Urban Dictionary Tees

a small loan: A million dollars.

cospainting: Cosplaying in a suit but instead of a mask, you use facepaint.

Hush Puppie Highway: Walking. esp when you have no car or your car is not working or your ride left you.

global warmer: A sports utility vehicle or other large truck-vehicle that spews an attrocious amount of toxins into the atmosphere, particularly apropos if the owner has no need for an off-road vehicle and would never even dream of driving it on a gravel parking lot for fear he would ding his paint.

clickskreig: To engage in war using false news and propaganda with scandalous and intriguing "clickbait" titles and links.

Burp snarf: Is to burp then sneeze then fart at the same time

Braveass: Another word for Commando. To describe the act of not wearing any underwear under your pants.

dickjillion: 69 to the 69th power; slang for "a lot"

drain the granny out of it: Draining the granny out of something is when you get every little last bit.

Trumpmosphere: Releasing negative and or toxic energy into the open

Fap Rotation: The act of cycling between multiple different fap materials in order to avoid becoming desensitized to any of them. Similar to how farmers cycle the crops they plant in order to keep the soil full of nutrients.

Exclamation pants: What happens in one's pants when they see something sexy and aren't afraid to hide it.

vacationship: A long-distance relationship in which the couple only gets together for idyllic vacation-like excursions, therefore avoiding the "real-life" issues of dating.

Murphy's Locker room Law: When you select a locker in an empty locker room, the next person coming back to their locker will be right next to yours. If they happen to enter at the exact moment you're putting on your underwear, then their locker will be on the opposite side of you and they'll have to shuffle by uncomfortably close.

league skimmer: a person that goes out with people way out of their league

backup bestie: A person's second friend; Your second bestie; the second person you want to spend time with most; BBFF.

Dinner Sweats: When you hold in a poop at the dinner table so long that you start to sweat.

rectangle time: The time of day when people in an obviously social setting instead choose to pull out their smart phones and have some time alone with their "rectangle". The term can also apply to other electronics, such as computers, iPads, etc.

I'm gonna Trump today.: I can't Trump today means to blow off all responsibilities and go play golf.

Canadian competition: The act of challenging someone to bigger act of kindness war.

Napstipated: When you really need to nap but can't.

Sailing the internet: To illegally download content, internet piracy.

blessed from behind: Your ass is huge.

Carpin all those diems: Making the most of your time

Ride Critic: Any passenger for Uber or Lyft that gives you a bad rating over the most ridiculous thing you can imagine.

Internaive: The state of ignorance towards popular internet memes; the description of a person who does not recognise 90% of internet jokes. origins: internet + naive

Bachelor name: Equivalent to Fem. "Maiden Name " When a man changes his name to match that of his partner, his former surname is his "Bachelor Name "

I just can't Trump today: Nothing accomplished Not going to work Excuses