Urban Dictionary Mugs

nonpology: An insincere apology or expression of regret, often blaming the aggrieved party for being offended or bringing up an irrelevant topic to distract.

Meh: Indifference; to be used when one simply does not care.

puzzle butt: the crack in a monopoly board.

frenemy: An enemy disguised as a friend.

drunk catcher: An obstacle found in one's path that, while drunk, provides an incredible challenge to avoid. This includes cracks in the sidewalk, low-hanging tree branches, abnormal curbs, and members of the opposite sex who are of questionable attractiveness. Generally, these are ranked by class, or degree of difficulty: class 1 being the lowest and class 5 being the highest.

U-lock Justice: Vigilante justice taken against aggressive motorists or "cagers," by bikers. The heavy U-lock used to lock the bike is used to do damage to a vehicle, like by taking off a mirror. U-lock Justice is not legal justice, but it's the only justice some cyclists get for being hit by inconsiderate motorists.

crunchy: The characteristics of a neo hippy.

dap and dip: Making a brief appearance at a party or social function for political purposes. Involves giving "dap" (fist-pound greeting) to the host and other notables, then "dipping" (leaving) shortly thereafter. Sometimes used to describe an event that is not enjoyable and would not be worth attending were it not for the political motive.

accountabilabuddy: A friend, maybe a best friend, who you get into trouble with and who is somewhat responsible for your actions.

Testosterphone: (Verb). To make a quick and to-the-point phone call that lasts under 30 seconds.

Moms: An affectionate term for your mother.

couching distance: The distance one can reach without leaving the couch or sofa.

cager: A term used by motorcyclists to describe someone driving a four wheeled vehicle.

Bluetool: A person who wears a bluetooth wireless earpiece everywhere they go to seem trendy and important. Places to spot bluetools include movie theaters, malls, restaurants, gyms, grocery stores and cars.

I like your style: A phrase used to express one persons endorsement of anothers general style. Is also commonly used to show happiness at a persons actions. Extra emphasis is placed on the phrase when it is accompanied by a friendly point and wink at the recipient. The correct response is I like your moves.

cubicle speed: caffeine-laden food/drugs used to stay awake in a modern office environment.

driver's arm: refers to the left arm being tanner (or redder) than the right arm because it's been hanging out the window

overvite: An overvite is an invite that occurs after another invite has already been extended.

5 second rule: An unwritten law dictating that if a food or other consumable item is dropped onto the floor, it may be picked up up and eaten within five seconds. The reasoning behind this is that dirt and germs take six seconds to transfer from one surface to another.

butterfaith: A girl who is fun, intelligent, beautiful, perfect in every way... except she's devoutly religious. (See butterface)

pac-manning: To drive right on the dotted white lane divider, which gives the same effect as Pac-Man eating dots.

Urban Cougar: An older woman, typically early thirties to mid-forties, who has abandoned traditional rules of romantic engagement and taken as her mission the seduction of as many game young men as she can possibly handle.

Pura Vida: Spanish for "pure life." The law of the land in Costa Rica. The expression is used in many forms, from a greeting, to a synonym for "excellent." Ticos follow this lifestyle and are some of the most wonderful people on earth. A synonym of "hakuna matata." Life is wonderful; enjoy it.

9 to 9: Way to say you hustle. Most people work 9 to 5, but you put in more. You have the 9 to 9 hustle.

hip replacement: The process of introducing a formerly cool person to a product or idea that attempts to make them cool again. Reinventing an individuals public persona through assocation or action.

check your vitals: To check your email, myspace, facebook, blog, and/or any daily essential websites.

free-timer: like a part-timer or a full-timer, but one major difference, a free-timer has no job. they have a lot of free time, so they are therefore a free-timer.

flagaphile: One is so patriotic that they would gladly mate with the American flag.