Urban Dictionary Mugs

Drain the Poison: An idiom for masturbation. Typically used for males who are "backed up" that can't get their mind off of sex and therefore cannot focus.

lactcident: Accidental explosive diarrhea caused by consuming a dairy product by a lactose intolerant person.

Help a tree grow: Person that pisses on a tree because there is no bathroom around and tries to act like it is benefiting the earth

Snapchat Slapped: "Snapchat Slapped" The act of waking a person up by slapping them in the face with your phone while taking a video using snapchat.

Intercoarse: Like rough anal, but referring to any type of sex which is rough.

Jean Jam: When jeans are way too tight on your junk. Limits mobility, decreases circulation, and potentially lowers sperm count.

Netflix and Chill for One: A euphemism for masturbation. Typically used by a single man or woman who has no sexual partners, save for Netflix.

resting asshole face: A person, usually a boy, who naturally looks mean when his face is expressionless, without meaning to.

More Issues Than Vogue: When you imply that your amount of issues (problems) are greater than the amount of issues (magazine articles) the famous magazine company, Vogue has.

Maintenance Poop: The act of visiting the bathroom with the intention to only urinate, but instead relieve a little poop as well as a means to prolong the time between your next bathroom visit.

Throwing pillows: Having a weak punch

cool girl: A girl who is not a girlfriend. Shares interests with, hangs with, and (optionally) sleeps with a man she is interested in. Inevitably, she becomes a 'cool girl' and becomes ineligible for girlfriend status. Is often beleived to be lesbian on first glance.

Media Shower: When a celebrity or a new person gets WAY too much spotlight. This can cause a snobbish side to surface, and their friends or aquaintances to notice them acting differently. Otherwise, this causes the "showered" person to feel shy or be surrounded by people by simply going outside their house, making them annoyed.

hottish: Somewhat hot. Although cannot be classified as "hot", one who is hottish is not completely ugly either.

scativism: Shitting on peoples property as a form of protest.

Donald Trump: Living proof that money can't buy good hair.

art hoe: a hoe who is mysterious and chill and like hippyish and good at art

SFW: So Fucking What

stiff meds: Stiff Meds are taken to correct erectile dysfunction. Also referred to as Stiff Meds or Hard Meds.

gender ninja: a person who's gender is indecipherable

confident turtle: When one sticks their neck out so far as to avoid double chins and exude the confidence of a turtle that comes out of its shell.

sad pancakes: 1. In a large bowl, sift together the flour, baking powder, salt and sugar. Make a well in the center and pour in the milk, egg and melted butter; mix until smooth. 2. Heat a lightly oiled griddle or frying pan over medium high heat. Pour or scoop the batter onto the griddle, using approximately 1/4 cup for each pancake. Brown on both sides and serve hot. 3. Pour Syrup to divert attention to the fact that your wife is cheating on you with your adopted british grandson and ruining your life.

DNB: a "Do Nothing Bitch". A girl who wants to be all pretty and fancy, just to have someone take care of her.

Net Forget: Net Forget is a person who frequently goes on a website to do something, but completely forgets his/her original intention due to the overwhelming amount of information on the internet.

Urethra Franklin: 1. Any sexual act involving penetration/stimulation of the urethra. 2. Another name for one's urethra.

Name Shame: The point at which it's too late to ask for someone's name because you spent so much time around them that you should already know it.

selfiecidal: Someone who takes selfies in dangerous situations or circumstances.

SHIT LOCKS: Dred locks that look shitty on someone.