Urban Dictionary Tees

Douchy Donald: Deragatory (but very descriptive) nickname for the 45th president of the United States of America (Donald Trump).

apartimony: Monies paid even though you are no longer living with a former roommate/lover.

cakemaggedon: the event when a group of 6 or less people attempt to eat an entire Costco sheet cake in one sitting.

sleep in your eye: another word for eye boogers

Pulled a Nixon: When one is said to 'pull a Nixon', it means that s/he was in a position of power, until screwing up really bad. Facing the consequence of firing/impeachment/whatever, this person resigns to avoid this punishment, as Nixon did.

generation xerox: 1. People who follow the same path/live up to the same expectations as their parents 2. People who fall into the expected stereotypes of a previous generation

Beauty sus: The opposite of Beauty bias, where the attractiveness of a person makes you more suspicious about their true character, usually causing you to act more closed off or cold around that person than usual because of their beauty, thus the sus.

deadnaming: Disrespectfully calling someone by their old name after they have changed their name. In particular, this is something done to transgender people.

Grass Money: Instead of gas money, one pays for a ride by smoking down with them instead.

Hair Furor: Reference to the turbulent Donald Trump and his hair based on "Der Fuehrer," AKA Adolf Hitler. A term of mockery aimed at Trump and his disorderly, chaotic and increasingly unhinged administration.

like whoring: It is when you are begging for like or trying to trick people into likeing your comment to get attention. These comments often end with something akin to "Like if you agree" Its called like whoring because your whoring out your dignity for likes

flexing on my ex: Showing your ex that you're better off without them

Not actually my President: When all you hear about on the news and social media is Donald Trump and you don't live in America.

laughing off the pounds: Abbreviated as LOP, laughing off the pounds referrers to the feeling of laughing so hard it feels as if one is getting abs. is used in instant messaging, texting and other electronic communication to indicate that something is humorous, LOP can be used instead, or in place of LOL, LMAO or HAHAHA. It implies that the sender is laughing hard enough to burn a significant amount of calories so as to loose weight, thus laughing off the pounds

jack of all traits: A politically correct way of describing someone with multiple personality disorder

Flanking: When you get to work before someone and leave after them.

btfd: Buy The Fucking Dip

Inkremlinate: To incriminate by showing a malicious or otherwise suspicious connection to the Russian Federation, Moscow, the Kremlin, or similar things associated thereto (such as the Soviet Union).

cyber pretty: You only look good online(with filters)

Contact Shame: When you watch or see something so embarrassing that you feel embarrassed; feels like you had something to do with it.

uncanon: Another word for unbelievable. It’s so bad that it’s unbelievable, uncanon

unbenounced: How fucktards try to spell unbeknownst.

Blueterus: The female equivalent of blue balls.

micropretension: A statement that conveys an indirect, subtle, or unintentional affectation that is superfluous or irrelevant to the context of a conversation. Person 1: "Did you watch that show?" Person 2: "I don't have a TV." Person 1: "Are you hungry?" Person 2: "I'm a vegan."

Boxset Boyfriend: A character you genuinely fall in love with while binge watching a series

immigrant: What every inhabitant of the USA is, except the Native Americans.

i'm so down: I'll do whatever. I'm ready to do whatever you suggest. Let's get together and do something.

Shitcoin: Great ways to lose your money. See: scam