sweet potato pie.

tryptophanatic: One who eats until they are engorged...and then proceeds to eat even more, usually resulting in a turkey coma. A glutton -- but a happy glutton nontheless. See also Thanksgiving and Grandma's cooking.

yupscale: Adj.: Affluent in an ostentatiously 'hip' sort of a way; a combination of yuppie and upscale.

CLM: Career-limiting move

Poppin' Hundies: Spending big bills, such as hundred dollar bills.

Super Mario: The star of Super Mario Brothers. An icon to gamers worldwide. He takes shrooms and gets beefed, saves the princess, gets laid, and goes home to fix household plumbing systems.

denglish: Denglish is actually the term used by linguists, mainly based in Germany, to describe incorrect English as spoken by Germans whose sole contact with English is at school. It results in something that might in some case sound English but in fact is not or is used in a differnet sense than in normal English usage. Modern German features an over-use of loan words, particularly from English. Germans mistakenly think the expressions/words are correct as they use them.

Crackberry: Nickname for the popular RIM communication device named Blackberry. The device, which is a phone, PDA, and e-mail appliance has gained outrageous popularity. Users/owners are typically addicted to checking e-mail and swapping short messages on the device. It appears as though they are addicted as a crackhead is to the pipe.

Fed Ex: Kevin Federline's new nickname, after Britney Spears dumped his ass.

Ringtone DJ: A person who shuffles through all their ringtones, one after another, annoying the people around them. You can yell at them, but they don't stop.

table queen: An individual who is highly particular about where they sit in a restaurant and will make a hostess wait while they locate the best table and/or have the hostess move them if a "better" table becomes available.

food of shame: 1. Any innutritious substance purchased at a quickie mart or gas station that one takes pleasure in eating but does not like to admit that one eats.

barage: A residential garage that has been converted to look like a public bar.

nosh: to snack on

Fence: A buyer or seller of stolen merchandise.

nicotini: An alcoholic drink that includes nicotine as an ingredient. Usually made with vodka in which tobacco has been soaked. Generally billed as an alternative for smokers in smoke-free establishments.

October Surprise: When, in a last minute effort to become re-elected, a political figure happens upon a bit of "lucky coincidence."