Urban Dictionary Tees
Wear your words with pride
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revulsion compulsion: The uncontrollable urge to view something disgusting when someone has told you you shouldn't.
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crime-storming: Producing an idea for an offense that may be punishable by law, by holding a spontaneous group discussion. A combination of the words crime and brainstorming. From Arrested Development, Season 5, Episode 7 ("Rom-Traum").
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I'm Dead: You died of laughter, aka something is that funny you laughed so hard you died.
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On God: A phrase used to describe something so honest you're swearing upon God's name. I swear on God = On God
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shitup: A common prank resulting in the victim attempting a blind-folded situp and encountering the perpetrator's ass at the apex of the situp.
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rpp: Rich People Problems
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taint team: when a prosecutor needs to get between a prick and an asshole.
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girl wood: Female arousal. The girl equivalent to morningwood guys experience upon waking.
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Yesn't: A word that means no.
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Bey-sexual: A person who is not sexually attracted to women, but would have sex with Beyoncé
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Yay: n; Slang for Cocaine, popular in California's Bay Area. Syn; blow,coke,snow.
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And I get that but: When you aren’t really listening but you want to make it seem like you are.
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narcissistick: A selfie stick
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Z-Locate: Mostly used by hackers, this word means to locate/collect data on someone using Facebook.
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fb shitting: Scrolling through the Facebook newsfeed while sitting on the toilet
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mammograph: A celebrity signature written on a female breast, usually with a "Sharpie" brand marker.
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textrovert: 1. One who feels an increased sense of bravery over texting, as opposed to in person. 2. One who will often only say what they really feel over text messages.
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let me run a visa: When you are purchasing drugs on credit and not paying with cash
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Put a G on it: Bet on it, put a grand on it
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The book off: The act of getting a book out on the train, tube bus or plane in order to avoid talking to the person next to you. Substitutes include a newspaper, phone or iPod.
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Shoulder Dancing: Rhythmic movement from only the shoulders up, including swaying, popping, and bouncing. Often done while seated.
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Trigger warning: Used to alert people when an internet post, book, article, picture, video, audio clip, or some other media could potentially cause extremely negative reactions (such as post-traumatic flashbacks or self-harm) due to its content. Sometimes abbreviated as "TW."
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forcememe: 1. when someone who knows little about memes tries to use one in an attempt to sound cool. OR 2. tries way too hard to make something into a meme.
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i got plugs: I have connections I know people I am somebodaay you feel meee
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Glam Shaming: Glam shaming takes place when one person shames another for grooming, primping or spending extra time (most often in inappropriate places) adjusting or fixing their appearance.
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White People Shit: Also known as "WPS". Usually associated with extreme sports, activity with dangerous animals, or large acts of terrorism.
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Hitting Skins: Having sex. Comes from the Irish phrase for sex - "bualadh craiceann". The phrase "bualadh leathair" is also used, and literally means "hitting leather"
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Trendetarian: A person that cuts a certain food out of their diet because of a trend