Urban Dictionary Mugs

best friend whore: That one person who refers to everyone as their "best friend" when it's convenient. Not to be confused with bestfriend whore

road bone: the occurunce of an unwanted erection during a ride in a car, truck boat, airplane, etc. usually occurs on long trips.

kidult: A so-called grown-up who doesn't want to grow up (or at least act like an adult) and would instead prefer so-called "children's" stuff for entertainment, like cartoons, toys, comic books, Disney movies, etc. He or she also enjoys colorful "kiddie" snacks like breakfast cereal and Spaghetti-O's and dresses like a teenager or perhaps younger. May or may not be great parents as well as being able to take on adult responsibilities. Not necessarily too immature at least in the public. Not to to be confused with geeks or nerds either, of course! Also known as "Peter Pan", "young at heart", and "kid at heart".

Porn Hangover: I word used to describe when a person jacks off to much to porn and cant do anything for a few hours.

Investment banger: n. someone who specialises in dating seemingly unattractive people that later blossom into fitties.

Apple Picking: When someone steals Apple Products such as iPhones, iPads, iPod Touches, and other stuff created by Apple.

anchor baby: What your girlfriend hopes to achieve by "forgetting" to taker her pill, thus guaranteeing that you'll have to spend the rest of your now ruined life with her... or that you'll have to run from the law forever to avoid child support.

deez nuts: 1) A sarcastic expression used to denote annoyance or frustration. 2) A term used when you just dont give a fuck 3) Look, my dick and balls are bigger than yours.

Shit Ticket: (n.) a single section of bathroom tissue.

ratchrat: A ratchet ass club rat

Phone Groping: That moment when you lose your phone and you immediately freak and start groping your self to find it.

Farting Glances: When a small group or crowed suddenly realizes that someone has emitted a silent but nasty fart and they all look among themselves for facial expressions or body language that might pinpoint the perpertrator.

emoji tennis: Texting nothing but emojis back and forth between a friend or partner. Can sometimes be for humour or usually because you're bored.

bish whet: a polite way of saying bitch what, specially to someone who has annoyed you. Also can be used as an annoying term on Vine. Can also be used purely for fun.

service a bro: The act of performing an oral sexual deed to a male.

Thesaurus Rex: A person who uses a word program or internet thesaurus in order to make their papers or written works appear smarter by replacing common words with larger or uncommon words.

Netflix and Chill: It means that you are going to go over to your partners house and fuck with Netflix in the background.

Full Foie Gras: The process of eating a huge amount of food very quickly, stuffing oneself to the point of making one feel as if he/she is a duck force-fed to grow its liver for harvest

Futurenanigans: Shenanigans that will happen in the future

Alphabet: The act of using the alphabet to bring a woman considerable pleasure during cunnilingus.

on seen: When you text somebody and they read it but don't text back

do a picasso: When you have taken so many drugs your mouth is at the other side of your face to your eyes

stall brother: A person who enters and occupies a public restroom stall adjacent to a stall that is already occupied despite the fact that there were other stalls available that would have allowed a buffer, negatively affecting the enjoyment of your activity. An offense similar to occupying the middle urinal.

Pouring the milk first: In cereal, there is two different ways to make it. Pouring the cereal, or the milk first in the bowl. People generally pour in the cereal first. "Pouring the milk first" is considered wrong. People who pour the milk first, shouldn't be trusted.

Emergenturd: A poop that comes on so suddenly that one fears they may not be able to make it to the toilet.

Pedolicious: Someone or something that exubes an aura of pedophilia, such as a creepy old man with candy or an older van with tinted windows.

margraine: Brain freeze caused from rapidly slurping down a frozen margarita beverage.

Cockroach Blocked: When you find a cockroach in your apartment right before going to bed and your girlfriend is too freaked out to have sex.