Urban Dictionary Tees

Pun Fucker: A complete imbecile who devotes their time to telling awful puns to peers around them, only to piss everyone off to feed from their reactions like a parasite.

rat status: (adjective): a state of being where a person is so gross that they are comparable to a rat living in the sewer

Romancing the Bone: A euphemism for masturbation.

Let Your Nuts Hang: A phrase coined by popular rapper Tekashi 6ix9ine,which made the term mainstream. The term means to flex show you're the best, be yourself , and keep it real. The phrase can also be said as let your nuts drag.

wook: Short for wookie. Plural: wooks. The dirty, vagranty variety of hippy. Almost always unemployed, following around jambands or festivals, and ripping people off. Known more for their tactics than their beliefs (unlike the more respectable hippy).

Doucette: A word used to describe the act of shitting by a female.

Out Assholed: Showing a higher magnitude or degree of being the asshole in a situation.

E-bailing: Using email or text message to cancel or change some commitments; instead of calling or in person.

Dump O' Clock: A time (preferably during work hours) when one uses the bathroom to drop their load (or just look up memes on the internet).

hypoavocademia: Low avocado presence in blood. Occurs mostly within the white population of California, and various other hipster paradises. Side effects include; anger, crankiness, a general sense of anxiety, and starvation.

read for filth: To 'read' is to harshly critiqued/insult someone with your quick wit. To 'read for filth' is to really lay into someone and verbally (and often humorously), tear them apart.

Back Bush: The patch of hair on a man's lower back by his belt line.

What a Chad: A phrase describing a stereotypical young urban white male, typically single and in his 20s. This phrase is usually used to denote stereotypical "Chad" behavior which is ususally derogatory.

caught slippin: to be caught off guard, in a very bad way.

Change of pastry: Being tired of the same bakery.

Alexa’ed: Commanding a person like you would command an amazon Alexa;

fantasy cheering: Rooting for a football player you would normally root against because the player is on your fantasy football team.

tfti: an acronym for Thanks For The Invite, usually used when a bunch of your buddies go out and they dont think to invite you

helicopper: police helicopter

Stable Genius: Knowing a whole lot about horse shit.

passing crush: an excuse that someone uses when they are trying to cover up the fact that they have an actual crush on someone

OTTNO: "On To The Next One" as seen in the Jay-Z song "On To The Next One" feat Swiss Beats. Means if chick dont work out just move on to the next one.

darkout: a person acieves the status of darkout when they refuse to go out on an evening when all theyre friends are going out and they have no real excuse

pass a bill through Congress: to take a sh*t, a dump, etc.

Gundamentalism: The worship of guns; a modern religion based on buying, owning, carrying and shooting large numbers of firearms in situations where they are not really necessary.

nr = nt: no reply = no thanks

Nend Sudes: Nend Sudes is A way of saying Send Nudes But The First letters are interchanged Send Nudes Nend Sudes

bruv: A word used by mainly South Londoners. It's the shorter version of 'bruvva' which is a slang variation of 'brother'