Urban Dictionary Mugs

broham: a close buddy, compadre, smoking and/drinking buddy. a term of endearment between men to reaffirm heterosexuality

nano nap: An unintentional, seconds-long nap that you take most often in class or a really boring meeting. So short that usually nobody but you notices.

miss me: lose my number; don't call me; leave me alone.

voicejail: The loop of options where you get stuck when trying to navigate your voice mail.

idgi: I Don't Get It.

pay out: To insult, dis' or burn someone.

puma: An attractive woman in her late 20s or early 30s. She is a pre-cougar/urban cougar.

Home Run: To accelerate through first base (french kissing), onto second base ("heavy petting") to third base (oral sex) and finally coming around to home plate (sexual intercourse).

FTW: "For The Win." An enthusiastic emphasis to the end of a comment, message, or post. Sometimes genuine, but often sarcastic. Originated from the game show Hollywood Squares where the result of the player's response is expected to win the game.

Obvi: A shortened version of "obvious" or "obviously."

wotcher: A shortened form of "what cheer!" A greeting between friends, used mainly in London. Also spelled "wotcha."

ignoranus: A person who is not only ignorant, but is also an asshole.

Ex-door Neighbor: The person who used to be, but is no longer your next door neighbor.

post-Potter depression: The empty feeling that comes from finishing the seventh book in the Harry Potter series and realizing there will be no more.

baby bear: adj. - when something is "just right." Not too hot or too cold, not too big or too small, etc.

no name basis: When you become so comfortable with someone that you no longer even refer to them by their first name. I.e. being beyond first name basis.

dip out: to leave a party or someone's house without them knowing; sneaking out; or just plain leaving.

Designated Drunk: Responsible partiers choose a Designated Driver to drive during a night of debauchery. The Designated Drunk is chosen by the Driver. The Designated Drunk assumes responsibility for all drink offers given to the Driver. The Designated Drunk will take all offers of toasts, shots, and drinking competitions in place of the Driver.

Webbernet: The series of tubes which link computers across the globe.

Homer: 1. American bonehead. 2. Pull a Homer: to succeed despite idiocy.

twee: Something that is sweet, almost to the point of being sickeningly so. As a derogatory descriptive, it means something that is affectedly dainty or quaint, or is way too sentimental. In American English it often refers to a type of simple sweet pop music, but in British English it is used much more widely for things that are nauseatingly cute or precious. It comes from the way the word sweet sounds when said in baby talk.

typeractive: Someone who is overly talkative on emails or text messages.

headdesk: Slamming the forehead against the desk surface or keyboard repeatedly. Often followed by cursing at the monitor.

BGP: Short for background props. Placing oneself in the background of another person's picture, usually striking some strange pose or making some other gesture, unbeknownst to the subjects or the photographer.

Wii elbow: Similar to tennis elbow, wii elbow is pain in one's arm (particularly around the elbow) caused by too much wii tennis (or, possibly, not enough regular exercise).

gdi: God Damn Independent, a college student that is not in a fraternity/sorority.

nintendonitis: A chronic painful condition that effects the muscles or joints in the hand, fingers and/or forearm after playing videogames too much.

sapiosexual: One who finds intelligence the most sexually attractive feature.