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Wear your words with pride
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gang gang: A term when you and your gang chillin
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Schlumped: When someone is so fucked up from a variety of drugs that they become immobile or it becomes extremely difficult to move.
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politick: poli-tick: Noun - A person that enters a political career for personal gain at the expense of everyone else. A parasite on the political system that causes no good.
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bar out: to take a Xanax pill. Xanax is often referred to as a bar.
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geeked up: Being high on blow, ice or any other amphetamine.
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pro boner: work completed with sexual favors given in recompense
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Golden Donald: It's what they call a golden shower in Russia.
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Clout chaser: A person that only hangs with certain people or starts beef with people to gain popularity
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robocoitus: Simultaneous masturbation while utilizing a video chat application. Also referred to as Skype sex
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Rageswiping: When you are frustrated but your boyfriend/girlfriend and get on tinder to swipe to relieve your anger
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Just wondering: Said to cover up someone's true intentions about a question they just asked; trying to appear nonchalant. Could also mean that it's about to go down.
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resting moron face: A person, man or woman, whose usual facial expression makes them appear foolish and lacking common sense or intelligence.
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DO NOT CONGRATULATE: What is said to someone when not to do something, but it is done anyway
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Dick-wap: the act of slapping someone in the face with a penis-like object
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Trumpflation: Inflation caused by the ill-advised and uninformed monetary policies and tariffs imposed by Donald Trump.
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chipdrunk: In poker, having so many chips that you make bad calls and bets. It usually is the result of winning one or more big pots and usually is followed up by being "down to the felt"
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pPOTUS: penis of the President of the United States
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dooshkabob: A dooshbag with multiple different dooshbag qualities stacked together like a shishkabob
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I'll add it to my list: What you say to someone when they suggest you watch a certain show or movie. Sometimes you mean it. More often than not you have no interest in what they've recommended, and are just saying you'll watch it one day to politely placate them.
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Pretendonitis: A made up injury to get out of doing something
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Where the lie tho?: When someone says something accurate or the truth that cannot be denied.
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April Fools: A time for people to be assholes and get away with it
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Smackdonald's: A fast food restaurant where drugs are routinely consumed or sold.
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one worded: Talking to someone who reply’s with one word or very short answers with no care.
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pouring the milk first: the right way to do it, if you put cereal first you're wrong because society brainwashed you to think that.
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Itchy thirty feet: The sudden urge to settle down at the age of thirty.
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White Walling: To delete many or even all past facebook posts in an effort to maintain a reasonable reputation
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Dirty Delete: Used primarily in Facebook groups. Dirty delete is when someone makes a post and later decides to delete it, usually because no one is agreeing with the post.