Urban Dictionary Mugs

Broc Obama: What Obama calls his broccoli

Presidential Flashcards: (n.)Cash money, dollar bills, dough, moolah, bread.

shirt cocking: Men who go about their day with a shirt on, but no pants or underwear. "Cocking" can be used with other terms. Example: Cowl Cocking, when a man wears only a super heros cowl, much like Batmans cowl, but no pants or underwear.

pre-wake: a party, held in honor of an ill individual expected to die soon, often a family member

nomophobia: Fear of being away from a mobile phone.

Planicking: Verb: The act of last minute screaming planning action that does not divert panic

day hazed: Blazin' it in the daytime.

sleep on life: Let life go by or pass on by

Lip boxing: Talking shit over social media (twitter,Instagram) or talking shit to somebody else without the person they are taking about knowing.

Bathroom Stalling: Waiting to leave the bathroom as to avoid any contact with people in in stalls next to you.

Getting lazy: Getting lazy is the act of just laying on the ground after being slammed or a hard fall. Most commonly used amongst skaters, bmx riders, and other extreme sports.

Take a wild fucking guess: Remark used when someone asks a question about something especially when it's really stupid.

on who: To swear on a person you hold in high regard. Usually a deceased friend or relative.

body by mattel: Female that is more plastic than human.

Text soaked: A relationship based solely on text messages to the extent that in-person interaction is awkward. Common in online dating situations.

Dot Watching: Verb. The desperately intense observation of your smart phone screen message thread, as you wait in hope for a reply from someone you are romantically engaged with.

Puncher's Chance: It's a boxing term. It means that though you may be outclassed by your opponent, if you land a good punch, you can win.

a and r: Assault and Robbery or Against persons and Robbery is category of crime. It's a lingual abbreviation used by police or law enforcement.

Faceremorse: The moment after posting something inflammatory or militant on Facebook that you immediately regret. No matter how quickly it is deleted, people have screenshots.

I'm Batman syndrome: When Batman fans try to rationalize that Batman would beat any other super hero because he is Batman and nothing more, when realistically any other super hero would strangle Batman with his own asshole.

eye cabbage: the complete opposite of eye candy

genderfriend: the gender-free way to call your BF/GF

mormon first base: Engaging in hand to hand contact. In other words, holding hands.

arctic fever: when you are attracted to white girls only

put me in the car: Asking your homie to hook you up with his girlfriends best friend.

you don't pour my cereal: You don't know me, you don't know what I do, you haven't lived my life, you don't know my struggles nor trials and tribulations

Jennycrack Diet: the eating habits of a methamphetamine/crack user

grill porn: catalogs made up of outdoor barbecue cookers and smokers mailed to men just before Fourth of July and Father's Day