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Remasculate: The opposite of emasculate. To grow one's balls back after they have been shrunken by an especially effeminate activity.
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dinner badge: Dried stains of kebab juice, curry sauce or gravy all over your shirt from messy eating.
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hXc: Abbreviation of hardcore, often related to or dealing with music from the hardcore genre. Also used to describe actions or styles.
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feen: When you think about something 24/7 and you cant get it off your mind, like craving drugs.
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wifive: Short for Wireless High-Five, used when you want to give a friend a high-five, but you are further then arms reach from each other. It doesn't involve any physical contact.
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work hot: A person that may or may not be hot, but is the most attractive person in the set of people you work with so you lust after him/her.
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Madam's apple: Noun. A pun on "Adam's apple," it refers to the large bulge on the trachea when it occurs on a woman. (Note: this may be the sign of a male-to-female transvestite or transsexual, or may simply be the luck of genetics).
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bisexy: Appealing to both sexes.
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Git Er Done: A redneck phrase meaning to go ahead and complete a task. Shows support, encouragement, or respect. Often used in reference to potential sexual encounters.
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broham: a close buddy, compadre, smoking and/drinking buddy. a term of endearment between men to reaffirm heterosexuality
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nano nap: An unintentional, seconds-long nap that you take most often in class or a really boring meeting. So short that usually nobody but you notices.
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miss me: lose my number; don't call me; leave me alone.
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voicejail: The loop of options where you get stuck when trying to navigate your voice mail.
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idgi: I Don't Get It.
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pay out: To insult, dis' or burn someone.
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puma: An attractive woman in her late 20s or early 30s. She is a pre-cougar/urban cougar.
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Home Run: To accelerate through first base (french kissing), onto second base ("heavy petting") to third base (oral sex) and finally coming around to home plate (sexual intercourse).
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FTW: "For The Win." An enthusiastic emphasis to the end of a comment, message, or post. Sometimes genuine, but often sarcastic. Originated from the game show Hollywood Squares where the result of the player's response is expected to win the game.
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Obvi: A shortened version of "obvious" or "obviously."
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wotcher: A shortened form of "what cheer!" A greeting between friends, used mainly in London. Also spelled "wotcha."
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ignoranus: A person who is not only ignorant, but is also an asshole.
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Ex-door Neighbor: The person who used to be, but is no longer your next door neighbor.
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post-Potter depression: The empty feeling that comes from finishing the seventh book in the Harry Potter series and realizing there will be no more.
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baby bear: adj. - when something is "just right." Not too hot or too cold, not too big or too small, etc.
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no name basis: When you become so comfortable with someone that you no longer even refer to them by their first name. I.e. being beyond first name basis.
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dip out: to leave a party or someone's house without them knowing; sneaking out; or just plain leaving.
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Designated Drunk: Responsible partiers choose a Designated Driver to drive during a night of debauchery. The Designated Drunk is chosen by the Driver. The Designated Drunk assumes responsibility for all drink offers given to the Driver. The Designated Drunk will take all offers of toasts, shots, and drinking competitions in place of the Driver.
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Webbernet: The series of tubes which link computers across the globe.