Urban Dictionary Tees
Wear your words with pride
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I just can't Trump today: Nothing accomplished Not going to work Excuses
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freaky paragraphs: Freaky paragraphs is when you ask your bf/gf write sexy shit to you about what they want to do to you
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sleepwait: The act of lying down and drifting in and out of sleep while you wait for something or some one.
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upperwear: Upperwear is the wardrobe you create when you work on line or on TV and are only 'seen' from the waist up.
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Trumperbole: Hyperbole taken to its absolute, laughably untrue extreme. Often utilized to unintentionally ridiculous effect by obnoxious morons.
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Fire and Fury: Can be referred to as what is unleashed upon after eating a large meal from Taco Bell .
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Okay, chief: Usually said to someone who is being bossy or persistent about something.
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Phobophobia: Being afraid of being afraid. This is something you can really get worked up with.
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Freudian Spell Check: When spell check changes your word to the wrong word, but the wrong word is actually more appropriate.
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Analog shit: Having to go to the toilet without a phone, tablet or any other digital device.
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where her legs begin: A poetic way of saying pussy.
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Scaramucci: A measurement of time, approximately 11 days.
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wypipo: Twitter slang or dialect that with read aloud sounds like "white people" which is its actual meaning
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OOTD: "Outfit Of the Day" Usually used on fashion blogs, or other places where people show others that they are wearing or have worn.
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The Bannon: The act of self-fellatio
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Slave to the gram: When one is willing to go to extreme heights in order to obtain an instagram photo, possibly risking injury.
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chain scrolling: When you have the tablet scrolling Twitter and the phone scrolling Instagram.
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twittatorship: A dictatorship that is attempted through late night Twitter decrees, that have no legal leverage .
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Pissgate: The scandal in which there may or may not be a tape of the President getting pissed on by Russian prostitutes
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pull a Trump: To blatantly keep asserting a lie, despite the overwhelming and obvious facts to the contrary.
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Burner: A throwaway prepaid cellphone, typically used by dealers. Used until the minutes are up, then thrown away so they cannot be tapped.
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zuckerversary: When you celebrate a year of friendship on Facebook.
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sauna bomb: Running into a sauna naked and pooping on the heat source
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mooch: Someone who wants something for free .. someone who takes and takes but doesn't give back.
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Cannabusiness: The fine art of selling weed.
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talking brown: talking shit, bullshitting, lying
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Sleep Mode: To temporarily shut off the thinking part of your brain and focus only at the task at hand, such as eating, playing video games, watching television, or exercising.
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magic stairs: Another term for escalator.