Urban Dictionary Mugs

Cinemuck: The combination of popcorn, soda, and melted chocolate which covers the floors of movie theaters.

multislacking: Doing multiple slacker-esque things concurrently.

Organically Overlap: Term used by new age and/or granola types to describe an accidental meeting or spending time together without previously having made a plan.

film: When it's art, you call it a film. When it's mainstream garbage, it's called a movie.

Kraft Singles: A Chicago slang term meaning dollar bills. Derived from another slang term that refers to money as cheese. (Originates from slices of cheese produced by Kraft Foods)

wagwan: Bastardization of "What's going on?"

hostage lunch: Meal purchased by the company, often pizza, and delivered for employees who bosses require them to attend a meeting or work over their lunch hour.

go-cup: A term used in New Orleans to refer to the plastic cups given by bars to their patrons so that they might take drinks off of the premises, as in to-go drinks or at closing time.

where y'at: Its a slang greeting in New Orleans. When you meet someone in the street they will say that. Then you reply with the key phrase what it is. If you respond wrong, the initiator will know you are not local.

Presidential Tint: The darkest tint you can have on a car's windows. Most cars that have it are ridin dirty. So if you have it, cops will give you tickets to harass you.

Gong Xi Fa Chai: Happy New Year (Chinese)

remail: Attempting to follow up on previous email messages which have gone unanswered.

professional celebrity: A famous person who has no discernable talent other than being famous.

connectile dysfunction: 1. The inability to gain or maintain an internet connection. 2. The inability to print, email, or get to the internet.

valentine's day: The reason so many people are born in November.

stunt: To stunt is to floss or show off. When somebody's tryin' to stunt, the playa is trying to show off all he's got.

multitasking: A polite way of telling someone you haven't heard a word they said. Commonly used on long conference calls, when the speaker is monotonous, boring, or couldn't make a point of one were drawn for them.

award show: To go "award show" is to get all tearful and emotional in front of an audience.

new ageist: 1. Used to describe individuals who discriminate against others who are not overly focused on self improvement. 2. The act of looking down on people who do not practice yoga, eat organic, and believe in energy fields.

stop and chat: When someone stops to engage in a conversation with another while passing them in public. These conversations are short, meaningless, awkward and mostly unwanted by at least one of the parties involved. This term was coined by Larry David on the HBO series Curb Your Enthusiasm.

I'm not gay seat: The empty seat in a movie theater that two males leave between them to show the rest of the audience that they are straight.

Casual Undertime: Getting paid for forty hours for the week when one has worked less than forty hours for the week. It is best when casual undertime is achieved by legitimate means, such as leaving early for the 4th of July Holiday with your bosses permission.

wikilobbying: The act of paying others money to edit Wikipedia entries in order to cast the employer's company, product or point of view in a better light. Coined by Stephen Colbert of The Colbert Report. When money determines Wikipedia entries, reality becomes a commodity.

cruiser spooning: The act of parking two police cruisers with the driver's sides adjacent so that the officers can converse through the open windows

super bowl: The only show that makes me eager to watch the commercials.

nipplegate: Refers to the scandal of the 2004 Superbowl half-time show where Janet Jackson accidentally exposed her entire right breast.

mooninite: Two dimensional creatures that hail from the inner core of the moon. They are arrogant, are often bad influences on those who come in contact with them, and have the ability to shoot large square like projectiles from their moon weapons. They can be seen on the Adult Swim show Aqua Teen Hunger Force. Mooninites launched an attack on Earth in January 2007. They succeeded in shutting down Boston on Wednesday, January 31.

febulights: Christmas lights still present on houses in Febuary