Urban Dictionary Mugs

Macaca: A racial slur used by Senator George Allen, which literally means "monkey." Recently used by the Senator while campaigning in Virginia.

purple state: A term that is used to descibe a even split in a state between democrat and republican voters.

daggy: Australian origin. adj. not stylish, out of fashion, not trendy, not cool, untidy, unclean, not neat. v. to have no style.

velocitized: Accustomed to a rate of speed.

bardcore: a spin-off of the word hardcore, used, when referring to Pornography, to refer to a movie that was made with a Shakespearean play as the original plot.

bandwidth: ability (or lack of ability) to complete work given the available resources (people, time, money, etc.)

fauxmo: 1. A pre-meditated state of false gayness, aimed at soliciting attention or affection from the opposite sex. See: Girls Gone Wild; Tom Cruise. 2. False diagnosis of male gayness; develops after lingering too long in a friendship-only relationship with a woman you secretly like. Comic hilarity usually ensues. See: Any movie starring Matthew Perry.

cosplay: Literally "Costume Play." Dressing up and pretending to be a fictional character (usually a sci-fi, comic book, or anime character).

yinz: Short for "you ones"; could also be used in place of: you you guys you all y'all

jagoff: Pittsburgh's way of saying "jackoff." An anoying, ass hole.

safety date: A person that accompanies you to friend's or family event. a) Giving the appearance that you are seeing people and not isolated from society. b) To avoid being set up on blind dates by well meaning friends.

Bromance: Describes the complicated love and affection shared by two straight males.

ego wall: A wall, usually in a professional's office, covered with an inordinate number of framed diplomas, certificates, and other tokens of academic achievement. The sheer number of items implicitly speaks to the superior skill or intelligence of the professional who earned them. This outward display mirrors and reinforces the professional’s perception of self, or ego.

Drunk MySpace: Like the Drunk Dial except instead of using a telephone to contact an individual you use your MySpace.com account to either message, comment, picture comment, or blog about your current intoxication. To become inebriated and then proceed to leave comments of questionable nature on your friend's MySpace page.

dramarama: A situation where one or more individuals choose to take a relatively benign event and turn it into a huge drama. The result when certain individuals put effort into taking a minor happening and presenting it as though it were a big deal. This often involves a lot of high pitched screams or expressions of outrage, the narrowing of eyes, forced tears, threats of various kinds, phone calls, email, blogging, etc.. It is not uncommon for a dramarama to become known to a vast amount of people within a very short time.

mindfuck: an idea or concept that shakes one's previously held beliefs or assumptions about the nature of reality.

salted: When someone is insulted, embarassed, or made to look like a fool of some sort. Originally "assaulted", but later reduced to a more convenient syllable count.

bring it back: To tell the DJ to "bring that song back." In other words, to request for an encore.

geek cred: Similar to street cred, but applicable to geeks. Geek cred is allocated by displaying knowledge of different aspects of geek culture such as Star Wars, anime, comic books, etc.

Carriage-Cruiser: A person who is unable to simply stand in one position on a train and decides, much to the annoyance of the other passengers, to move down the length of the train using the internal doors.

third joke: A "Third Joke" is when someone says something funny, someone else feels the need to follow it with something that may or may not also be funny, and then a third person, trying to keep up, follows up with a third quip, which by this point is most definitely no longer funny. It is important for others at this point to call "Third Joke" out loud to point out the third individual's social error, to embarass them for killing the funny. A truly unskilled individual can Third Joke on the second quip.

Tune Wedgie: A song or advertising jingle annoyingly stuck in your head.

Business: A bad beating or ass whooping.

I call bullshit: 1. to call one out on a complete flasehood 2. an expression of distaste or aggrivation 3. to have found something at odds with a generally accepted truth

low low: A car or truck with an altered suspension, such that the car rides low to the ground. May or may not include hydraulics and specialized wheels. See also lowrider.

Beast Mode: A hype, energetic, outgoing, wilding out state of mind.

road parrot: N. A person who rides on the shoulder of the road (To road parrot)- when one rides on the shoulder of the road, so to avoid long lines and traffic.

go ones: To have a one-on-one contest, usually on the basketball court, but sometimes fisticuffs.