Urban Dictionary Mugs

floordrobe: A form of storage for clothing which requires no hangers, drawers, doors or effort. Simply drop on the floor and you have a floordrobe.

clicktease: When a website or website link leads you to believe you will be seeing pornography or some other sexual material, when in fact this offer is false or misleading.

break your crayons: Make you very upset or sad, or ruin your whole day.

globfrag: Coined word from globalization and fragmentation; as the world becomes more globalized with increasing technology and knowledge, more fragmentation occurs among individuals and societies.

girlfriend voice: The change in pitch or tone of a man's voice when talking to their significant other. The girlfriend voice is characterized by a higher pitch and a more effeminate tone with speech patterns scattered with pet names and childish words. This type of speech is usually frowned upon when used in the presence of other men. When another man uses this voice they will usually receive a fair amount of ridicule.

wake and bake: Toking up right after you wake up.

escape goat: Someone flirted with, obsessed over and generally courted by a person in a relationship they want to get out of in the hope that it will give them the courage and will to leave.

y/n: Saying y/n parodies the old DOS programs people used back in the day. It means yes/no, and some geeks still use it when they ask questions. For example:

disco nap: sleeping when ya got something goin' later on that you need to get ready for.

epiphanot: An idea that at first seems like an amazing insight (at least to the conceiver) but later turns out to be pointless, mundane, stupid, or incorrect, and often is the root cause of bad decisions. Mostly occurs under the influence of drugs or alcohol.

taxed: stolen. to have something taken from you without your permission or consent, and without the intention to be returned.

spring broke: When you're broke because you spent all your money on spring break.

girl crush: feelings of admiration and adoration which a girl has for another girl, without wanting to shag said girl. a nonsexual attraction, usually based on veneration at some level. related to boy crush

excessorise: To eat, drink, take drugs or the like for personal indulgence in excessive amounts.

brohemian: Variation of the word brother combined with the term bohemian. Used to denote a close affiliate.

bamma: A general-multi used DC Metro area term used to describe a person who has no style, taste, or class. Usually this person has no idea that he/she is classified as a Bamma - rather they go about their daily lives thinking what they do, say, or wear is acceptable.

hater tots: Like haterade, the figurative snack you consume when you're hating on someone.

Peeps: Marshmallow candies in the shape of rabbits and baby chickens. Usually served around Easter. Also short for "people".

ISO: I=In S=Search O=Of

vegi-curious: One who is considering the vegetarian lifestyle, but has yet to make a committment to it.

Embiggen: Verb. To make more admirable or great.

nextflix: The upcoming movies in your Netflix queue.

march sadness: As opposed to March Madness, March Sadness is the deep, depressing feeling that comes when your brackets are completely fucked up and your favorite team lost.

Retail Therapy: The act of shopping as an outlet for frustration and a reliever of stress.

I pity the fool: In Mr. T-glish, a rhetoric comment equivalent to the English "I'd best not find out who it was."

loved up: To be high on ecstasy.

fakester: A profile on friendster or another social network that is not owned by a real person. In other words, a profile that is maintained by someone who pretends to be a celebrity, television character, or other obviously fake person.

retox: To start consuming drugs and alcohol again after a hiatus in an effort to avoid the effects of withdrawl.