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sausage fears: a term to describe the actions of straight men who are afraid of showing any physical or emotional bond to the men they are friends with. This is akin to saying "no homo," and is a result of toxic masculinity and homophobia
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red pilled: enlightened; aware of the nature of the universe. Is a reference to The Matrix (blue pill or red pill)
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eyebrow pubes: on your eyebrow, the long curly hairs that protrude beyond the flat straight hairs
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stage four clinger: When a girl sleeps with a guy once and he moves in and you can never be rid of him
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Rich Rolling: Verb: the act of showing one's most ornate materials (i.e. Cars, jewels, clothes, weave, new nails) once said person comes into money, expected or unexpected.
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Snaphoe: Pay per view stripper who uses snapchats snapcash feature to make money.
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No pun intended: Pun intended. (and now acknowledged)
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Goose Cheese: The female version of duck butter.
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glitter af: when you look perfect and no one can tell you otherwise.
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Narcisexual: Narcisexual, rooting to the word of Narcissist (loving yourself), means you are only sexually attracted to yourself. (Also see Narciromantic)
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hashtalk: When hashtags are spoken out loud.
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transoccupational: When you relate more to an occupation not your own.
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Bull Balls: a man that has massive balls that hang low, similar to a bull.
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species dysphoria: a feeling that one is in the body of the wrong species
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Food monitor: The person who nitpicks and judges everyone's food choices at the dinner table.
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what happened next: Click bait to get you to go to the story.
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shit or get off the pot: Do what you ment to do and do it fast, or just drop it.
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Sphincter trembles: Fear of relaxing the sphincter after a few days without a poo
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Preditation: The word Sarah Palin uses when she means to say predation.
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Spite marriage: A marriage motivated primarily by a desire to hurt or get even with someone else.
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preclapulation: Clapping before you even know what you're clapping for.
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fur of the cat that scratched me: smoking some marijuana to cure the effects of having smoked too much the night before.
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Shit the Fuck Yeah: Exclamation for when something is just too cool for any other phrase.
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insipiosexual: From Latin "insipiens" (opposite of "sapiens") and "sexualis" (sexual), meaning "attracted primarily to fools."
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trust fail: A poorly executed trust fall, i.e. you do not catch the person who is dropping back in to your arms.
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Cinderfella: A man who must be home by midnight for any one of a variety of reasons or he will face serious consequences
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Grad bod: similar to dad bod, but only achieved by binge drinking while studying all year. No kids necessary.
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Lookin' Friday: When you're dressed in your Friday best ready to hit the bars and pick up some chicks. Lookin fly as a mother fucker.