Urban Dictionary Mugs

trifling bitch: A backdoor girl. One who can't be trusted. A girl who is all about opportunity and doesn't care who gets hurt. Her feelings are never real and turned on and off based on "what's in it for her". As a friend, you can never confide in them, because if it suits them, they will betray you without a second thought. As a girlfriend, well let's say, you are in for an emotional roller coaster and she at the controls. But it won't be long before she finds what she thinks is a better ride and you will be conveniently shelved, to fuck with later. Dont bring her around any of your successful friends unless you are trying to get rid of her.

what are those?: an exclamation shouted by social media users everywhere when referring to someone without "shoe game". originated as a vine, and can sometimes be funny, but lots of lame people don't say it with enough force and end up looking extremely awkward.

Give me some facetime: A way of descretely telling someone you want oral sex. A nice way to tell someone to give you a blow job, to eat you out, or to get into the 69 position.

hulu and commitment: A play on the standard hookup phrase "Netflix and chill," this update is for those looking to binge watch tv shows with another person while in a relationship.

1800 hotline bling: That little ass light on yo phone that lights up when a dude thirsty af at night wanting that good good

Ghost Cheeks: Where you sit on a toilet seat and can still feel the warmth where the previous occupant was sitting.

misrepresentative: 1. A congressmen or representative who say they represent their people but rather pursue self interests 2. An elected official who claims to believe one way but votes the opposite 3. A politician who holds office who lied to his constituents just to get their votes and contributions 4. A congressmen or representative who's campaign is paid for by a wealthy contributor(s) to fool the people that he is to represent into believing he has their best interests in mind when in fact he's doing the bidding of the wealthy contributor(s).

trap queen: loyal, respectful, and wise women. both street smart & book smart. respectful to her family and, friends. loyal to her lover. she has style and admires, many haters but considers them fans.

Free-farting: Passing gas with blatant disregard for one's surroundings, environment or company. Free-farting is so natural that often the subject isn't even aware of doing so.

onion check: The act of checking the source of a ridiculous headline to see if it's real, or if it's from The Onion.

sleep swiping: When you accidentally like someone on tinder cause you dozed off for a minute while swiping

this dude...: A reference to any person who is oblivious to his or her own selfish and/or ridiculous behavior, usually said with an over-the-shoulder side-eye.

lactivist: a woman who nurses her child in public as a protest against people uncomfortable with seeing breastfeeding.

pork hole: a crude term for a womans vagina, or a mans anus. Also if there was a hole in your ham, you could use it in that sense too.

trill: The correct definition of trill is: to be true to ones self and real with all.

white lighter myth: The real history to the white lighter myth and why they are unlucky is based on four famous and revolutionary musicians of the second half of the 20th century. Jim Morrison, Jimi Hendrex, Janis Joplin, and Kurt Cobain were all left-handed, all died at the age of 27, and all their autopsies reported that a white bic lighter was found in their pockets. This is why it is said that white lighters are unlucky. So if you are 27 and left-handed, don’t use a white bic lighter, you will die.

go ham and cheese: go hard as a motherfucker when you eat

that good good: Having good pussy or dick

Cheeky Nandos: When you're out with the lads and you're having a look in JD and you might fancy the Curry Club at 'Spoons but then your mate Callum who's an absolute ledge and the Archbishop of Banterbury says "Oi brevs let's have a cheeky Nandos instead" and you'll think "Top. Let's smash it."

Rekt: When someone gets completely destroyed.

cbt: CBT stands for "Cock and Ball Torture". Torture can be inflicted by: Slapping, Squeezing, Pinching, Weights/Parachutes. The testicles can stand great pain but caution should be taken. In some cases, "Torture" is considered "Play". The testicles are simply tugged on or stretched out. Most men find handling, stroking and squeezing gently is a pleasurable sensation. Some enjoy using ball stretchers to achieve a longer sac.

Pedo stache: A mustache that a pedofile would have. It is unkempt and awkwardly unmanly. Often there is barely even any hair there and it looks like a sad attempt of a pre-puberty teen to have facial hair. Imagine Napoleon Dynamite's brother's stache but worse.

pet parents: A couple who treat their dogs, cats or other animals as if they were children. Many of these couples are childless and the animals provide a substitute for babies.

auto erect: When text is auto-corrected into something sexual.

Handufactured: Handcrafted, handmade

Hate-like: When you like something on a social network site (such as Facebook) in a sarcastic way. Generally something you don't like at all and the other person has no idea.

Trend Bomber: When someone tries to become apart of a trend that they do not belong in. Posing to apart of a cultural trend that they have no business being apart of.

Crash Your Squad: When someone is new, or hasn't found their group yet, a group lets them hang with them until they make friends.