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Winge: Bitching about something, or having a bitch. Getting on other people's nerves by complaining a lot.
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moobs: A combination of the words "man" and "boobs." This is what happens when fat gathers in a male's chest area, and gives him the appearance of having breasts. Usually seen in overweight males, but can strangely also occur in men who are not really overweight.
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gravy train: A job where no work is involved. To get paid for doing nothing. Standing around at work and talking all day.
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poke war: A back and forth battle utilizing Facebook's poking mechanism.
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posse: your crew, your hommies, a group of friends, people who may or may not have your back
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Cinematard: One who is completely lacking movie knowledge.
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don't tase me, bro: 1. An utterance emitted by University of Florida student Andrew Meyer on the evening of September 17, 2007 in efforts to ward off the vicious bite of a police taser after he was detained for getting uppity at a forum with U.S. Senator John Kerry. 2. A phrase used (with ironic reference to the above incident) to express feigned dissatisfaction with another's recent or impending actions or speech.
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Hallowthanksmas: The period of time starting in late October and ending on New Year's Eve, so named for the commercial tendency to put up Christmas displays before Halloween. See also Christmahanukwanzakah
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highway salute: An extended middle finger from a fist thrust forth whilst driving, as a gesture of anger toward the person who it is aimed at.
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selling popcorn: Selling popcorn The act of standing by and doing nothing to effect or change events but attracting attention to the event itself none the less.
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hollywood marriage: A measure of time equal to approximately one month.
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Summer Teeth: Used to describe sombody who is missing some of their teeth, because Summer there and Summer not!
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husband chair: A chair in a womens' clothes store/department for a guy to sit in and wait while his wife or girlfriend shops.
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bootsy: 1. Bad or wreched. noun 2. A synonym for bad used in a derogatory way.
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premature evacuation: Getting caught while sneaking away after a one night stand. Alternate: an early post-sex exit, i.e. before your partner is deep asleep.
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dotcomrade: An Internet acquaintance; someone you chat with but have never actually met.
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tops: Aussie, Irish, Scottish, English slang Fantastic. Wonderful.
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Fade like bleach: Highy dependable. Used to describe someone/something that happens consitently, as bleach always fades fabric.
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chunder: Vomit; generally chunky in nature.
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idiotarod: The daily commute to school, work, home, etc.
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jackass of all trades: A person who is exceptionally bad at everything.
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flintstoning: The act of moving your desk with your feet, without getting out of it.
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Anchor: A person who can slow down an entire group. A person who requires constant help or attention from some one else.
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delurk: Entering an online discussion after a time spent lurking, esp. if suddenly prompted to do so.
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pizza tumor: A large burned air bubble that sometimes forms in the crust of a pizza, rendering the slice that contains it significantly less appealing.
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Tramp Stamp: A tattoo above a woman's ass crack.
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Cupcaking: Flirting or being flirtatious.
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Leave Britney Alone: An exclamation made when your friends or family are teasing you to a point where you can't handle it anymore and a hissy fit is in order. Derived from a YouTube user's famed outburst following Britney's lackluster performance at the 2007 VMA's.