Urban Dictionary Mugs

fauxbia: A faux (false) phobia.

pz: "peace", shortly, mostly used by cool guys when they leave. (on chat)

whoadie: Your friend, particularly someone from the same area of the city as you. Origin is from New Orleans term "ward", how the city is divided. It began as "wassup 7th waaaar-day", "wassup 9th war-daaaay" and the sound evolved to "whoadie". Eventually people dropped the ward number and started saying "wardy" and "whoadie."

drafterglow: In fantasy sports, most commonly fantasy football, a condition where the owner is so happy with their team right after the draft that they already have a place picked out for the trophy. A false sense of euphoria which is usually followed by a last place finish and ridicule from others who remember what a moron you looked like on draft day.

fap: The onomatopoeic representation of masturbation. Often used to suggest that something is attractive.

Cottaging: Discreet acts of buggery performed in a toilet cubicle. Often anonymous.

Chocolate Rain: "Chocolate Rain" is a euphemism for racism created by Tay Zonday in his hit YouTube song "Chocolate Rain".

backseat buyer: A person who gets excited over other people's future or current purchases. Usually an enthusiastic shopper for themselves as well. Can also be used as an adjective and verb.

undie: An abbreviation for underground hip-hop. Originally conceived as a soundalike alternative to "indie," which signifies fey boys with jangly guitars.

OMGWTFBBQ: "Oh my God, What the fuck, Barbeque." A parody of internet acronyms, used sarcastically. It can be used at the same times one would use "omgwtf".

errorist: Someone who repeatedly makes mistakes. Says stuff he believes is true, but anyone with common sense can see he's wrong. A dumbass.

Scentence: a combination of words that smell fuckin' great together!

Elevision: The act of people in an elevator staring up, uncomfortably, at the numbers as they light up when the car moves. Practiced out of nervousness.

aibohphobia: The irrational fear of palindromes (words that read the same forwards and backwards).

mouse arrest: Getting grounded from the family computer.

booty call: A late night summons -- often made via telephone -- to arrange clandestine sexual liaisons on an ad hoc basis.

butt dial: When your cell phone accidentally calls someone you did not mean to while on your person.

tfsu: STFU in the parlance of Yoda. Acronym for "the fuck shut up."

jill off: The female version of jack off: unassisted autoerotic stimulation.

Remasculate: The opposite of emasculate. To grow one's balls back after they have been shrunken by an especially effeminate activity.

dinner badge: Dried stains of kebab juice, curry sauce or gravy all over your shirt from messy eating.

hXc: Abbreviation of hardcore, often related to or dealing with music from the hardcore genre. Also used to describe actions or styles.

feen: When you think about something 24/7 and you cant get it off your mind, like craving drugs.

wifive: Short for Wireless High-Five, used when you want to give a friend a high-five, but you are further then arms reach from each other. It doesn't involve any physical contact.

work hot: A person that may or may not be hot, but is the most attractive person in the set of people you work with so you lust after him/her.

Madam's apple: Noun. A pun on "Adam's apple," it refers to the large bulge on the trachea when it occurs on a woman. (Note: this may be the sign of a male-to-female transvestite or transsexual, or may simply be the luck of genetics).

bisexy: Appealing to both sexes.

Git Er Done: A redneck phrase meaning to go ahead and complete a task. Shows support, encouragement, or respect. Often used in reference to potential sexual encounters.